👑RebYidd23

Actually, some people make sure their wedding meals are more public.

Jakob, that’s an incredibly rude thing to say. It’s like telling someone in a wheelchair that legs are made for walking.

Joseph, the Torah sets the rules, not men.

Is dressing Chasidish not offensive?

Also, genetic engineering allows us to play with biology a bit, but it doesn’t let us defy mechanics.

DovidBT, the part where it mistakes us for giant worms.

Really? Google never talks to me. For me it just links to other sites.

RebYidd23 costumes are not only acceptable but welcomed. I’d love to see some RebYidd23s this Purim. A nice RebYidd23 costume consists of a RebYidd23 shirt and a crown.

No, just as matchbox cars are not cars, plastic dinosaurs, as delightful as they are, are not dinosaurs.

So iacisrmma, it’s okay if children wear blackface?

Is there any dinosaur DNA left anyway (excluding avocado dinosaurs)?

We can’t resurrect the dinosaurs, but perhaps we could make new ones with the creative freedom granted to us by the lack of details about what dinosaurs are like. And a bird is a dinosaur like an avocado is a berry.

Avram, just because they’re scary doesn’t mean they’re fun. Much of the fun comes from the idea that the dinosaurs are huge. The largest birds that are known to have walked the planet as the same time as humans are extinct too.
Apatosaurus pot roast sounds like a delicious dish that we can’t eat because we keep kosher.

Avram, those don’t count. Everyone know what it means to bring dinosaurs to life: the fun, exciting ones. Like T-Rex and Triceratops. Not the boring ones like the dodo.
If we brought the dinosaurs into existence based on existing skeletons but using genetic engineering and imagination instead of actual dinosaur DNA, they don’t have to be “authentic”. They just have to have similar bone structure and leave similar footprints. Maybe we can give them long floppy dog ears.
For non-kosher customers, we can make dinosaur meat into little chicken-shaped nuggets.