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Doctors:
(a) The number of doctors in the US is 700,000
(b) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(c) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.17
Guns:
(a) The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000
(b) Accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500
(c) Accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000019
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember: Guns don’t kill people; doctors do.
Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has a doctor.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. Doctors should be banned, or at least more strictly controlled, before this gets more out of hand.
Out of concern for general public safety, there should be no statistics published about lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek a doctor’s assistance.
Don’t even start….
enlightened – FDNY? I think this is worthy of a federal level of help.
If I’d tell you all then I’d be out of a job
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Here’s a link to what I’m referring to:
http://www.amazon.com/Philips-USA-PH-62050-Cassette-Adapter/dp/B0007R4LI8/ref=tag_tdp_sv_edpp_i
Blahblah – email them your resume, and maybe you’ll be hired!
intellegent, how about copying and pasting your post to Word and running spell check first?
LOL, I’m kidding…
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For those age 18+:
“The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight. By then your body and your fat are really good friends.”
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How about “my scale is broken.” That always works 😉
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Thanks for the compliment asdf. I’m touched.
asdf – I think I’ll tell the shadchanim my new YW CR age, they’ll like it.
Joseph, you’re hired. Start with basics.
Joseph – uh, oh. I feel the competition.
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Didn’t I present latkes and applesauce for the crowds, what happened to it mods?
squeak, you gave me the rubber ducky idea… I’m not that original
asdf – LOL about the ages. How random were your guesses for the mods?
What’d you base my age on?
This thread is hilarious. Welcome to the Brooklyn Single Girl’s Club!
ICOT – Can we move on to some more advanced posting lessons now that I’ve (successfuly) completed “Copying and pasting graphics for Dummies”?
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ICOT – Woohoo!! I think I’m gong to make a career switch…
72 – If it’s not in the CR, then I have a feeling not too many people will see it. I’d be curious (my screenname again) to know how many people actually click on the Weekly Torah link.
And this is by far the best line:
“in the meantime, if you are not sure if what you are about to say violates the laws of shmiras haloshon, don’t say it! oh and if you are sure it is a violation, for sure don’t say it!”
Brooklyn, please don’t make me draw another jersey for 99 🙂
myshadow, can you share the wealth with your CR buddies?
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LoL. It’s Great! thanks! YW Moderator-72
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BTW asdf – I updated the Shmiras Halashon thread.
Here’s today’s halacha: (GTT, pg109)
You may not praise someone excessively in front of a group of people, even though these people have nothing against the subject being praised. Reasong being, a) you may add in something negative, or b) excessive praise encourages the listeners to try and refute you by mentioning his fualts.
Ex: “X is a great teacher, excellent lessons, understands his students, etc…”
This is an invitation for someone to add in “Yeh, but he has a hard time controlling the class sometimes.”
Did you check the hechsher?
Never trust a stranger.
Ooops. Ignore that last post. It’s on the “YWN Biggest Blogger” thread.
Thanks beacon.
I think your pic is on the chanukah presents thread. I did not leave you out.
The real answer: random made up combination of numbers to confuse us
-you live on 72nd street/avenue….
-That’s the last 2 digits of your SS#/bank account/phone number/address
-Your height, 7’2
-Your weight 72+72+…
your name is ZEV – 7=zayin, 2=bais.
I should get credit just for coming up with an original one…
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|______________________;________________|Brooklyn – you can only have 1 piece tonight, save the rest for the remainder of Chanukah.
you were born in 1972. Or 1872.
brooklyn, I tried a 6 foot guy (proposing to a 5 foot girl) and I didn’t go over well with our mods.
I was wondering where you were raised… 😉
Now can I get the VIP promotion?
notpashut – about 5 seconds to cut and paste.
Sorry if I gave off the wrong impression, but it’s not my original. Please note my most recent accomplishment in the posts above. I have been honored with the YW “Cut and Paste” award!
Yah, I thought this one was appropriate for this thread.