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  • in reply to: Why I can't I just walk around with a shaved head? #818801
    tutzech
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    If ur too hot put on a snood:)))

    in reply to: Girl's camps #816243
    tutzech
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    Yea my friend sis went to dkty said it was awsome but 1)only 4 three wks. 2)hard to get in too. and its x lk a camp eperience its more lk a traveling camp but she luved it tough u hav 2 b the type.

    ab. bnos beong snobby-uh uh!!!! its frindly,ahhh its aweosme try it u’lll be o.b.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    in reply to: Chol Hamoed Ideas….;) #816175
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    Tubing- awesomest thing ever!!!! speed boating!! (gotta b nice weather though.) but both reallyyyy fun!!!!!

    in reply to: Girl's camps #816233
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    Guys other camps r awesome but sorry to burst all ur bubles bnos beats them all by farrrr!!!! and abt getting in if u apply early enough it shouldnt b too hard.

    in reply to: Girl's camps #816229
    tutzech
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    K yea am a mad bnoser hav been there all my life. Bnos is just awseome i went to bnoseinu i liked too. BNOS ROX!!!!! look no further!!!!!!

    in reply to: Girl's camps #816225
    tutzech
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    Its so not that time of yr but…. Def. i second gumball Bnos is the bestest camp ever!!!! E/t abt it is awesome!!!!

    in reply to: Jokes #1201911
    tutzech
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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD, AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

    George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”

    He said “No,” but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

    Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available”

    George said, “Okay.”

    He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

    “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now.” and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

    George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

    (True Story) I LOVE IT! Don’t mess with old people.

    in reply to: Jokes #1201908
    tutzech
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    A JOURNEY CALLED LIFE

    A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?”, the mouse wondered.

    He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

    Retreating to the farmyard,

    The mouse proclaimed this warning :

    “There is a mousetrap in the house!

    There is a mousetrap in the house!”

    The chicken clucked and scratched,

    Raised her head and said, “Mr. Mouse,

    I can tell this is a grave concern to you,

    But it is of no consequence to me.

    I cannot be bothered by it.”

    The mouse turned to the pig and told him,

    “There is a mousetrap in the house!

    There is a mousetrap in the house!”

    The pig sympathized, but said,

    “I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,

    But there is nothing I can do about it.”

    The mouse turned to the cow and said,

    “There is a mousetrap in the house!

    There is a mousetrap in the house!”

    The cow said, “Wow, Mr. Mouse. I’m sorry for you,

    But it’s no skin off my nose.”

    So, the mouse returned to the house,

    Head down and dejected,

    To face the farmer’s mousetrap

    . . . Alone.. .. .

    That very night

    A sound was heard throughout the house

    — the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

    The farmer’s wife rushed to see what was caught.

    In the darkness, she did not see it.

    It was a venomous snake

    Whose tail was caught in the trap.

    The snake bit the farmer’s wife.

    The farmer rushed her to the hospital.

    When she returned home she still had a fever.

    Everyone knows you treat a fever

    With fresh chicken soup.

    So the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard

    For the soup’s main ingredient:

    But his wife’s sickness continued.

    Friends and neighbors

    Came to sit with her

    Around the clock.

    To feed them,

    The farmer butchered the pig.

    But, alas,

    The farmer’s wife did not get well…

    She died.

    So many people came for her funeral

    That the farmer had the cow slaughtered

    To provide enough meat for all of them

    For the funeral luncheon.

    And the mouse looked upon it all

    From his crack in the wall

    With great sadness.

    So, the next time you hear

    Someone is facing a problem

    And you think it doesn’t concern you,

    Remember —

    When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

    We are all involved in this journey called life.

    We must keep an eye out for one another

    And make an extra effort

    To encourage one another.

    YOU MAY WANT TO SEND THIS

    TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER

    HELPED YOU OUT…

    AND LET THEM KNOW

    HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE.

    – REMEMBER –

    EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD

    IN ANOTHER PERSON’S TAPESTRY.

    OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER

    FOR A REASON.

    One of the best things to hold onto

    In this world is a FRIEND.

    in reply to: Jokes #1201907
    tutzech
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    out of all the Football jokes, this one has to be the best!

    Football FINALLY makes sense……

    I took my girlfriend to her first football game. We had great seats right behind my team’s bench. After the game, I asked her how she liked the experience.

    ‘Oh, I really liked it,’ she replied, ‘especially all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.’

    Dumbfounded, I asked, ‘What do you mean?’

    ‘Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…..Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!

    in reply to: ATT POETRY PEOPLE #1167352
    tutzech
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    Music

    Sounds to create song

    a balm for the soul

    the life of party

    promotes a felling of happiness

    like a smile passed from one to another

    music is an extra bonus to life=)

    in reply to: Bochrim Spray-Paint Over �Not Tzniyus� Advertisement #760060
    tutzech
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    big chillul hashem they should have just walked away

    in reply to: about camp heller #766585
    tutzech
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    any more info

    about this wonderful camp

    in reply to: 10 Jewish Music All-Stars #739555
    tutzech
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    mbd avrohom fried shlomie gertner shlomie daskal shlomo carlebach helfgot benny friedman yehuda green eli beer

    in reply to: Help Choosing a Camp #878952
    tutzech
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    keep entertained ppl trying to figure out who is who

    in reply to: Help Choosing a Camp #878949
    tutzech
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    this post was for camp not a fbi game

    in reply to: Moshiach #629737
    tutzech
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    I heard that the klausinberger rebbe said 27 years ago that before mashuach comes people will get killed in india

    in reply to: Who’s Your Favourite Singer(s)? #1055146
    tutzech
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    carlebach is the best

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171772
    tutzech
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    a aferican american a jew and a pollak go it 2 a forest the aa brings a water bottle just in case he gets thirsty the jew brought food in case he got hungy the pollok broght a car door if its hot he can just roll down hte window.

    in reply to: Who Is The “Biggest YWN Blogger” #1016725
    tutzech
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    mazal77 its old fashion

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171771
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    myshadow

    dont steal from matziv.com

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171759
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    noitallmr

    I see you were by the lipa concert a few years ago in yardley

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1171754
    tutzech
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    the phone rings person on the other line asks is mrs newman there so she replies shes teaching how about rabbi newman hes working in the factory how about reuven hes in yeshiva learning

    how about bobby newman

    shes alav hashalom

    then who am i speaking to

    daisy da goita

    in reply to: Who’s Your Favourite Singer(s)? #1055112
    tutzech
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    i forgot but mbd is the king of jewish music

    in reply to: Help Choosing a Camp #878834
    tutzech
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    into sports ages 13-15 and has good learning

    in reply to: Who’s Your Favourite Singer(s)? #1055102
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    daskal and destiny baruch levine go rayim

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