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  • in reply to: closing threads #1089376
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    maybe yossi has a point

    blockquote is when you want to block a quote so put it in brackets like em

    we know what strong is BOLD

    em is italicized

    so whats code ul ol and li?

    in reply to: Jokes #1201549
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    It’s actually under a bunch of them!

    K.O. Hashgacha of the World Boxing Federation

    K MART — Hashgacha given by Rabbis who have decided to discount their normal fees

    and make money through volume.

    YUD K, VOV K — Under Divine Supervision

    I’M OK, YOU’RE OK — Hashgacha given by the local psychiatric association.

    in reply to: Doctor in Miami #738929
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    health, i dont know if you are referring to me but i’m just stating my experiences with doctors here in Miami Beach, i know it’s not ideal b/c i was given z packs for a “cough that wouldn’t go away” and the doctors kept of perscribing z packs and it didn’t help (the problem actually had to do with a q-tip stuck in my ear which the ENT took out, I felt better after that (sorry for the gross details everyone))

    and it should be obvious if she turns blue or grey (or any other color for that matter) that she should call 911

    in reply to: Doctor in Miami #738927
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    any time!

    darn i keep on forgetting to put my signature!

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Doctor in Miami #738924
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    oy refuah shleimah bkarov

    i’m really sorry to hear that!

    just confirming are you in the 41st street area? (North Miami Beach and Miami Beach gets confused from out of towners)

    in reply to: Doctor in Miami #738923
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    exactly! i wouldn’t be suprised if she has that too and most doctors here would probably give her zithromycin, and i totally agree that she should be seen on monday and thats why i gave her the info for a doctor that the jewish community trusts this is who I know she can trust because we do! i’m not going to pull any random doctor out of my hat which no one here goes to, regarding price, i dont know how much he will charge her he himself is very resonable and you never know her insurance might be very good and therefore have no costs

    in reply to: Doctor in Miami #738918
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    aries please tell me how it goes in the end

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Doctor in Miami #738917
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    idk his schedule but what does it matter if she can be seen tomorrow? got any better ideas?

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Jokes #1201546
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    so then what should i kill instead…….time,

    wait im already doing that!

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Doctor in Miami #738914
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    Health,

    he does that stuff too!

    (he treats everyone in yeshiva as a PCP would too!)

    in reply to: Doctor in Miami #738909
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    yes!

    his name is Doctor Galbut

    his number is 305-673-2744

    if theres no appointment available post and i’ll try to get you in (he’s jewish and a tzaddik)

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: closing threads #1089369
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    wheres the application form to become a moderator,

    I think im on yeshiva world more than them

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: The Latest On The Situation In Egypt #799927
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    you know shticky guy i wouldn’t be suprised if you wore sleeveless

    in reply to: closing threads #1089367
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    oh ok so if i get an answer that i like (like now) i can’t close it myself

    in reply to: Jokes #1201544
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    lol, call from a landline! (or someone elses cell phone, if you need to do something you’ll do it however possible)

    and B wouldn’t know 2 minutes after b/c he would close it first then tell people or at least thats what i would do

    :P> machur <d:

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993231
    ☕️coffee addict
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    idk i think it wierd

    :p> machur <d:

    in reply to: Doctor in Miami #738907
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    so do you need a lung doctor aries?

    I can set you up with one (not on sunday though)

    Refuah shleimah!

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: chayavs einikel #737246
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    what kind of doctor aries?

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993227
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    even though i don’t really get the connection to mbachur

    :d> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Jokes #1201542
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    simchas,

    the guy wouldve closed his account!

    in reply to: closing threads #1089362
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    nope didnt work

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: closing threads #1089361
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    cool let me try it!

    <closed>closing threads</closed>

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993225
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    thats better!

    yossis brother can attest to that

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: I Still Need To Move #737449
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    no prob

    in reply to: chayavs einikel #737240
    ☕️coffee addict
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    wait chayav’s einekel,

    do you live in Miami too?

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: I Still Need To Move #737446
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    and chayav,

    section 8 is housing for families that can’t pay rent themselves so the gov’t subsidizes them

    whoops forgot to sign (gonna take some getting used to)

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: I Still Need To Move #737445
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    Mbachur,thanks,but I can’t really answer that online,I’m sorry.And from what I’ve heard,once there are bugs,they always come back.I know this sounds funny–but I am more scared of bugs than people.

    not if its bombed and cleaned thoroughly (I hope)

    and I know what you mean abt being more scared of bugs than people, we were in a quality inn recently and before i even touched the matress i said we should check for bedbugs

    in reply to: Maaser/Tzedakah #1031397
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    I think 18 dollars to each is the best

    Hashem loves it when you do more mitzvos, so giving tzedakah twice is better than giving it out once, and 18 is a fair amount to give

    it could be your yetzer hara telling you that 18 dollars is nothing

    in reply to: ?? ?????? ???? ???? #1102110
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    eved Hashem

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Being a Good Shabbos Guest… #737013
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    always here,

    that’s sooooo rude of them!!

    my Rosh Yeshiva’s rebitzen used to like certain people in yeshiva (myself included) because we used to clean serve and clean up

    in reply to: All Kids At Heart:Just Read The New Subtitle Thread! #737112
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    Heart? what heart?

    in reply to: I Still Need To Move #737437
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    I didnt know you have section 8,

    if you still need a place, my in-laws have an apt (that’s for section 8) but they don’t want to throw out their tenants yet

    so if they do and you still need a place, i’ll keep you in mind (the tenants they have now brought bedbugs, and they themselves admit the apartment is too small for them so when they leave and my in-laws bomb the place we’ll be in touch)

    and yes it’s in Flatbush

    Btw how many kids do you have (my wife wants to know)

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993216
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    YABBA DABBA DOO!!!

    in reply to: Torah and science #736789
    ☕️coffee addict
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    in what way does science contradict Torah?

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993214
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    who do you think you’re calling an old geezer young whippersnapper, when i was your age I used to drive uphill to yeshiva……. both ways, mind you!

    in reply to: Torah and science #736784
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    well for instance scientist say the world is so many billions of years old, the Torah doesn’t say how old the world is

    in reply to: Screen Name Subtitle #978204
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    Wump wump

    thats just as bad as what’s the father of all corny jokes

    POPCORN

    which reminds me i want to make some

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993212
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    I would like a switch, if this means what I think it means (That you’re calling me immature)

    in reply to: Divorced Parents #736851
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    I hear where you are coming from and I hope it is possible to do that.

    For the record, I only posted this as a tribute to yossi z, (his parents aren’t divorced BH) and as of now it isn’t an issue because we’re more than 1,000 miles away, yet I will keep this piint in mind if the situation does arise

    in reply to: Divorced Parents #736845
    ☕️coffee addict
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    mbachur, that sounds weird,

    why?

    but i take it ur parents are divorced!

    they are

    Oh and while were at it, I think we should make some coffe room shidduchim

    theyre fine single, theyre over 60 now

    in reply to: signed … ? #881861
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    sheesh,

    it should be a pleasure to get yours on sale, shows ur jewish!

    in reply to: Cell phone providers #736810
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    oh yeah mine is a family plan

    in reply to: Cell phone providers #736807
    ☕️coffee addict
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    85 is cheap (unless you have a horrible provider) I currently pay 95 and it has 700 minutes and unlimited text and that price comes with discounts!

    in reply to: Divorced Parents #736841
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    This is a good question,(b/c im probably going to be in the same situation)

    I would make two parties (one on the hebrew bday and one on the secular bday)

    in reply to: signed … ? #881858
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    not that hard yossi

    ill get right to it

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993204
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    Yossi,

    You say tomato I say tomahto,

    WELL Moderator 88?

    in reply to: Uprising in Egypt. #736417
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    Moshiach

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993198
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    Mr Mod (88),

    WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

    (I’m having an argument with yossi z about how to interperet it)

    in reply to: Can I Try This On You? #736505
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    Wait a minute! the guy would’ve realized it was still dark out!

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993162
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    Or not a bachur anymore!

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