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It is all right for a heron to eat, however, it should eat only in private and not with you watching. Therefore you may resscue the duckling to spare yourself the scene.
It’s great that Obama is president. The bad news is that it’s Barack Obama when his daughters would do a better job.
Nobody holds it’s always assur to listen to sefirah music. Maybe in sefirah.
What’s not clear is why one would choose to own both male and female cats when it could cause a kitten problem.
although gemara taainis says it is dangerous since food might go down the food pipe
say what?
Porky-pine
hedge-hog
pig-tree/bush
tree/bush-pig
I’m not asking for a subtitle…
There is a different animal named possum, but opossums are also called possums in the hope that they’ll believe it and move to Australia.
You thought you weren’t here to be tested. Now you know better.
Rule#1: There is an exception to every rule, including this one.
You want a boy who will ask you to marry him.
People post about blonde guys when all blondes are female.
Blonds are male.
Trolls have rights. Instead of deleting their work, reserve the right to publish it as your own book–and do. Deleting their work entirely is a waste.
People in chinuch don’t care.
This statement is false.
Sponsor a shmiras halashon hotline or donate to a tzedaka auction.
A genius is someone who is me.
This is a place for winners to give.
Be a friend but don’t mention lifestyles.
Actually, when a person needed a brain transplant once,
Good ones often do.
The world was a better place when Blackberry, Apple, and Pomegranate were just fruit!”
A mouse was just something cute and evil, a button closed your shirt, et cetera.
Be proud, not ashamed.
It’s bad middos to spy on people and say they’re doing something wrong. Hypocrisy.
To be fair, nobody knows if they’ll like it until they read it. I took a chance. . .
v chirp
Strangers who punch me in the nose because they think I’m someone else who looks nothing like me. If, once they realize I’m not him, I ask why they hit me, they tell me it’s not my business why they want to hit him. jk
Who cares?
Why shudder?
Crime? Love it. Isn’t it fun when you walk down the street with a wallet in your pocket and someone grabs it and you never get it back? Criminals save us from the evils of riches!
Lime or limes?
Clutter enriches our poverty.
I like dimes. They fit into glass bottles.
Wihmen is the correct pronunciation of the plural of woman, spelled women.
Is it permitted to play Bananagrams on Shabbos?
A man had a pet snake named Nate. He and Nate were best friends. One day Nate got kidnapped by evil people. The man found him in a tunnel, but someone had cut his brakes, and Nate was on the left, and on the right was a lever that would release chemicals that could destroy all mammalian life on earth, including humans. He drove to the left because he decided it was better Nate than lever.
There are only two or three possible truth values–True and False, and according to some, possible. What I said is true. If the person I was addressing would create that number of threads, everything would crash and none would be read. One octillion and three threads might be read.
Life is all about living.
Optimists invented the airplane. Pessimists invented the parachute.
If you create 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 threads nobody wil read any.
It brigs me to the bottom of the page.