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  • in reply to: Maaser/Tzedakah #1031397
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    I think 18 dollars to each is the best

    Hashem loves it when you do more mitzvos, so giving tzedakah twice is better than giving it out once, and 18 is a fair amount to give

    it could be your yetzer hara telling you that 18 dollars is nothing

    in reply to: ?? ?????? ???? ???? #1102110
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    eved Hashem

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Being a Good Shabbos Guest… #737013
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    always here,

    that’s sooooo rude of them!!

    my Rosh Yeshiva’s rebitzen used to like certain people in yeshiva (myself included) because we used to clean serve and clean up

    in reply to: All Kids At Heart:Just Read The New Subtitle Thread! #737112
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    Heart? what heart?

    in reply to: I Still Need To Move #737437
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    I didnt know you have section 8,

    if you still need a place, my in-laws have an apt (that’s for section 8) but they don’t want to throw out their tenants yet

    so if they do and you still need a place, i’ll keep you in mind (the tenants they have now brought bedbugs, and they themselves admit the apartment is too small for them so when they leave and my in-laws bomb the place we’ll be in touch)

    and yes it’s in Flatbush

    Btw how many kids do you have (my wife wants to know)

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993216
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    YABBA DABBA DOO!!!

    in reply to: Torah and science #736789
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    in what way does science contradict Torah?

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993214
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    who do you think you’re calling an old geezer young whippersnapper, when i was your age I used to drive uphill to yeshiva……. both ways, mind you!

    in reply to: Torah and science #736784
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    well for instance scientist say the world is so many billions of years old, the Torah doesn’t say how old the world is

    in reply to: Screen Name Subtitle #978204
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    Wump wump

    thats just as bad as what’s the father of all corny jokes

    POPCORN

    which reminds me i want to make some

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993212
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    I would like a switch, if this means what I think it means (That you’re calling me immature)

    in reply to: Divorced Parents #736851
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    I hear where you are coming from and I hope it is possible to do that.

    For the record, I only posted this as a tribute to yossi z, (his parents aren’t divorced BH) and as of now it isn’t an issue because we’re more than 1,000 miles away, yet I will keep this piint in mind if the situation does arise

    in reply to: Divorced Parents #736845
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    mbachur, that sounds weird,

    why?

    but i take it ur parents are divorced!

    they are

    Oh and while were at it, I think we should make some coffe room shidduchim

    theyre fine single, theyre over 60 now

    in reply to: signed … ? #881861
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    sheesh,

    it should be a pleasure to get yours on sale, shows ur jewish!

    in reply to: Cell phone providers #736810
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    oh yeah mine is a family plan

    in reply to: Cell phone providers #736807
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    85 is cheap (unless you have a horrible provider) I currently pay 95 and it has 700 minutes and unlimited text and that price comes with discounts!

    in reply to: Divorced Parents #736841
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    This is a good question,(b/c im probably going to be in the same situation)

    I would make two parties (one on the hebrew bday and one on the secular bday)

    in reply to: signed … ? #881858
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    not that hard yossi

    ill get right to it

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993204
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    Yossi,

    You say tomato I say tomahto,

    WELL Moderator 88?

    in reply to: Uprising in Egypt. #736417
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    Moshiach

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993198
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    Mr Mod (88),

    WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

    (I’m having an argument with yossi z about how to interperet it)

    in reply to: Can I Try This On You? #736505
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    Wait a minute! the guy would’ve realized it was still dark out!

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993162
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    Or not a bachur anymore!

    in reply to: signed … ? #881835
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    you mean invalidate it

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993160
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    How about what snow?

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993159
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    Gaaaaa! I need a new subtitle, what do i choose? what do i choose?

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993153
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    how odes one know when mod 88 will have another blue light special (I might be online but wont be on that particular thread0

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993152
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    Hey i got a good subtitle for yogibooboo,

    guard your picnic baskets

    in reply to: signed … ? #881833
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    nuh uh! (I agree it stinks but cant do much with mbachur maybe i should switch it to something about miami (like what’s snow, or big 3 or something like that) Any suggestions anyone?

    in reply to: signed … ? #881830
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    so if it was the other way (like this :>P) then its the tongue is coming out of the beard? (JK)

    in reply to: Does Human Spellchecker Seem Like Praying Mantis? #735606
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    I dont think so i think it sounds like your super power (in real life i like to stop people from saying tachnun on days where theres none)

    in reply to: signed … ? #881828
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    I think you just have something against me :,,,,,,,,,,(

    in reply to: signed … ? #881827
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    Oh wouldnt that be wtvr (and that’s what I am trying to do and everyone else is trying to do it too)

    in reply to: Does Human Spellchecker Seem Like Praying Mantis? #735603
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    no i think it means that you are a human that spellchecks, instead of a computer

    in reply to: Favorite Chasuna Gift #735593
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    that was my birthday gift

    in reply to: signed … ? #881825
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    whats wtv

    and how does it look

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993148
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    Mod 88

    if you want a good idea is what a figure (meaning good looks) (also a pun on a figure 8

    in reply to: Favorite Chasuna Gift #735591
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    Ill start off

    Mine was a set of Igros Moshe (I don’t usually use it but it was given to me by R Dovid)

    :P> Mbachur :P>

    in reply to: signed … ? #881822
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    Ok lets try this for a signature

    :P> mbachur :P>

    it might change, if i can come up with a better one

    and in case anyone is wondering the P is me sticking out my tongue and > is my beard

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993145
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    Now i really feel left out mod 88

    in reply to: Frum advertising #737310
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    I never understood Pesach in hotels (let alone this year) The whole point of yetzias Mitzrayim is to say we were slaves in Mitzrayim and if you don’t do backbreaking work cleaning your house you never feel it (tongue in cheek b/c i come home 2 days before Pesach)

    in reply to: ?? ?????? ???? ???? #1102067
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    i dont have hebrew on my computer so ill say it in english

    bracha rishonah

    in reply to: I admit, I made a mistake #735354
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    why do moderators allow joseph to post?

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993090
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    yossi z doesnt live in Miami he is from Boston (where I went to high school)

    also if you know “miami” you would know that there are a bunch of communities where no one knows anyone in the other community (not to mention NMB is different than MB

    in reply to: dressing up on purim #734937
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    take an idea and make it tznius

    in reply to: Jokes #1201532
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    hey thats cheating you put lol so you can make the 700th post

    tsk tsk

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069514
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    Awww cmon!

    on erev shabbos its a mitzvah to get a haircut,

    when erev shabbos falls out on rosh chodesh R yehuda Hachassid says shouldnt get a haircut (some hold of it some say its a chumra) and when Rosh Chodesh falls out on erev shabbos during sfira then r moshe says even those that hold like R yehuda hachassid say its muttar

    in reply to: aaron klein's report tonight-vs.obama #735032
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    don’t worry rabbi

    Hashem Yishmor

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993085
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    i can understand ur smiley smiley face but how can candy make a picture of candy

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069512
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    since no one even tried guessing it (except 1)

    its getting a haircut

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