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I did not make that up and I didn’t say it’s proper English. And I don’t crochet really. I just know how to crochet a lumpy unrecognizable object.

I did not ask to be a legend. I only said that a living man can be a legend. Most of what appears to be me is 73. In fact, I was a legend in my lifetime, but that was a long time ago. It’s been decades since my death, and few speak of the legend of me nowadays. BTW,73, perhaps you can add to your subtitle stating that you are also a bully and not a moderator. Have some respect for those who live on after death.

Okay. To start with, I think I’ll write it out fully and make it relatively mild.

May you with every passing day become more like a bat, becoming every day more intelligent and less able to express yourself, untill you are battier than the battiest bat!

Thanks for the lovely evidence. No need to call me sir.

You took my bait rather nicely. You are a pufflegrap in every sense of the word. Oh, I forgot, you aren’t smart enough to know, Not Yet Cursed Sir. In general, a pufflegrap is a person whose charachter leaves a lot to be desired, someone like you, honored Sir.

Libertarians are not liberals. Liberals give government power to do whatever it wants as long as the people can do anything bad.

Marijuana is a bad thing and we should have the right to choose on our own to avoid it. Its illegality makes it more appealing to people who don’t like the government.

I happen to like libertarians, though I am independent.

by right I mean morally right, consistent with the opinions of the people, or right in my own immensly important, brilliantly superior opinion.

It’s not only about drug abuse. It’s also about the right to say no. How are we supposed to say no to drugs if they aren’t available?

That was afterward. The subtitles on old posts get changed when people change their subtitles. And my modesty has nothing to do with it, although you will notice that I abstained from writing a paragraph about my kindness in sharing my wisdom with people like you.

I changed the subtitle before I made my reply to LF. so ha.

Also, perhaps they hired the cleaning lady last week and then went on vacation. Or maybe it was two days ago and they have the flu. What I really meant, you will never know, and neither shall I.

There is another issue here as well. The same plant that can be used as a drug happens to have many other uses, most off which are perfectly acceptable. (The unacceptable non-drug uses include making it into a rope and strangling people, etc, nothing exclusive to the plant.)

Ha-ha. You don’t know who I am, so I’ll let you in on a little secret: I can crochet a little.

Mine was better. It left more to the imagination, so to very imaginative people it’s more interesting.

It was a perfect one.

I have some relatives who do them both. Crocheting is very different from knitting, but they are both called knitting because they produce clothing directly from yarn instead of weaving, cutting and sewing. It is acceptable to call crochet knitting because it is really a method of making things out of yarn because it’s easier to spell and pronounce and most men can’t tell the difference with a finished product.

I hate robocalls. I miss the real telemarketers. It’s such fun to play tricks on them.

A feminist was walking down the street when she noticed that it was raining and and dogs–literally. She overheard a conversation between a dog and a kitten. While falling, the dog asked the kitten how he felt. He answered “Me scared. No like boo-boo”. Then when they landed the dog asked the same question again. This time the poor creature said “Me owww(ch)”

If you’re wondering what this has to do with her being feminist, it has nothing whatever to do with it. You’re supposed to wonder.

Knitting and crochet are collectively called knitting because they both use yarn.

I would correct everyone’s grammar meticulously. i woud mak shore their arre noo typo and its all grammatic.

Here’s some Lashon Hara with no identifying details:

Once someone did something wrong.

A person who cannot manage on his own needs a master.

The word “I” tends to be used by less confident people for the following reasons:

1. The royal “we” used by royalty and some others who consider themselves royal, though royalty uses it less nowadays.

2. People with overblown egos tend to imagine themselves as representing the world, so they say “we” meaning “I and the less significant beings who inhabit this planet and surely agree with what I say because I’m right”.

3. People who have friends and family actually use the word “I” less because they are with other people. They also tend to be more confident.

If you are smart you either understand what I wrote or can get it translated.

Of course there’s nothing amusing. You just have to pretend that you’re amused, that what the bully is doing doesn’t matter, that the fact that they think they can get at you is ludicrous. If it would actually be amusing, you would be laughing over it. But pretending amusement can help to make bullies stop.

What does a glass remember better, when it’s polished or when it’s broken?