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  • in reply to: Light Bulb Jokes #1580270

    ukguyinEY
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    How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. The light bulb has to want to change.

    in reply to: Confession #1238019

    ukguyinEY
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    You aren’t the only one

    in reply to: Did Something Change on the Coffee Room? #1237876

    ukguyinEY
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    One more question
    What’s the difference between a participant and a member??

    in reply to: Did Something Change on the Coffee Room? #1237874

    ukguyinEY
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    And what happened to all the subtitles???
    That was the best bit

    in reply to: Did Something Change on the Coffee Room? #1237873

    ukguyinEY
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    Preferred the old style when I could see more in one go

    in reply to: YWN App For iTouch/iPhone #1211128

    ukguyinEY
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    6 years later and we are still waiting

    in reply to: Brexit, your view #1156345

    ukguyinEY
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    I can verify that Reb Avrohom Gurwitz Shlita has told people he is voting out but he is not paskening anything to anyone

    in reply to: reading the news #1211619

    ukguyinEY
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    Far too much

    in reply to: The biggest issue facing the Frum world #1154129

    ukguyinEY
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    Biggest problem:

    Whatsapp

    And I don’t claim to be innocent

    in reply to: Behind the scenes…MODS #1154547

    ukguyinEY
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    Thaaaanks mods

    in reply to: Behind the scenes…MODS #1154545

    ukguyinEY
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    Pleeeeease can I have a subtitle

    in reply to: Conspiracy theories (not Anything to do with president of USA) #1153588

    ukguyinEY
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    I see the wolf had no answer to who killed Rabin

    in reply to: YWN UK Euro referendum poll #1156318

    ukguyinEY
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    Since I have now moved back to Uk I have a say (maybe I should change my user name or maybe mods a subtitle UkGuyInUk ) Really I want to vote leave but that would mean siding with Trump, Putin and BoJo so not sure yet

    in reply to: Important message from Scared Driver Delight–Please read #1150058

    ukguyinEY
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    As my rebbe in school used to say unfortunately most people say “Hamvoreich Es Amoi bashooooomein

    in reply to: Chol hamoed outings UK #1148908

    ukguyinEY
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    Woburn safari

    London zoo

    Olympic park

    Kenwood

    in reply to: Manchester #1023164

    ukguyinEY
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    Hi I’m from london,

    I don’t know loads about Manchester but I do know it’s a very relaxed place. Housing is MUCH cheaper then in London.

    Salford is the older area and more heimish and chasidish

    Prestwich is where a lot of younger people move to because housing is even cheaper than salford and it’s more litvish and modern (whatever modern means)

    Shuls there are loads it depends what style you are looking for litvish, heimish, chasidish or modern.

    Schools I don’t know anything about

    Good luck with whatever you decide.

    in reply to: "Official List" of CR Users #1220760

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    This is the REAL list

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    in reply to: How to make Schmaltz Herring #1193797

    ukguyinEY
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    Thank you einov beroishoi for the only one who managed to stay on topic.

    Do I just mix it with onions oil and spices and then it’s ready to eat straight away?

    Also what about pickled?

    Thanks

    in reply to: The Niggunim/Songs that Really Inspire Us #1022617

    ukguyinEY
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    Bais Yeshaya in Mir or Lakewood?

    in reply to: A Startlingly Simple Theory About the Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet #1009396

    ukguyinEY
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    But Goodfellow’s theory has been disputed. If the course was changed during a major emergency, one might expect it to be done using manual control. But the left turn was the result of someone in the cockpit typing “seven or eight keystrokes into a computer on a knee-high pedestal between the captain and the first officer, according to officials”, the New York Times reported. The paper says this “has reinforced the belief of investigators – first voiced by Malaysian officials – that the plane was deliberately diverted and that foul play was involved.”

    (copied from the Bbc)

    in reply to: Knesset Coalitions #935878

    ukguyinEY
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    In england it also works like that (and most other countries) if 1 party doesn’t get over 50percent of the vote a coalition has to be made which will then be over 50 percent.

    The reason is because if there is no agreed coalition no law will ever be able to be passed because all the other parties will vote against the law.

    However with a coalition they all give in a bit to each others demands and in turn they agree to work and vote together.

    in reply to: Getting Bituach Leumi Coverage #930744

    ukguyinEY
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    Before you can get onto Bituach Leumi you have to have been in the country on a visa for 183 days (6 months). The 183 days don’t have to be done in 1 go.

    You then need to fill out 2 forms 1 for thr whole family and 1 for each member of the family.If you have kids you should also fill out the kitvah yeladim forms although you don’t have to do this to join Bituach Leumi.

    When you apply for it you need 2 take with you 2 copies of your contract, your passports (the picture page and your visa page).If you are in yesshiva aletter from it.

    You also need your whole families daf knisot veyetziot which you can get from Bituach Leumi.

    In the mir you can get the forms and a letter telling you exactly what you need to take with (I’m not sure if the list above is 100 percent right)

    A few weeks after applying you should get a letter from them with your Bituach Leumi numbers you have to take them to the post office with your wife and choose which kupat choilim you want to be on.

    You will also get a bill charging you lemafraya for the last 6 months for Bituach Leumi.

    After going to the post office you need to go to your kupat choilim and let them know about the changes.

    You can then claim your money you have spent the last 6 months on kupat choilim back. You have to send a letter to someone I don’t remember who but its also on the mir paper.

    Any more questions feel to ask.

    in reply to: Post to PostóNOT #1047602

    ukguyinEY
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    Its all Boris Johnsons fault

    in reply to: MBD greatest hits #920151

    ukguyinEY
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    Loshon hakoides:

    Slow-Vehochein parnososeinu

    Fast-Tomid besimcha

    Yiddish:

    Slow-1) geroish in himmel es tit zich a timel

    2) der rebbes niggun(Dan nananananana oioioioioioi)

    Fast-1) Rashis niggun

    2)Borich hashem

    English:

    Slow-1)just one Shabbos

    2)memories

    Fast- lonely people

    Sorry so many just too many good ones to choose from

    in reply to: Post Here to Add/Change Your Subtitle #1199177

    ukguyinEY
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    CR representative from the MIR

    in reply to: Wearing Tefilah hat in bathroom? #919098

    ukguyinEY
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    You actually really ARE allowed to wear a talis godoil in the bathroom. (We don’t because its not kovod but halachikly there is no problem).

    That is the reason that one doesn’t make a new brocho on a talis godoil if you take it off in the middle of davening because it is not cosidered a hefsek because its mutar to wear it in the bathroom.

    Whereas tefilin which is a dovor shebikdusha is ossur to wear in the bathroom and therefore if one tales them off in the middle of davening to go to the bathroom it is a hefsek and you will have to make a new brocho.

    Therefore it comes out definetly halachikly there is no prob wearing a hat in the bathroom. And I don’t think there is a problem of kovod either.

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069885

    ukguyinEY
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    Says me and Frummy its the right answer

    Popa-if he knew nothing about the murder he would have just said that

    A bit like “Migu”

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069881

    ukguyinEY
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    The first one:no he was arrested for the murder

    Second one:Excellent Frummy he was on a block of ice

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069878

    ukguyinEY
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    Moshe walks into a room and sees a dead body hanging on a rope and a puddle of water in the middle of the room, besides for thst there was NOTHING else inside the room and the rope was too high for someone to hang himself and nobody helped him

    How did he hang himself?

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069877

    ukguyinEY
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    Hi everyone I have read through most of this thread, I have just joined as a member

    I don’t think this one has been asked yet

    A policeman is trying to solve a murder mystery and asks for witnesses.

    1 neighbour comes forward and says “it was a cold wintery morning and I came out my house and I heard a commotion coming from next door so I walked up to the window and I wiped off the fog from it and looked inside and saw the dead man on the floor in a pool of blood”.

    The policeman takes out a pair of handcuffs and says you are under arrest.

    WHY did the police arrest him?

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