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  • in reply to: Dating question #898178

    DON’T! What are you thinking??? Mind your own buisness, and leave him alone! Beside being choshed be’keshairim, do you also have to talk lashon hara?? It’s a day after Yom Kippur! Even if DID do something (which you have no right to assume) he probably did teshuva! So be a good Jew, and have some middos!

    in reply to: Dating question #898175

    My cousin is a top guy, and some jerk ran around telling rumors about him because he didn’t want him the girl he wanted. Now he can’t get a shidduch. Stay out of it. Either it never was true, or its not true anymore. And if it is still true, he will tell her. Hashem runs the world, your hishtadlus is not to run around breaking engagements.

    in reply to: Mice in mein hoiz #994241

    Put out two bowls where you thing they will find them the easiest, and in one bowl put vinegar and in the other put baking soda. All you will have to do now is clean up the remains of an exploded dead mouse!

    in reply to: gmail #862795

    I like gmail its much better than any other email

    in reply to: Mice in mein hoiz #994222

    The way it works in life is that if you lose one thing, you lose another, and when you find the second thing, the theory goes that you will find the first one also. So judging from what you said, I suggest going to the pet shop and picking up another mouse and set it free.

    Alternatively, you can put some Starbucks coffee on a glue trap (if its in your house, it probably is used to the things you often consume) and wait. You may want to pick one up for yourself too just for kicks.

    in reply to: Optimist or Pessimist #862115

    My cup broke

    in reply to: Jokes #1202093

    What does tisha b’av and bein hazmanim have in common?

    1)u put on teffilin by mincha

    2)it’s asur to wear shoes

    3)it’s asur to learn

    in reply to: Shidduch Profiles #861625

    “I usually call it a “sheet of paper of digital document detailing the person’s personal information relevant to dating”. Or “shidduch profile” for short.”

    That funny, I never heard of the short term. Make the mouthful much easier, thanx popa!

    in reply to: Biting Fingernails, Cutting nails, pregnant women Halachot #1035041

    I swallow them. They are probably healthy. And they taste like whatever I hade for my most recent meal, because I eat with my hands.

    in reply to: Oorah News Bulletin #861331

    This is great! I love scams! How else can we cheat the government? How about we don’t call it a raffle, but rather a donation with incentives. I think I’ll sell that idea to all these places. Genius!

    in reply to: Eating With Your Hands #862764

    If I am a pig, can I eat with my hands? What if I cut off a pig’s hands, and wear them like gloves? What if my wife forgot to wash the silverware? What if the food is burnt and I can’t stab it with a fork?

    Any ideas?

    in reply to: Internet Filter – Jewish or not #861771

    You should have a computer, and even if you do, you shouldn’t have Internet, and if you do than you shouldn’t be. Do it like me, I have my neighbor fax me everything in the coffee room every night, and then I stay up all night and in the morning I fax my neighbor what to post. It is the smartest, safest, and easiest filter.

    in reply to: bracha via text? #860566

    I only telegram brachos

    in reply to: Fake Diamond Jewelry #1058361

    Why buy anything? Grass is very healthy!

    in reply to: Interstate rides #860240

    Try united airlines

    in reply to: Is smoking mutar? #954550

    I don’t think rav eliyashev is a cr member

    in reply to: Children's Teeth Corrosion #860231

    I don’t brush my teeth, and haven’t lost any yet. Toothpaste is icky!

    in reply to: CoreyToTheTroll #860832

    Corey: something strikes me odd add your comment. This conversation was over and yet u brought it back just to rile people up again. Life outside ywn? Why, what else do u do instead of going to seder? So instead of trolling the cr, why don’t you go to shiur and come back when you have something intelligent to say.

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