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  • in reply to: If You Were The Moderator #990105
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    I would correct everyone’s grammar meticulously. i woud mak shore their arre noo typo and its all grammatic.

    in reply to: Whoever Said Nothing Was Impossible #990705
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    Nothing is truly impossible. how do you know the laws of nature even exist? Maybe they get turned on and off by a switch to which you alone are denied access.

    in reply to: LASHON HARA. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK #1005405
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    Here’s some Lashon Hara with no identifying details:

    Once someone did something wrong.

    in reply to: Pranks I wouldn't do on my worst enemy #988858
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    Try putting cream instead of skim milk in a sister’s coffee. No lasting damage, but boy do you get results! (“How am I ever going to fit into..”)

    in reply to: Not Being A Slave and other rants #990153
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    A person who cannot manage on his own needs a master.

    in reply to: Not Being A Slave and other rants #990152
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    A person who cannot manage on his own needs a master.

    in reply to: People who use the word 'I' a lot tend to… #988652
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    The word “I” tends to be used by less confident people for the following reasons:

    1. The royal “we” used by royalty and some others who consider themselves royal, though royalty uses it less nowadays.

    2. People with overblown egos tend to imagine themselves as representing the world, so they say “we” meaning “I and the less significant beings who inhabit this planet and surely agree with what I say because I’m right”.

    3. People who have friends and family actually use the word “I” less because they are with other people. They also tend to be more confident.

    in reply to: Politicians that NEED to go #990476
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    Only if I get to be dictator. You get to be janitor, and your friends can wash your broom.

    in reply to: Smart or Popular? #988775
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    If you are smart you either understand what I wrote or can get it translated.

    in reply to: Stupidsmart #988720
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    Like you, for example?

    in reply to: Adult Bullies #988718
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    Of course there’s nothing amusing. You just have to pretend that you’re amused, that what the bully is doing doesn’t matter, that the fact that they think they can get at you is ludicrous. If it would actually be amusing, you would be laughing over it. But pretending amusement can help to make bullies stop.

    in reply to: Politicians that NEED to go #990473
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    All politicians are evil. Some claim that this is because only evil people become politicians, while others claim that becoming a politician makes a person evil.

    in reply to: What Do You Remember For Longer: A Compliment or an Insult? #988870
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    What does a glass remember better, when it’s polished or when it’s broken?

    in reply to: Is it assur to kick a dog? #988619
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    It is absolutely assur to kick a dog. If petted a little and then gently steared they will usually leave.

    in reply to: Women Cleaning #1027242
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    Robots and monkeys should do most of the cleaning, men and women should divide up the chores of telling the robots and monkeys what to do, and for the rest clean up after themselves. Make sure to treat the monkeys well.

    in reply to: Supporting your son-in-law #988601
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    There should be absolutely no supporting of sons-in-law. A father should support his daughter if he wants to and has the means, and let her support her husband.

    in reply to: Three Chairs for the MODS #1043004
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    Three chairs for every three mods.

    in reply to: How to name and eat a pet fish #988569
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    Name him “nothing”. Than, if he’s as big a fish as you make him sound, you could make a world record by eating nothing for a year.

    in reply to: About shudders I do shudder #990386
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    Any shuddering is too much.

    in reply to: Adult Bullies #988716
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    The best thing to do about a bully is to be amused by anything the bully does. The only way it works is if you actually convince yourself that the bully is amusing. If a bully realizes he’s just entertaining you, he’ll stop.

    in reply to: Not Being A Slave and other rants #990147
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    What if a woman says “she’asani isha?

    Well, anyway, if a guy says ” She’asani aved, he should be glad he’s a slave because he can’t live on his own without a master telling him what to do.

    in reply to: Two groaners #1196828
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    Once there was a joke that wasn’t funny. Nobody laughed. They mostly didn’t realize it was a joke.

    in reply to: Who Has Time to Post on Erev Sha.. #1040235
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    If you’re prepared for Shabbos by Tuesday, you should have plenty of time Erev Shabbos.

    in reply to: Did you know… #1063642
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    Does anyone know what my perhaps ungrammatical sentence means in Latin?

    in reply to: Robot Surgery #988549
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    What is experience with robot surgery? Do you mean as the patient, as the doctor, or as the robot?

    in reply to: I hate you all, you big fat jerks #1019698
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    I was only half joking. In our society even the most prejudiced people don’t discriminate against or belittle other races, females ( if they’re male), people with disabilities, or people of certain colors (separate from race, including red hair), at least in public. But somehow it is perfectly acceptable to discriminate against overweight people and to mock them and call them names. It is offensive to overweight people when “fat” is used as an insult, because it implies that being “fat” reflects negatively enough on one’s character to be an insult.

    in reply to: Posting from my Blackberry #991764
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    unneccessarily aggravated is right.

    in reply to: Would you intervene or let nature run its course? #988528
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    It is not polite to eat messy food in public. The heron can eat when you leave.

    in reply to: What do you think about cannabis becoming more and more legal? #989883
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    Yes. Even salmon. Salmon should be baked.

    in reply to: Post Here to Add/Change Your Subtitle #1199398
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    Okay, now I am simultaneously asking and not asking or a subtitle. I am not asking for a subtitle that mentions that I did not ask for a subtitle. I am asking or a subtitle that says I’m a nice guy who just so happens always to be right.

    in reply to: Smart or Popular? #988773
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    Sapientes sunt discalceatus. Wisdom does not equal normality. Melior est sapientia quam leve caput. Wisdom can be a burden, but it is worth it. Feminae quam viri sapiunt, according to my mother.

    Qui insipiens est, putat se esse sapientes. Sapiens nihil lactent.

    in reply to: Did you know… #1063640
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    We were just sticking out our tongues in expression of our distaste for such tricks. Ceteros inriseris a sapiente non. The former sentence may not be grammatically correct, but it is true.

    in reply to: "Get a life" #988505
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    The difficulty is also in obtaining the life one has chosen. I would like a perfect one with no problems at all and I haven’t found it yet.

    in reply to: I hate you all, you big fat jerks #1019690
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    This thread is offensive to people with weight issues. They might not be jerks, but the phrase “big fat jerks” implies that a disproportionate number of overweight people are jerks in comparison to the rest of the population.

    in reply to: Colored Shirts #985697
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    To prevent bitul Torah, a man should wear pants that are in neutral colors and go with anything. Socks should all be exactly the same.

    in reply to: Giving Pets Regular Names #984313
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    Get a cats. and small animals that eat bugs.

    in reply to: What is your favorite flavor of soda? #1185064
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    Diet Root Beer. I’m serious.

    in reply to: Post Here to Add/Change Your Subtitle #1199376
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    I am not asking for a subtitle, so if you give me one it has to say I didn’t ask.

    in reply to: Knowing the Future #983822
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    Bookworm120

    No. If there will be a time machine in the future, the people of the future have contacted present and past persons and we would know.

    in reply to: Eating at peoples houses with teenage daughters? #984144
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    It is sometimes necessary to talk to the opposite gender. For example, if there’s a female cashier who asks me if something is a return or an exchange, not that I make a habit of shopping or returning.

    in reply to: Are Women Really Jewish? #1065089
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    A Jewish woman is either a woman who is Jewish or a Jew who is female. Even if, as you claim, women have no real role in Judaism, they are still Jewish women. And about your long-ago car analogy: Anyone can make a car if they know how. It’s a learned skill. If a non-Jewish woman has proper training, can she give birth to a Jew?

    in reply to: Should I stop listening to Matisyahu? #983758
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    He may be going through personal troubles, but his music’s great!

    in reply to: What do you think about cannabis becoming more and more legal? #989877
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    The plant is a good plant. You can make strong ropes out of it. Smoking it is bad, but it’s bad to smoke anything.

    in reply to: Pro-choice supporters having a field day #983720
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    True choice would be to let the child be born and have him/her decide at 18 whether or not to continue living.

    in reply to: Are Women Really Jewish? #1065084
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    Jewish women are definitely Jewish, even if the definition of “Jewish woman” is a women who can give birth to a Jew.

    in reply to: Killing A Cat #983718
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    Cats are mammals. Their brains are complex enough that they likely feel pain far more than bugs do.

    in reply to: Things that are ok to say in Hebrew but not in English #996161
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    YW Moderator-42:

    Voldemort, Voldemort, VOLDEMORT!

    in reply to: Eating at peoples houses with teenage daughters? #984140
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    It’s very nice to talk about eating at houses with teenage daughters, but I don’t know any houses that married and had children, so I don’t know any houses with teenage daughters.

    in reply to: Colored Shirts #985695
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    It is not proper to wear only blue shirts either. One should always look for the lowest priced shirts so as to be able to give more tzedaka, so if grey, yellow, orange, pink, green, or any other color costs less, that’s the right color.

    in reply to: Should kids have locks on their bedroom doors? #1002556
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    Of course not. Children may resemble people, but they have no right to privacy. In fact, they should get dressed in the hallways.

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