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HAMLET:
To cross, or not to cross, that is the question: –
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind, to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous side;
Or to take arms against a road of troubles,
And by crossing end them?
Which rebbe?
HaLeiVi: sitra achra?
Why don’t you ask a rov?
I keep my rock in a cool, dry place to keep it safe. But all parents should make sure to keep pet rocks away from children as they are a choking hazard
I think Rashi in vayichi says that the rest of shimon was spread out among the rest of the shvatim in order to teach and to be sofrim,
Perhaps if you wouldn’t have run or freaked out they would have had time to turn on their BetaPictorical keplerian language translation beta prognosticator and you would have understood what they were trying to say. Maybe they needed help!
Listen, math was always my weakest subject. To me, Algorithms are sayings attributed to a former vice president and global warming alarmist.I used to wear glasses during math because it improved division.
I think that would work, but isn’t four years longer than the average Israeli’s army tour? shouldn’t it be three years?
“A psychedelic substance is a psychoactive drug whose primary action is to alter cognition and perception” namely, a drug like lsd, would lead to psychedelic dreams ( from Wikipedia)”Lysergic acid diethylamide, abbreviated LSD or LSD-25, also known as lysergide (INN) and colloquially as acid, is a semisynthetic PSYCHEDELIC drug of the ergoline family”
Lsd would do that to you
My pet rock is porous, it will just crumble and his teeth would be fine.
Kendel Felix: who *doesn’t* want him dead?
We do have and i’ll try to contact you as soon as I can
My wife’s
I am not bound to please thee with my answers
-The Merchant of Venice,Act 4, Scene 1
That was going to be my second guess
42,the answer is always 42
Wow, I. M. Shluffin, you’re pulling “Marmion” on us!! but tis that the goal? to combine as many posts together to promote achdus between rocks, dogs and turtles alike?
I was never good at math. 1965 ?
It’s on their website. Tellingly, while the links to the previous articles about the developing story call him a slumlord the most recent one calls him a landlord. hmm… I wonder why… anyone have any theories?
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.
Come what come may,
Time and the hour runs through the roughest day
There’s a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they’d eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn’t true
Anyone have a near-life experience?
Aaahh!!! so that’s what it was. Gravity here is so weak that I’m waiting for it to come back after it bounced
YW Moderator-42: that was no talking tree that was me
why not seltzer?
I’ll have a word with him
Can I borrow one of your older models? my spaceship broke down. I was planning on visiting earth but my asteroid belt was making a weird squealing noise so I stopped off at Pluto to get it fixed and they said it will take two or three light days
“ain posting blayla”= prat. “byom gam ken”)= klall, “ain bklall elah mah shebeprat” just as at night you cant post because you are sleeping, so to one cannot post by day IF he is sleeping
Or a turtle, turtle’s are easier to separate then dogs
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot! *groan*
kol halashon has thousand’s of shiurim from almost all major speaker’s, I know some shul’s have a kol halashon computer available for downloading shiurim I’m just not sure which one’s
You are right. and in reference to you’re previous remarks from yesterday, I do not love Shakespeare, I just think his plays have a lot to say about our human condition
#1- no England’s nice too, If you like rain
#2- there is a wider variety of yeshivas in Israel, while you may not find you’re place here the chances of you finding it there are higher
#3- learning independence for one thing, also, seeing different types of people, especially in the bigger yeshivas, leads one to evolve his viewpoint of other Jews and learning how to get along with people who are not exactly the same
#4- no but it helps!
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
-Albert Einstein
He was 95 four years ago, that makes him 99 tomorrow
Every Shabbos after the cholent
Another very important dental tip to parents. Make sure you’re kid doesn’t chew on his pet rock
Little Froggie: what model spaceship do you have?
Hmmph, uncultured boors *unintelligible muttering*
Gamanit
Thanks for clarifying
Hate to quibble with the chicken posters who use the male term “his sister” but aren’t all chickens female?
Does anyone know of any kosher for pesach rock food?
In all seriousness people remember ya’aleh ve’yavoh tonight (and the Alamo)
I got married early, about 5:30 if I had to hazard a guess
His modus operandi left , hence the need for him to adopt another one .