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  • in reply to: Broken Telephone #3 , CR Style! #660801
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    the Tznius Division (from Division Avenue in Willi) quickly puts up the parkway CR mechitza… Joey is ossured from saving mepal- male vs. female

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081382
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    in reply to: Broken Telephone #3 , CR Style! #660799
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    noitall brings his drums to protect us from the enemy…

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081374
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    FLYIN lukshin KUGEL eather… must be 99, no?

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081372
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    and… as… the … last breath… squeezes… out…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #2 #660249
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    which admour? of Avenue K or Avenue S?? You know there was a machloikes which son should take over…

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081370
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    Moshe Shmeel is Sir Editor

    They are tightning the noose, so I can’t reveal the rest…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #2 #660246
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    Pashkevilin!

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081355
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    mybat- you meet em every day… you just don’t know it 😉

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660228
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    I took the entire family, including einiklach, and this nice gentleman stopped us to ask which school we’re from…

    in reply to: Cholent #671075
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    It is against CR rules to divulge personal info.

    haifagirl makes us SIX- to the U board 🙂

    in reply to: Cholent #671073
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    if you listen real close, squeak is trying to say something very meaningful to this thread and it’s current debate: “…. in the asaires yemai t’shiva too”

    THAT’S FIVE- hmph

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660214
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    there’s s’posed to be a protest right…. around… now

    er- what happened?

    in reply to: Cholent #671067
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    postsem, I meant to list you, sorry… And Poshite- I was able to tell just from your humor that you spell it and say it chUlent!

    That makes 4 mepal- know how to count?

    I can tell you now that Joseph is not a U guy- just check out his nursery rhymes (dentist bills!!)

    in reply to: Nursery Rhymes For Jews #885905
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    Joseph- you’re paying for my dentist bill

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660190
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    and they invited the great moish01 to be the Rosh Yeshiva- there will be 2 hour breaks between sedorim to play sports, pool, go swimming…

    in reply to: Cholent #671061
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    b_h: well said!

    Now this is serious stuff- we’ve got areivim, bein_hasdorim and areivim for chULENT. Anyone else?

    Jax- aren’t you a U guy too?

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660132
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    that in this here CR there are some serious Disney script writers… and that they are herebye michuyav to put their talents to use…

    So they approach both MJ’s- to get some protectzia…

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107524
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    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660124
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    the undisclosed location is my backyard and my neighbor starts to smell something, er, chickeny….

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660120
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    he calls the other MJ to organize the mochu’ah into a competitve basketball game. All the Monsy moms come out to shlep shmattis from their sons dribbling against the bloody PETA and Save the Trees guys…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660119
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    (pssst- I am laughing so hard- this thread is FUN!!)

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660118
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    MJ decides to take the situation in hand and as official shadchan and admor…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660115
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    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660113
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    is mod 42 in Federal koilel? Pidyon Shvuyim! Donate here- now…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660110
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    The bochurim make a mochu’ah- the moisrim were on the loose, the succah guy had teh right of way.

    They drop the calf in the middle from di highvay… Shmerel calls Hatzolah- there is blood on the scene…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660109
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    72- are you CY? 😉

    And this chevraman fix-it guy, shlepping his new succah walls fresh from Home Depot, tied down to the roof of his jelopy, drives over some chickens, moisrim & PETA guys! Here come the Save the Trees people…

    in reply to: Chol Homoed Destinations Sukkos 5770 #662255
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    There’s plenty to do- what’s wrong with some quality family time?

    Play sports in a park, weather permitting

    Go to Bear Mountain

    Mohawk Mountain

    Play Taboo with your fam!

    Open any AAA book…

    Science & History Museums

    Mansions, gardents etc… (yik)

    Enjoy

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660105
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    Poshite & mybat- merge please

    in reply to: Kapparos: Chickens, Fish, or Money? #661056
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    ames, spill the beans- who are you just itching to maaser on? I can get you a heter from Deal… (jk)

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660098
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    wait- we need to organize this whole goolosh of a story…

    so- is the shidduch off or on?

    does he still have the Lexus?

    Did the B’D paskin anything regarding the tickets bought with food stamps?

    in reply to: Nursery Rhymes For Jews #885889
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    ICOT- I like em! especially since you spelled it chUlent :):)

    in reply to: Kapparos: Chickens, Fish, or Money? #661054
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    I think we must use money no matter what. Even if the government takes all of it away, we must find a way to get some 😉

    in reply to: Nursery Rhymes For Jews #885887
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    Hear yee hear yee

    The mods will be back

    Just show some loyalty

    To the Grand CR community

    Stick around and cut the mods some slack

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107522
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    is the staff at YWN unionized? is there a mod strike? :0

    in reply to: Mistaken Lyrics #1087710
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    What will become of all the moder’ees

    Are they to scatter like the dust in the breeze

    I can sit before my comp

    Having so so much to say

    Yet my posts must await the arrival…

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107521
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    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660089
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    and the moiser lurking at the auction reported that the tickets were bought with FOOD stamps… and the Lexus was stolen and then sub-leased to the auctioneers grandma that’s dead for 10 years… and the shidduch was possul cuz she’s John Kerry’s daughter which only makes her half Jewish…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660087
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    and then the auctioneers discovered that a moiser was lurking…

    in reply to: Chol Homoed Destinations Sukkos 5770 #662251
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    Don’t you have something better to do with your life other than a concert?

    in reply to: Rosh Hashana – What Time Did You Finish Davening? #659933
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    the point is you shouldn’t (want) to be watching the clock…

    in reply to: Nursery Rhymes For Jews #885884
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    nice goin here 🙂

    great thread idea

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #680631
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    uh, no- cuz I wasn’t there…. 😛

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660076
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    I vote this the funniest thread of the year!!

    72- way to go, good stuff there!

    mazca- nice poetry 🙂

    Poshite Yid 613- you are a huge asset to the CR entertainment industry! We’re so glad you found us 🙂 Please stick around and post away 🙂

    in reply to: Compliments! #720967
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    estherh- our t’fillos are with you.

    I have some close relatives going through the same- keep strong. Hashem is with you, always.

    – areivim

    in reply to: Davening on Yom Kippur #974560
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    ZachKessin- with an English machzor, try learning the meaning of the t’fillos (if not every word, at least the concept of each) a few weeks before… even now, it’s not too late to start with a few main t’fillos.

    Go through the ‘ahl chet’s and some other main t’fillos that are repeated throughout.

    If possible, take an English machzor to shul- you can use it as reference here and there.

    This is the biggest opportunity we’ve got- make some time to understand what we’re davening for.

    Much Hatzlocha!

    in reply to: Rosh Hashana – What Time Did You Finish Davening? #659931
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    bein_hasdorim: hahaha! Save that for when you need to end it gently 😉

    cholentkugelkishke: aymen! My sentiments exactly…

    in reply to: Talking During Davening #663973
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    a (belated) Grand Welcome goes out to haifagirl!

    in reply to: Screen Names #1175893
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    Grand Welcome to Grandma Lee!

    er, so- is your last name Lee?

    in reply to: Cholent #671033
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    I will only participate in the taste-o-thon of Chulent- not cholent (yik)

    Mee la’Chulent aylaiy!

    Luckily I passed the Moderation Restraint Course with Advanced Lab.

    I am trying so hard not to edit these posts. I may need some counseling. (Or a 2 week vacation.)…80

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