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June 11, 2014 5:30 am at 5:30 am in reply to: Ketchup-lovers-and- haters alike, I have a question for you! #1019878
Ketchup doesn’t go well in chicken soup
A nony house, that’s completely apikoris. A person can only create something yesh m’yesh, but God can do yesh m’ayin, something from nothing. Only God can do it. And yeah, magicians.June 11, 2014 5:20 am at 5:20 am in reply to: Schools need to shape up NOW! #1031028
I dunno what you’re talking about. If ur not happy with the school u chose, than u obviously made a bad choice. Why are u blaming the school on your bad decision?June 9, 2014 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm in reply to: What does Bill de Blasio do? #1019022
I agree with @to be or not to be. The horses are part of the park. U can’t just remove them. They’re used to this environment, i don’t think it bothers them, they probably get more attention than their cousin horsesJune 9, 2014 4:29 am at 4:29 am in reply to: picture developing #1018947
If we say the name of any store the mod will take it off as an advertisementJune 9, 2014 3:53 am at 3:53 am in reply to: Looking for babysitter/house helper – where to find? #1018846
I don’t live in Lakewood, but u can either try calling the local bais yaakov, or put a classified in the local magazine or pamphlets or whatever they give out in the highly populated Jewish neighborhoodsJune 9, 2014 3:30 am at 3:30 am in reply to: Do you have a dream??? #1019087
Your future depends on yourdreams, so go to sleep!
And don’t just be busy in the chat rooms!June 9, 2014 3:27 am at 3:27 am in reply to: What does Bill de Blasio do? #1019019
He does everything a normal person does. Gets up, showers, eats breakfast, actually most normal people don’t have time for that today, so I’m not sure about if he does. Davens, goes to work, or pretends to, checks out ywn, answers some chats in the coffee room, goes out to buy coffee, gets lost for three hours…. ya know, just the regularsJune 9, 2014 2:18 am at 2:18 am in reply to: There has to be a better way #1019039
If looks mean so much to u, u can technically go to their shul and ask someone to point them out, or stalk them in some other area you know they frequent. And if u wanna make small talk with them, set up a kosher bagel stand in their college and wait for them to come buy one.June 9, 2014 2:07 am at 2:07 am in reply to: Abridged/Censored Classic Works for Jewish Schools…? #1019140
I think this is a great idea, cuz i know in my school we read the classics and some girls get exposed to stuff that their parents worked hard to shelter them from. Now, i agree if they’re high school level teens maybe they should be exposed to such stuff it shouldn’t hit them so strong but for them to learn about stuff thru goyisha sources is really not good. On the other hand, when my teacher taught certain rashis in parshas Noach, the same girls had questions, so even if u censor the classics it won’t help much.
How to annoy the pizza guy when you’re ordering pizza
1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. 2. Ask for extra homo-sapien. 3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. 5. Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30. 6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza. 7. Ask if they’re familiar with the term “spanking a pizza.” Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza. 8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 9. Order a one-inch pizza. 10. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. 11. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue. 13. Change your accent every three seconds. 14. Dance all around the word “pizza.” Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, “Please don’t mention that word.” 15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza. 16. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 17. Imitate the order taker’s voice. 18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs. 19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper. 20. Order two toppings, then say, “No, they’ll start fighting.” 21. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say “crazy bread.” 22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. 23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead. 24. When they repeat your order, say, “Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.” 25. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”June 6, 2014 2:37 pm at 2:37 pm in reply to: 49 or 50 days of counting? #1018649
Pretty simple, i look in the siddur the night after counting 49, and i see there’s nothing to count anymore in this siddur. So i figure it’s a typo and take out another siddur, but i have the same issue. After going thru allthe siddurim in my house and not finding the thing to count, i give up.
Another reason is because it says sheva shavoas tispar lecha, and I’m done my sheva shavoas and I’m not looking for more work.June 6, 2014 2:23 pm at 2:23 pm in reply to: How tall are you #1018638
Seriously ben_David r u bored or something? Hey, if you’re bored, don’t you at least wanna talk about interesting stuff? Why would u care how tall bloggers are? Ohhhhhh, i know, are u a shadchan?? That explains it thenJune 6, 2014 2:19 pm at 2:19 pm in reply to: Forgot to count tonight (the last night) can I still make a bracha? #1018528
Which night are u asking about if you can make a bracha? Sefira is over for this year, and hopefully next year you won’t forgetJune 6, 2014 2:13 pm at 2:13 pm in reply to: Q. why is it called shavuos? #1018476
Sheva shavoas tispar lechaJune 6, 2014 2:10 pm at 2:10 pm in reply to: So random! #1018677
I like minions even if I’m too old toJune 6, 2014 2:04 pm at 2:04 pm in reply to: Yes is no substitute for hello. #1018520
Hey i actually found this quite funny cuz i know people who do this all the time (i.e. me) my mom was just talking with me yesterday about sms vs whatsapp, why does whatsapp win handsdown, and i was telling her about voice notes, she said it’s just that whatsapp makes it ok to be rude, cuz u don’t gotta say hello and how are u. So i think nowadays people are always bz and in a rush and manners went down the drain