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So how does that show that I think I deserve everything that happens to me
Laskern,
How do you see that?
1) my posts were switched
2) it doesn’t show that I posted on the main Cr page
No, she decided against it, she hated her mother in law (like all good daughters in law should, shouldn’t they?) “after we get the snake let’s kill all those cursed Japs!” She exclaimed loudly “I bet O’Keefle is part Japanese too and if we kill his ancestors then he can’t win the race and shoot you!
Biz likes the idea and they’re off to find as many Japanese people as possible.
I think I heard it b’sheim the pyromaniacer rebbe
Zgate & laskern,
I guess you don’t know my life
And I guess you don’t know my wife
You don’t know how I was brought up
And you don’t know what memories are in my kup(Oh dear, rebyidd’s op has been fulfilled in me
To add to my previous post I think my memories wouldn’t change my future (and my present too) which I feel is what matters in life
The past is gone therefore unchangeable the present or future can be changed
Take the birth of my oldest, I fed him first with him looking up at me with those baby eyes, how does that affect my life right now? It doesn’t! Do I love him any more than my other son who I didn’t feed first? No! So this good memory has no bearing on my present life whatsoever
Biz realized this a short time later when he passed a street vendor selling water bottles and was given change from years after 1941. “That O’Keefle! It’s payback time!” Biz, drives his car to O’Keefle’s headquarters and meets one of O’Keefle’s cronies and promptly drugs him and kidnaps him. “O’Keefle won’t know what hit him” Biz said menacingly. biz gives the crony a mind altering drug that makes the crony now a spy for Biz and forwards all embarrassing information from O’Keefle
Chosid,
You’re funny
In your first post (out of these three) you said gold instead of hold
The only thing I stupid (Probably meant that is)So to knock someone because of a mistake that you knew anyways what he was saying is utterly idiotic
Is asking for the basic news to much to ask for these days?
Yes
All news is biased
Rebyidd,
I guess I wasn’t clear
Baruch is a mashgiach
Laskern,
I still don’t follow
If I had a million dollars in place of forgetting my wedding day I would just make a new wedding
Laskern,
I don’t follow (maybe because I don’t have such a good memory
כסף יענה את הכל
Don’t worry participant I missed that he drove to the doctor so why would he take a cab to the restaurant
Baruch walks up to the receptionist and is told to watand the doctor will see him shortly. An hour later, Baruch finished his fifth magazine when he’s called to the desk. “I’m sorry to inform you but the doctor said to cancel all his remaining appointments he had a important surgery to attend to and will be out for the rest of the day”. Baruch, disappointed, gets his hisstuff to go and hails a taxi to his night job, a mashgiach in an upscale restaurant in Manhattan.
Ziongate
I would take the money and make new memories
No, the previous threads had closed because of the spewing hatred from both sides as well as some questionable apikorsus. After some of your recent posts this may be heading that way as well.
Mr mod,
I’m just waiting for the קץ 😄
Btw I think this is the longest thread we’ve had so far. Yasher koach everyone. I feel like I’m understanding people here more and more.
No,
The joke thread has 2010 posts
Winnie,
Exactly so haimy’s op doesn’t work
Haimy
Were the yidden in mitzrayim in a state of geulah before Moshe rabbeinu showed up?
Were the yidden in bavel in a state of geulah before Esther became queen?
I think the answer to both questions is no
Laskern
We know where it came from
Hillary
And while I mentioned her name did you want to know so much about her emails?
I have never heard of someone writing a letter to רחל אמינו, and if it’s done that doesn’t mean they’re not crazy too
What I do hear (and this differentiates between the normal people and those that aren’t) is davening to HASHEM in the זכות of רחל or רשב״י
Wow! The Tanya must really be heilig!! Not only a chumash
Isn’t a חת״ת something where a חומש is on top of a תניא?
I’ll not be answering individual posters in this thread, but could not let it go on the way Joseph, the troll, framed it. Enjoy your conversation.
Typical of Democrats, makes a statement then doesn’t want to back it up against arguments 😜
The Democrats tolerate everyone, so they tolerate Jews also.
Tell that to the liberal college campus that is pro BDS and anti conservatives
Who uses snail mail anymore?
Avi K,
Maybe his mother wants him to write letters and not call
For some reason the ahavas chinam song has been stuck to my brain this week
I think it has something to do with a few threads in the coffee room
Wow I can’t believe I indirectly started a thread
Yeshivish rockstar
Most Lubavitchers probably accepted the fact that the rebbe died just moshiach can come from the dead
Signifying dramatic shift in policy, outgoing Ambassador Haley says mission will oppose ‘plainly biased’ annual motion after years of abstaining under previous administrations.
If it’s annual what did America do last year? Abstain?
Although does anyone else feel this thread is getting kind of boring and the arguments are becoming mere nitpicking? Or is it just me and APY
No, I realized no ones going to convince you what you believe is wrong and vice versa which is why we are called עם קשי עורף which is a good way to keep us Jewish btw
why people shouldn’t plow with an ox
The yoke would be on them
(I just realized MMSh could be the Rebbe. Still wondering about MYD.)
At least someone realizes what I’m talking about
One time I was at a “community kinnos “ where a bunch of different rabbanim spoke and as the Lubavitcher finished off my rebbe kept on repeating ממש like he’s waiting for him to say בקרוב בימינו ממש and when the Lubavitcher finished he ended with those words I cracked up
*is should be if and the second post should be before the first one
Now, the reason why shluchim are so successful in mekareving others is not because they are such great PR people that they manage to package Yiddishkeit better than non Torah movements.
Huh?
Lubavitcher is the only “Torah movement “?
בראתי יצר הרע בראתי לו תורה תבלין
Also what is someone was born with the sickness?
Laskern,
לולרותפל
Remember CS the mods are human and just like I don’t like to read whole long posts I don’t think the mods do either (I try to make my posts (and words) short and to the point (which has the downside of being misunderstood (understandably) and we say טשעה כבים שיחה so understandably your post will be way longer than mine but mods are people