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hey hey chaaaarlie brooown- good to see you man!
I’ve become a silent partner
I don’t mean to get stuck on the small points here, but regarding teachers not mentioning tight cloths:
I don’t know what kind of schools you attended, but if you really did listen carefully (as you say you did), I should hope you heard the constant and never ending speeches about the problems of shells and their tight-fitted clinging…
thank you mod80-
To summarize every discussion regarding strict halacha vs. the “sprirt of the law” a.k.a SENSITIVITY:
We are in golus, the goiyim severely effected our clarity and desensitized us.
It is so so sad reading this thread and all the others relating to it… I just sit here shaking my head… some people just don’t get it- the Torah is not just a book of rules!!!!
Oiy- and we think we can hasten the geulah with our extra zchusim???
MAZEL TOV AMES!!!
To quote Jax: I have this warm fuzzy feeling :):)
Wow- Charlie Brown, ames, squeak, JayMatt, oomis, ICOT, Dr Pepper etc. etc. etc. This is one happy reunion thread and filled with simchas to boot… may we continue to do so.
PS- you’re all invited to my wedding, now all you have to do is attend every wedding in the Tri-state area for the next few months, you’re bound to attend mine. Looking forward to greeting you personally π
Thank you for all the brachos.
ICOT- you make me laugh… and not due to what you may think… Perhaps squeak can enlighten you as to what may need to be edited on the cake? If not, good luck guessing, I’m outta here.
AdiosAugust 27, 2010 5:01 pm at 5:01 pm in reply to: Which Singers Are Your Top 3 Favorites, (list by order) #1109042
My fav singers are not usually “witch”es π You may want to edit spelling in the title of this thread?
Choosing only 3 is hard, but as of now it stands at:
1- avraham fried
2- shloime daskal
**EDIT** oops- I see another poster cought the spelling already, sorry.
This post goes out to the CR oldies:
I’m B”H engaged π May we all share in simchas, only.
Good shabbos to all
This thread currently reads as follows: Men Wearing Colored Shirts says who
nobody wants to take a hitchhiker that’s 7 feet tall and wearing a neon green polka dotted bow tie… what to do, to get there in time?
“Just show up”- are you footing travel expenses as well?
sorry for the long silence
I’m in- separate seating only- especially after the alcohol is served
when I was a kid the candyman wacked me with his tallis- every time… ya think he was tryin to tell me sumfin?
squeak: no- they’re soy π
Joe, Joe… don’t embarrass yourself
b_h: I’m not following your line of thought there… (eggs= chassidish?)
squeak- if you leave out the meat you can have one big chulent tupp of a meal (kinda like the tashlich/kaporos combo)
Recipe for chulent tupp shabbos meal:
fish (any type)
cold cuts (any type)
some lettuce (for the ladies)
BBQ sauce- optional
salt, pepper & paprika to taste
Put all ingredients in pot erev shabbos, keep hot plate on medium setting, and by the time shabbos day comes around- presto- you’ve got your entire meal.
**Serve with barf bags.
and so this argument/thread comes back around…
chochmas odom- welcome to the CR! Thank you for contributing your valuables π
WELCOME! WE ALL CARE!!
Are you a lurker?
moh zeh vateh??
so is it the mods or the posters this time…
(last update 40 min ago)
bygirl31 wrote: mustang= mineferd
This is a very humorous item (why was the thread closed?):
I was driving to work, minding my own business, when suddenly, I noticed something falling out of the sky!
Posted 5 hours ago #
It was Joseph. His superhero powers totally failed.
Posted 5 hours ago #
b_h: my sheilah is why they’re using weekday gartlach (thin) for an esrog used on Succos
Joseph: dunno bout yours, but when my esrog wants to pop out everyone’s eyes it dons a pink necktie
mepal- that’s funny!!
cherrybim’s detailed description fits our minhag except we consider a gartel more m’hudar
“This is nothing to do with you as a person, it only has to do with the comments that you post.”
I have to nominate that as being the best and worst statement ever made π
MKY- watch your back… I’m the mods’ bouncer- and I enjoy stalking chutzpadik kids
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge.
The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere around $60.00.
A family member placed a call to Citibank.
Here is the exchange:
Family Member: “I am calling to tell you she died in January.”
Citibank: “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”
Family Member: “Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.”
Citibank: “Since it is two months past due, it already has been.”
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?”
Citibank: “Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!”
Family Member: “Do you think God will be mad at her?”
Citibank: “Excuse me?”
Family Member: “Did you just get what I was telling you – the part about her being dead?”
Citibank: “Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor.”
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: “I’m calling to tell you, she died in January.”
Citibank: “The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.” (This must be a phrase taught by the bank!)
Family Member: “You mean you want to collect from her estate?”
Citibank: (Stammer) “Are you her lawyer?”
Family Member: “No, I’m her great nephew.” (Lawyer info given)
Citibank: “Could you fax us a certificate of death?”
Family Member: “Sure.” (Fax number is given)
After they get the fax:
Citibank: “Our system just isn’t setup for death. I don’t know what more I can do to help.”
Family Member: “Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don’t think she will care.”
Citibank: “Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.” (What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: “Would you like her new billing address?”
Citibank: “That might help.”
Family Member: ” Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.”
Citibank: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!”
Family Member: “What do you do with dead people on your planet?
I logged in just to say… refuah sh’leimah Jax, you sound really sick π
80 sounds like a BAS kol… π
fight nicely children
yes, of course
G’mar chasima tova to the entire CR and all of Klal Yisroel.
Remember: Forgive and Hashem will do the same!
Can’t wait to see you when we all greet Moshiach very very soon!!
no, 80 reveals things about posters…
ah- back to the accidental accident reported on Avenue J involving desparate shidduch attempters… ;);)
no, 42 is the spy and moiser; but we can offer admour a high ranking position in the federal prison…
there was once a a poem written by squeak calling mod 80 a lady…
but I still believe 80 is not a lady
which admour π
a woman was driving (I guess)
the traitors are all the CR members with multiple personality disorders… π
b_h: “My degrees? Come into my office and you’ll see them on the wall.”
well said!! I’m hoping the rest of this crowd got it…
mepal are you sitting?
I declare it is…
– tzimishte yoitzris
FunnyBunny- there are seven 770’s?? π
80- you just broke a sacred CR moderator rule. I have some protectzia with the big timers, watch your back π
Proof that the enitre Jewish world tunes into the CR… they’re all discussing Yom Kippur and Chol Hamoed trips! The sneeks…