Miriam377

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  • in reply to: on being fat #1113930
    Miriam377
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    I’m morbidly obese, i have tried constantly to lose weight. all i ask is this: Parents, if your children are teasing a morbidly obese person please put a stop to it and not ignore it.

    in reply to: What Does BEEP! mean? #1027906
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    Or someone might need directions to monroe

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    Try NCSY

    in reply to: The correct pronunciation of "Expecto Patronum" #1066780
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    MORSMORDRE

    in reply to: The correct pronunciation of "Expecto Patronum" #1066779
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    If a dementer was gliding toward you, the spell would just pop into your head.

    in reply to: The correct pronunciation of "Expecto Patronum" #1066778
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    Well it only matters if you are not a death eater. with the sole exception being a death eater turned member of the order of the phoenix and was killed by nagini.

    in reply to: Tips to Fast Easy #1211353
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    I found for Yom kippur to go to a vasikin shacharis/mussaf minayan, home by 1:00PM then sleep through to mincha.

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    Teacher? PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY. I’m sure she didn’t mean it.

    in reply to: Do You Put Out A Flag On American Holidays? #1023094
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    Next day to fly is July 26, for those in NYS

    New Jersey’s birthday is December 18.

    in reply to: It is the same tune!!! #1225917
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    Try good advice from uncle moishy – alan sherman

    or how about piamenta’s Ashar Bara – I Come from a land down under by:Men At Work

    or try Gerry Refferty’s Baker Street

    This list can keep going on and on

    or an old camp song Hello by Lionel Richie

    in reply to: It is the same tune!!! #1225909
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    how about from “Sorry I Just Don’t Have the Time”

    Stop and think and look around you?

    taken from Tchaikovsky The Nutcracker Dance of the reed flutes

    Miriam377
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    Don’t break it. that will create more harm than good. try to find out where it came from. It doesn’t help that a HS boys yeshiva has a grueling schedule and to him it may seem the only way to relax.

    in reply to: Do You Put Out A Flag On American Holidays? #1023088
    Miriam377
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    Yes

    in reply to: What is the biggest Chesed that anyone has ever done for you? #1021689
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    My husband and I are married for many years without children. a few years ago a family needed a babysitter over weekends for their special needs child and allowed us to take her in. it only lasted for three years, but for those years, we were a family.

    in reply to: Name of song? #1011249
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    Actually yeshivaguy45, Ashkenazim are from countries of Xstian decent and Sefardim are from Muslim descent, with the exception of spain.

    in reply to: Perek Shira #985774
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    What do you say on Shabbos

    in reply to: Song Lyrics #1155235
    Miriam377
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    Seven little kids

    sitting in the back seat

    making me meshugah in the head

    I said if you kids don’t behave we’re not going to the country

    and this is what my biggest kid said

    chorus:

    he said 1 2 3

    Moshe chaim lost his kippa

    Asher Zelig spilled his drink

    and Malky needs to make it to a restroom quick

    Yitz dropped his ice cream

    and Rivky needs a tissue and shaindy’s in the back seat sick

    Up the Palisades right onto the quickway

    Monticello forty miles ahead

    i said if you kids don’t behave we’re not going to the country and this is what my biggest kid said

    Chorus:

    I Pulled up to the bungalow

    I was shaking like a nervous wreck

    my wife came out and said

    How was the trip dear,

    I said es iz geven a shrek

    she asked what happened

    i said 1 2 3

    Chorus:

    Moshe Chaim lost his kippah

    Asher Zelig Spilled his drink

    and Malky didn’t make it to the restroom quick

    Yitz dropped his Ice Cream

    and Rivky used her shirt sleeve

    and Shaindy’s in the back seat sick

    Baila dear i’m gonna be sick

    bring me out two asprin quick

    call the mental hospital … QUICK

    in reply to: Best & Worst Grade School Memories #977585
    Miriam377
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    My two worst memories: When I was in Second grade in a bais yaakov I told my teacher how we did hakafos in my shul, well she thought i was a liar, but how was I supposed to know I was describing a Syrian minhag since that’s where my father davened. It was not for another few year I started going to Ashkenazic minyanim.

    second: I was dumped in the back corner for fifth grade english. I did not learn anything a whole year no thanks to my teacher hating me. ps she doesn’t remember it that way.

    in reply to: Go To Jail and Free Parking #982942
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    I graduated from Monopoly to Charge Large, A game that ends with a definite goal.

    in reply to: Song Lyrics #1155227
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    I’m looking for the rest of the words to this song. parts of it can be found on english classics

    I will fly on the wings of an eagle

    I will fly to a land that is free

    oh where my children can grow and prosper

    come oh come my beloved with me

    They took them away, no visitors they say

    but they sent me a sign let him know i am well

    their father is a wanted criminal

    in reply to: What Marriage means to you in 5 words #974976
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    Married to my Best Friend

    in reply to: Yom Kippur's length #974908
    Miriam377
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    try going to a Vasikin minyan where i get home by 12:00 then I can sleep until Minchah. another suggestion, bring an english machzor where they have a lot of reading material.

    in reply to: Are you moichel me? #975277
    Miriam377
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    Why should I when you rip my heart out, feed it to me on a silver platter. Give me a band aid to cover the wound, then go and stab me in the back taking away the little bit of simchas hachaim that I had left?

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