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  • in reply to: roll call #718233
    areivimzehlazeh
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    hey hey chaaaarlie brooown- good to see you man!

    in reply to: roll call #718221
    areivimzehlazeh
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    I’ve become a silent partner

    in reply to: wearing a tank top with a shell under??? #694438
    areivimzehlazeh
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    I don’t mean to get stuck on the small points here, but regarding teachers not mentioning tight cloths:

    I don’t know what kind of schools you attended, but if you really did listen carefully (as you say you did), I should hope you heard the constant and never ending speeches about the problems of shells and their tight-fitted clinging…

    in reply to: wearing a tank top with a shell under??? #694367
    areivimzehlazeh
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    thank you mod80-

    in reply to: wearing a tank top with a shell under??? #694362
    areivimzehlazeh
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    To summarize every discussion regarding strict halacha vs. the “sprirt of the law” a.k.a SENSITIVITY:

    We are in golus, the goiyim severely effected our clarity and desensitized us.

    It is so so sad reading this thread and all the others relating to it… I just sit here shaking my head… some people just don’t get it- the Torah is not just a book of rules!!!!

    Oiy- and we think we can hasten the geulah with our extra zchusim???

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223327
    areivimzehlazeh
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    MAZEL TOV AMES!!!

    To quote Jax: I have this warm fuzzy feeling :):)

    Wow- Charlie Brown, ames, squeak, JayMatt, oomis, ICOT, Dr Pepper etc. etc. etc. This is one happy reunion thread and filled with simchas to boot… may we continue to do so.

    PS- you’re all invited to my wedding, now all you have to do is attend every wedding in the Tri-state area for the next few months, you’re bound to attend mine. Looking forward to greeting you personally πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223301
    areivimzehlazeh
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    Thank you for all the brachos.

    ICOT- you make me laugh… and not due to what you may think… Perhaps squeak can enlighten you as to what may need to be edited on the cake? If not, good luck guessing, I’m outta here.

    Adios

    in reply to: Which Singers Are Your Top 3 Favorites, (list by order) #1109042
    areivimzehlazeh
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    My fav singers are not usually “witch”es πŸ˜‰ You may want to edit spelling in the title of this thread?

    Choosing only 3 is hard, but as of now it stands at:

    1- avraham fried

    2- shloime daskal

    3- mbd

    **EDIT** oops- I see another poster cought the spelling already, sorry.

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223293
    areivimzehlazeh
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    This post goes out to the CR oldies:

    I’m B”H engaged πŸ™‚ May we all share in simchas, only.

    Good shabbos to all

    in reply to: Number of Participants in the Coffee Room #921520
    areivimzehlazeh
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    37

    in reply to: Men Wearing Colored Shirts #669333
    areivimzehlazeh
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    This thread currently reads as follows: Men Wearing Colored Shirts says who

    πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #680749
    areivimzehlazeh
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    nobody wants to take a hitchhiker that’s 7 feet tall and wearing a neon green polka dotted bow tie… what to do, to get there in time?

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #680726
    areivimzehlazeh
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    “Just show up”- are you footing travel expenses as well?

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #680720
    areivimzehlazeh
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    sorry for the long silence

    I’m in- separate seating only- especially after the alcohol is served

    in reply to: Nursery Rhymes For Jews #885923
    areivimzehlazeh
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    when I was a kid the candyman wacked me with his tallis- every time… ya think he was tryin to tell me sumfin?

    in reply to: Cholent #671139
    areivimzehlazeh
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    squeak: no- they’re soy πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: Laundry on Chol HaMoed #661748
    areivimzehlazeh
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    Joe, Joe… don’t embarrass yourself

    in reply to: Cholent #671136
    areivimzehlazeh
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    b_h: I’m not following your line of thought there… (eggs= chassidish?)

    in reply to: Cholent #671134
    areivimzehlazeh
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    squeak- if you leave out the meat you can have one big chulent tupp of a meal (kinda like the tashlich/kaporos combo)

    Recipe for chulent tupp shabbos meal:

    fish (any type)

    carrot

    eggs

    onions

    cold cuts (any type)

    some lettuce (for the ladies)

    beans

    potatoes

    parve kishke

    kugel

    coleslaw

    compote

    ketchup- optional

    BBQ sauce- optional

    salt, pepper & paprika to taste

    Put all ingredients in pot erev shabbos, keep hot plate on medium setting, and by the time shabbos day comes around- presto- you’ve got your entire meal.

    **Serve with barf bags.

    in reply to: Music and “Spiritual Health” #661426
    areivimzehlazeh
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    and so this argument/thread comes back around…

    chochmas odom- welcome to the CR! Thank you for contributing your valuables πŸ™‚

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #906078
    areivimzehlazeh
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    WHO CARES???

    WELCOME! WE ALL CARE!!

    Are you a lurker?

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #906077
    areivimzehlazeh
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    Who Cares????

    in reply to: Esrogim Minhagim #816578
    areivimzehlazeh
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    moh zeh vateh??

    in reply to: Laundry on Chol HaMoed #661740
    areivimzehlazeh
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    smells dirty

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107661
    areivimzehlazeh
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    so is it the mods or the posters this time…

    (last update 40 min ago)

    in reply to: Funny or Interesting Vanity Plates #700719
    areivimzehlazeh
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    bygirl31 wrote: mustang= mineferd

    That’s histerical!

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1173689
    areivimzehlazeh
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    This is a very humorous item (why was the thread closed?):

    ames

    Member

    I was driving to work, minding my own business, when suddenly, I noticed something falling out of the sky!

    Posted 5 hours ago #

    squeak

    Member

    It was Joseph. His superhero powers totally failed.

    Posted 5 hours ago #

    in reply to: Esrogim Minhagim #816575
    areivimzehlazeh
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    b_h: my sheilah is why they’re using weekday gartlach (thin) for an esrog used on Succos

    Joseph: dunno bout yours, but when my esrog wants to pop out everyone’s eyes it dons a pink necktie

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1173688
    areivimzehlazeh
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    mepal- that’s funny!!

    in reply to: Esrogim Minhagim #816568
    areivimzehlazeh
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    cherrybim’s detailed description fits our minhag except we consider a gartel more m’hudar

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107645
    areivimzehlazeh
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    “This is nothing to do with you as a person, it only has to do with the comments that you post.”

    I have to nominate that as being the best and worst statement ever made πŸ˜‰

    MKY- watch your back… I’m the mods’ bouncer- and I enjoy stalking chutzpadik kids

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1173668
    areivimzehlazeh
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    Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

    This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

    A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge.

    The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere around $60.00.

    A family member placed a call to Citibank.

    Here is the exchange:

    Family Member: “I am calling to tell you she died in January.”

    Citibank: “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”

    Family Member: “Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.”

    Citibank: “Since it is two months past due, it already has been.”

    Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?”

    Citibank: “Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!”

    Family Member: “Do you think God will be mad at her?”

    Citibank: “Excuse me?”

    Family Member: “Did you just get what I was telling you – the part about her being dead?”

    Citibank: “Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor.”

    Supervisor gets on the phone:

    Family Member: “I’m calling to tell you, she died in January.”

    Citibank: “The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.” (This must be a phrase taught by the bank!)

    Family Member: “You mean you want to collect from her estate?”

    Citibank: (Stammer) “Are you her lawyer?”

    Family Member: “No, I’m her great nephew.” (Lawyer info given)

    Citibank: “Could you fax us a certificate of death?”

    Family Member: “Sure.” (Fax number is given)

    After they get the fax:

    Citibank: “Our system just isn’t setup for death. I don’t know what more I can do to help.”

    Family Member: “Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don’t think she will care.”

    Citibank: “Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.” (What is wrong with these people?!?)

    Family Member: “Would you like her new billing address?”

    Citibank: “That might help.”

    Family Member: ” Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.”

    Citibank: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!”

    Family Member: “What do you do with dead people on your planet?

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #680645
    areivimzehlazeh
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    I logged in just to say… refuah sh’leimah Jax, you sound really sick πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081402
    areivimzehlazeh
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    80 sounds like a BAS kol… πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081399
    areivimzehlazeh
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    fight nicely children

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081394
    areivimzehlazeh
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    yes, of course

    in reply to: KοΏ½siva vοΏ½Chasima Tova #813395
    areivimzehlazeh
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    G’mar chasima tova to the entire CR and all of Klal Yisroel.

    Remember: Forgive and Hashem will do the same!

    Can’t wait to see you when we all greet Moshiach very very soon!!

    – areivim

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081392
    areivimzehlazeh
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    no, 80 reveals things about posters…

    in reply to: Funny Shidduch Stories #1227180
    areivimzehlazeh
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    ah- back to the accidental accident reported on Avenue J involving desparate shidduch attempters… ;);)

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #3 , CR Style! #660831
    areivimzehlazeh
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    no, 42 is the spy and moiser; but we can offer admour a high ranking position in the federal prison…

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081390
    areivimzehlazeh
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    there was once a a poem written by squeak calling mod 80 a lady…

    but I still believe 80 is not a lady

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #3 , CR Style! #660829
    areivimzehlazeh
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    which admour πŸ˜‰

    (multiple poisonality….)

    in reply to: Funny or Interesting Vanity Plates #700704
    areivimzehlazeh
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    a woman was driving (I guess)

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #3 , CR Style! #660826
    areivimzehlazeh
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    the traitors are all the CR members with multiple personality disorders… πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: Is Learning Science Spiritually Dangerous? #660615
    areivimzehlazeh
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    b_h: “My degrees? Come into my office and you’ll see them on the wall.”

    well said!! I’m hoping the rest of this crowd got it…

    in reply to: Cholent #671089
    areivimzehlazeh
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    mepal are you sitting?

    I declare it is…

    kUgel

    – tzimishte yoitzris

    in reply to: Funny or Interesting Vanity Plates #700700
    areivimzehlazeh
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    FunnyBunny- there are seven 770’s?? πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: September 11th #807163
    areivimzehlazeh
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    excellent!

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081384
    areivimzehlazeh
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    80- you just broke a sacred CR moderator rule. I have some protectzia with the big timers, watch your back πŸ˜‰

    in reply to: Espionage in the CR #793016
    areivimzehlazeh
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    Proof that the enitre Jewish world tunes into the CR… they’re all discussing Yom Kippur and Chol Hamoed trips! The sneeks…

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