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  • in reply to: Need shadchan for perfect shidduch candidates #1220537
    Joseph
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    He’s mamish an illuy. Lhavdil elef havdolos, like the 19 year old who graduated from Harvard; that’s a rare occurrence, but it happens on very infrequent occasion. If I told you everything else he’s already accomplished in his young life you’d be sure I’m kidding you. But it is what it is. (Shteiging yom vlayla, etc.)

    And his current life full of activities, hobbies and volunteer work is only in lieu of the fact he isn’t married and has the time on his hands as a single bochor. Farshteit zich once he’s married his wife and children will be the center of his life and activities, replacing the time fillers he has now that he does when he has down time.

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222286
    Joseph
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    “It means that they understand that no one will listen anyway so you might as well do it safely.”

    Like the law making it illegal to sing off key. Or take a shower without any clothes.

    In short, the authorities don’t enforce the law to stop you from giving your 20 year old guest Kiddush wine on Shabbos.

    in reply to: Need shadchan for perfect shidduch candidates #1220533
    Joseph
    Participant

    Have I ever kidded you?

    in reply to: Need shadchan for perfect shidduch candidates #1220531
    Joseph
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    Baruch Hashem this is my first talmid to enter the shidduch parsha. So we’re a little new about handling such a perfect shidduch.

    in reply to: Need shadchan for perfect shidduch candidates #1220529
    Joseph
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    My talmid.

    in reply to: Shidduchim for those with a past #1220313
    Joseph
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    “no one in my yeshiva in Israel besides the rosh even knows that I went “otd” and probably wouldn’t believe me if I told them.”

    So why are you so worried about all this?

    in reply to: shidduchim calls #1219342
    Joseph
    Participant

    What if you had to relay negative information about him or her?

    in reply to: prayers for governments #1219389
    Joseph
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    I’ve seen siddurim with a tefilla for the American government that included President Franklin Roosevelt in the tefila, by name.

    in reply to: Purim collecting #1219860
    Joseph
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    On Purim you’re supposed to give tzedakah to anyone that asks, without investigation.

    It is absolutely proper chinuch for yeshivas to train talmidim to engage in the humongous mitzvah of collecting tzedakah. Some Yeshivas have this chinuch all year, with the talmidim (from age 7 through beis medrash) collecting tzedakah year-round, not just on Purim. Tremendous kudos to them and their lucky talmidim.

    in reply to: What I learned from the Turx Controversy #1219512
    Joseph
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    If a non-Jew said that Jews shouldn’t be sold cheeseburgers, you’d call him an anti-Semite.

    Yosef didn’t challenge Pharoh by publicly questioning him.

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222275
    Joseph
    Participant

    In the Soviet era it was illegal to learn Torah.

    In the Hellenist era it was illegal to have a bris.

    Do you guys refuse to give your under 21 year old guests wine from Kiddush on Shabbos?

    in reply to: What I learned from the Turx Controversy #1219507
    Joseph
    Participant

    Which is why I suggested a Yid shouldn’t be a member of the press corps altogether. Members of the press in America are essentially expected to grill him. Let the nochrim do that.

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222271
    Joseph
    Participant

    All of them.

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222266
    Joseph
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    Simcha, I invite them to my seuda and they partake with me in the seuda.

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222262
    Joseph
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    Simcha, I respect your right to follow your shitta. But the shitta that we are mechuyiv to get shikur ad dlo yoda literally is a well known, well followed, shitta many roshei yeshivos follow themselves and with their bochorim. Don’t pretend it is some quaint rare shitta. It is probably the most common one.

    in reply to: What I learned from the Turx Controversy #1219505
    Joseph
    Participant

    ubiq, we don’t need to issue a press release that we’re not participating in the press conference or avoiding questions. The “Jewish way” in interacting with secular governments has traditionally be to work amicably with them mostly behind the scenes. The potus won’t be offended if we don’t send a “reporter” to grill him on live television.

    Avram, why any bdieved? Just find a better job than to publicly grill the head of our government. That isn’t a yiddishe midda. If he had to ask a question, I guess he could ask “Mr. President, how have you been able to accomplish so much good in so little time?”

    🙂

    in reply to: Dutch Jews: Waiting 1hr b/w Fleishig & Milchig #1219334
    Joseph
    Participant

    That means sometimes you’ll have to wait *longer* than 6 hours (based on 60 minutes).

    in reply to: Shidduchim for those with a past #1220288
    Joseph
    Participant

    Bochor 2.0, a couple of posters here suggested going out with baalas teshuvas. What do you think of that idea?

    in reply to: What I learned from the Turx Controversy #1219502
    Joseph
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    Avram, you’re correct. He probably shouldn’t have been there asking questions. And the same would apply to the previous (or any previous) President.

    in reply to: Need shadchan for perfect shidduch candidates #1220519
    Joseph
    Participant

    He just got started in the parsha of shidduchim.

    in reply to: Need shadchan for perfect shidduch candidates #1220517
    Joseph
    Participant

    Who is talking about me?

    (Though, thank you for seeing me as the epitome of perfection!)

    in reply to: Need shadchan for perfect shidduch candidates #1220515
    Joseph
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    Top notch middos and a very happy outgoing demeanor, full of love of life and a to-do person.

    The problem is he’s so in demand that all the girls are chalishing to date him. He needs a shadchan who specializes in perfect shidduch candidates to connect him to the perfect girl.

    in reply to: Hamentaschens: Open or Closed? #1226060
    Joseph
    Participant

    Never saw such a hamantach that I recall.

    in reply to: Hamentaschens: Open or Closed? #1226056
    Joseph
    Participant

    I never saw a closed one.

    in reply to: arranging a shidduch meeting with the shadchan #1219109
    Joseph
    Participant

    2 days and 8 hours.

    First come to the meeting and then send your resume.

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222250
    Joseph
    Participant

    That characterization is merely your opinion.

    in reply to: Dutch Jews: Waiting 1hr b/w Fleishig & Milchig #1219323
    Joseph
    Participant

    Is this a Dutch Ashkenazic shitta or a Dutch Sephardic shitta?

    Does a kehilla of frum Dutch Yidden still exist today that follows this shitta?

    The Yekkes (Germans) wait three hours, not six; so there’s already a difference between different Yidden in this regard, even without considering the Dutch.

    Do Sephardim by and large keep six hours?

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222248
    Joseph
    Participant

    I’m mechuyiv to help others fulfill their chiyuvim.

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222246
    Joseph
    Participant

    Din Torah precedes Dina D”D. There’s a chiyuv to drink. The chiyuv starts at 13.

    If you have another shitta, I respect your right to follow it.

    in reply to: Shidduchim for those with a past #1220273
    Joseph
    Participant

    Bochor 2.0: See my last comment above; it was posted late.

    in reply to: Is this acceptable for shalach manos? #1218970
    Joseph
    Participant

    I meant commercial OJ.

    in reply to: Pickles don't bring me happiness. #1219769
    Joseph
    Participant

    Your thing is chocolate.

    in reply to: Is this acceptable for shalach manos? #1218968
    Joseph
    Participant

    mik, you hold it’s okay to drink OJ that has no hechsher?

    in reply to: Home-baked Cookies in MM #1227818
    Joseph
    Participant

    I use it to feed the birds.

    in reply to: Friends in different grades #1219557
    Joseph
    Participant

    Is being friends with older girls more socially acceptable than with younger girls?

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222242
    Joseph
    Participant

    They’re all over 13. I follow Shulchan Aruch.

    Farshteit zich they’re not driving. That is self-understood.

    in reply to: Mods? Really? #1218943
    Joseph
    Participant

    Reb Wolf, my dear talmid, I am most very proud of you today.

    in reply to: Shidduchim for those with a past #1220260
    Joseph
    Participant

    So you’re fine not being considered by the girls that want a husband that puts himself together like his rebbeim; and instead being considered by the girls who are cool with the chup and often hatless type of guy?

    in reply to: dressing up like a boy for Purim #1218940
    Joseph
    Participant

    I thought they wear kilts.

    in reply to: wine for purim #1222237
    Joseph
    Participant

    I usually buy a whole range of wines. When the bochorim come to my house collecting I let them choose what they want. Based on their choices I figure out which are the better wines.

    in reply to: Shidduchim for those with a past #1220257
    Joseph
    Participant

    “I do not necessarily look the part”

    Did you consider starting to look the part?

    in reply to: Hoverboards in shul #1219116
    Joseph
    Participant

    Put it in the same place you’d leave your bike.

    in reply to: Rachmanis #1218935
    Joseph
    Participant

    Nebech.

    in reply to: Is Rabbi Yaakov Hillel a mekubal? #1220989
    Joseph
    Participant

    How does someone become a mekubal?

    Are there shiurim for people interested in becoming a mekubal?

    What does a mekubal do more than a rabbi?

    in reply to: What I learned from the Turx Controversy #1219490
    Joseph
    Participant

    Huge riduculous overblown dramatic story retelling is what sells papers.

    (My last comment was for zd.)

    ubiq, no, being quiet wouldn’t result in a c”H in such a case.

    in reply to: What I learned from the Turx Controversy #1219488
    Joseph
    Participant

    Who here ever said that the question was antagonistic?

    in reply to: What I learned from the Turx Controversy #1219485
    Joseph
    Participant

    Avram: DY’s underlying point is that Trump is the President of the United States. So even if he’s wrong and the Jew right, the Jew shouldn’t antagonise him, even unwittingly and unintentionally, since he’s the head of our government. (Or even if he were merely an influential governmental official.)

    If John is the POTUS and Richard a Yid, Richard should avoid being in front of him on the expressway if that might unreasonably antagonise him.

    in reply to: What I learned from the Turx Controversy #1219471
    Joseph
    Participant

    I’m sure it’ll pay dividends for Ami sales. So why worry about any negative repercussions it may have on the Jewish community?

    in reply to: What's a Bungalow Colony? #1219105
    Joseph
    Participant

    Geordie, what do large yiddishe mishpachos do?

    in reply to: American Girl's Boy Doll #1217658
    Joseph
    Participant

    Yidden must be careful regarding which dolls they bring into their homes.

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