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  • in reply to: Limericks! #1221768
    blinky
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    BH- you have rhyming talent but they are not quite limericks! Read the rules in the begining of the thread, maybe see if you can switch your poem to one!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221766
    blinky
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    A new king came into play,

    Gave taxes for the Jews to pay,

    Yosefs death we mourn,

    But then Moshe was born,

    Who ended up saving the day.

    in reply to: Whats Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor? #1194513
    blinky
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    Wow! Havent seen this thread in awhile (thanx shticky!)

    Mine was vanilla but im changing it to Napolean flavored (i tasted it recently and mmmmmmmmmmm)

    in reply to: General Shmooze # 6 #1217310
    blinky
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    Sometimes i feel like the general schmooze threads are an open invitaion for me to pop in…lol!

    As for vusizneis- a sibling got married recently b”h:)

    in reply to: Serious Segula for Child Birth #843132
    blinky
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    Can I say it for someone? Or does the person have to say it? Because i know someone in this situation and i would feel more comfortable saying it for her privately instead of telling her about it.

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069813
    blinky
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    Pharology- The study of Egyptian rulers

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069805
    blinky
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    writersoul- the answer to your last riddle is that there is no letter E found in it

    And for the first one im just guessing- he was wearing reflectors

    in reply to: Ruth vs. Esther #841539
    blinky
    Participant

    They both have a Megillah named after them

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069784
    blinky
    Participant

    #5) playing monopoly

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221763
    blinky
    Participant

    Shticky you are absolutely right,

    Channukah is not just one night,

    With all the Yomom Tovim,

    In addition to Purim,

    Our clothes also start to get tight!

    Smartcookie- hi!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221760
    blinky
    Participant

    Our diet on Chanukah we do cheat,

    As there are fried donuts that we eat,

    And the potato patty,

    Can be quite fatty,

    But it will be our once a year treat!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221759
    blinky
    Participant

    I made this one up a year ago (i changed it a bit)

    Jews are celebrating this week,

    How they were saved from Greek,

    Weak won the strong,

    And a jug lasted long,

    So Al Hanisim we do speak!

    Shticky- yours are amazing i like the thug one!

    Freilichin Chanukah!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221746
    blinky
    Participant

    As requested by Ken Zayn here is a limerick

    Limericks can be fun,

    But ideas I have none,

    To be quite frank

    My mind is blank

    Never mind I think its done!

    Attention all the poets out there,

    Come join I know you are still here,

    Lets reunite,

    On this night,

    And write a limerick if you dare!

    in reply to: Poetry Thread #833877
    blinky
    Participant

    Ken Zayn you are mistaken

    It must be an oversight

    because two weeks ago

    A limerick i did write!

    in reply to: Poetry Thread #833875
    blinky
    Participant

    Oh my goodness

    My eyes popped a mile

    Havent seen this thread

    In really quite awhile!

    It brings back lots of memories

    Ken Zayn thanx for bumping

    Maybe more people will show up

    I really feel like jummping

    I remember Howie

    pretty good and well

    He was going through a phase

    It was easy to tell

    white socks he wore

    with a bent down hat

    His tzitzis hanging out

    Can you imagine that!

    He still is on his diet

    He lost a lot of inches

    His pants are way too big

    His belt he constantly cinches!

    in reply to: Give Thanks To The YWN Staff, Editors And Moderators Today #1034445
    blinky
    Participant

    Especially today! Being that its black friday and all, and they are giving up their shopping spree to be here…

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221739
    blinky
    Participant

    I made this one up one yr ago, i decided to bring it back up!

    At this time Hashem made an Os,

    We bless it over the wine in our Cos,

    All our worries are dropped,

    And melacha is stopped,

    Enjoy this Shabbos Parshas Toldos!

    Good Shabbos!

    in reply to: OK, Who's Left? #864745
    blinky
    Participant

    Who’s left?

    You mean Hu is on the left!

    (couldn’t resist i just loved that email!)

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4096 #821379
    blinky
    Participant

    im so honored charlie!

    ahhh the good old gs days….i wouldn’t mind seeing some reappearances (though im not here much myself!)

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223828
    blinky
    Participant

    bpt- i try to post whenever i have a chance…but thanx!

    i actually just posted recently on the shidduch segula thread not sure if you saw it.-

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/shidduch-segulah-%e2%80%93-one-i-have-not-seen-before/page/2#post-307987

    And thanx for your wishes!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221730
    blinky
    Participant

    That time of year is back,

    Gotta empty out the shack,

    We need to unlok,

    The succah and schlock,

    And decorations to unpack.

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223809
    blinky
    Participant

    Amen and thank you ICOT! You can always be counted on to respond to other peoples mazel tov’s! I hope I will be able to reciprocate!!

    in reply to: Shidduch segulah � One I have not seen before #858636
    blinky
    Participant

    Just wanted to add in an older sibling is engaged and yup tehillim was said this past purim (after i bought it to their attention because of this thread) so i guess bpt has some share in it!

    p.s. i said it too so who knows???

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221727
    blinky
    Participant

    Rosh Hashana is in full swing,

    As a new year is approaching,

    A year sweet like honey,

    Full of life and (maybe) money,

    Is just a part of the Yom Tov davening.

    Dont know when ill have access again so wishing the CR a kesiva vechasima tovah!

    in reply to: Did you feel that earthquake? #801171
    blinky
    Participant

    Yup! right after i felt the shaking i said its for sure an earthquake though i felt silly for thinking that at first!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221692
    blinky
    Participant

    Minyan your special you really are,

    In keeping this thread up to par,

    A computer i have not,

    So i can’t visit a lot,

    But i really miss being in the CR!

    in reply to: rhyme game #886627
    blinky
    Participant

    Your a smart fella

    in reply to: Worst Joke Contest #1004670
    blinky
    Participant

    Marry Poppins goes into a hotel and orders cauliflauer and eggs for breakfast. The next morning as she was leaving the clerk asks her if she can leave some feedback for the hotel. She scribbles something and leaves. The clerk leans over to read the note and saw the response- “Supercauliflauertreesbuteggswerequiteatrocious!”

    in reply to: Worst Joke Contest #1004638
    blinky
    Participant

    worth a lot of moola

    Minyan- mooooooooooooooooooola

    in reply to: Worst Joke Contest #1004631
    blinky
    Participant

    shein- no no you said it wrong its 2 elephants in a bathtub….(sigh) now its not so funny 🙂

    in reply to: Worst Joke Contest #1004629
    blinky
    Participant

    i don’t get that one either 🙂

    in reply to: Torah Riddles #960130
    blinky
    Participant

    not sure but Malachi? Cuz if you take away the alef its Malky (my king)

    in reply to: Worst Joke Contest #1004625
    blinky
    Participant

    Did you hear the joke about the cow? Its Udderly funny! (ok ok that was a bad one)

    in reply to: Worst Joke Contest #1004621
    blinky
    Participant

    Do you have any moooooooooooooore cow jokes?

    in reply to: The geography game! #1203369
    blinky
    Participant

    Denver

    in reply to: The geography game! #1203367
    blinky
    Participant

    egypt

    in reply to: Worst Joke Contest #1004614
    blinky
    Participant

    What does a cow daven? Mooooooosuf

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069712
    blinky
    Participant

    Not at all! After moderator 80 said that the maid is dumb…no way! I won’t take credit for this murder.

    Im an investigator

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069710
    blinky
    Participant

    I just thought of something. Whose coats was the butler hanging up?

    in reply to: The geography game! #1203356
    blinky
    Participant

    Hey delaware was first! And she wore her new jersey so to make it fit ill add from Asbury park

    Kensington

    New Jersey

    🙂

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069706
    blinky
    Participant

    Icot- They serve cold cuts instead

    in reply to: The geography game! #1203352
    blinky
    Participant

    Delaware? (I don’t know what she wore:)

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069704
    blinky
    Participant

    How did she die? This is a very intriguing story

    in reply to: The geography game! #1203350
    blinky
    Participant

    San Francesco

    Kapusta- lol

    in reply to: Number 7 #778861
    blinky
    Participant

    Sheva Brachos

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100878
    blinky
    Participant

    Have it for another few days!! 🙂

    in reply to: Torah Riddles #960124
    blinky
    Participant

    otb- can be the shevatim Dan or Gad (in hebrew) and Yosef

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100877
    blinky
    Participant

    Even if most of the world has access to internet i dont (that makes me one in a million!)

    I can’t exactly knock on doors requesting to use the internet can i? Hey you never know- if you get a knock like that youll know its me:)

    Ill try to keep you updated too!

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100875
    blinky
    Participant

    bpt- i am NOT going to camp (too old for that!) but im really serious i don’t know when ill have access. It could be a week a month, (gulp) a year (which i hope not!) Just figured ill warn everyone beforehand. Nice try though

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100874
    blinky
    Participant

    Thank you minyan for your kind words.

    Im not sure how long this internetless situation will last but bli neder when i have the chance ill be back. Keep the limerick thread running without me- it will give me something to look foward to!

    Cordially,

    Blinquie

    (im using my formal name as you were the one who helped me get it!)

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