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Is this a Haman trick where he pours the wine into fancy bottles, and then the both of you blame me for not drinking them, saying that if a fly landed in my glass I’d just scoop it out? (I wouldn’t. If a fly lands in my glass, I pour the drink down the drain and hunt for other flies.)
Mostly only the titles.
Men have the mitvah to get married, so men pay the fees.
I get to experience the thrill of the chase as I hunt down all the flies by myself.
Wait, your Pakistani butler is a mod?
Is a Tzvi a deer or an antelope?
No. It is a very righteous thing to do, and it will inspire him to eat chalav yisrael.
If $100,000 is worth a dollar to them, it means a salary of $1 a year. No thanks.
Are there that many raccoons?
How was it even approved?
Maybe they wear thickly woven cotton sweaters. Don’t judge.
I’m not sure how to take that.
Forced love is what they have in Rocket Man’s country.
Easily.
Not everyone has a venus fly trap.
How do you walk outside without crushing your friends?
Do you mean a human king?
It’s like dusting.
You enslave a king?
Football games are not sacred.
In what sense?
If Joseph called Lightbrite dearest, would you say “??”?
Nope. But I don’t see the connection.
“Dearest” is weird. It’s “dear” that is used to be condescending, dear.
This country was founded as a place for people to protest and cry about stuff.
Your rabbi also paskened that a Jew has no right to judge another person’s belief system.
48) People taking it far too seriously when people take them seriously.
It’s not that they think it will work. These rules are designed to generate revenue from fines, not to save the environment.
Insects bring disease.
Unfortunately, this song is not about killing insects.
If polygamy is allowed, the question is while the husband is alive.
sugar
Th ere were no good major party candidates in the election, but somehow now the lesser of two evils is worshiped by some.
Problem is, a kid drew it. Hard to know what it’s a picture of.
Please don’t say “What say ye”. It is annoying and grammatically incorrect, even if you really think you live in a time where “ye” was used in normal conversation.
Gadolhadorah, would you really put that past them?
South Korea has been making fun of them for years. It’s worked for them.
He doesn’t want to get a haircut.
Is hanging a picture that your child drew Avoda Zora?
People who don’t like America and also think Trump is bad for America have no problem with Trump.
And my least favorite neighbor’s version of the Torah allows Christianity.
Wait, who hates Chassidim?
Jeb was sunk from the start. There was no way he could have persuaded Americans to elect another Bush.
Coffee addict, why does disliking the president mean leaving the country?
The Torah doesn’t say that modern slavery is not wrong.