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July 10, 2013 12:42 am at 12:42 am in reply to: Cats, Katz, and all other feline friends #1063649
I should be a writer for a Jewish newspaper in the funny’s section.
Thank you for nominating this post as one of the craziest. Now it is time to celebrate.
<streamers fall, disco ball drops from ceiling>
Burnt Steak: High fives all around.
<Burnt Steak tries to give himself a high five but it is not satisfying>
<Burnt Steak goes back to resuming ordinary life as a regular person who just happens to be in the CR>
EDIT: Reb Doniel I wrote that I am not on any substances, that includes medication. Good day. but fez… I said good day!
(hope i don’t come across as rude, sorry if I may offend anyone)July 9, 2013 11:29 pm at 11:29 pm in reply to: Major Spelling Mistake #983083
Reminds me of the joke.
To whom.July 4, 2013 4:34 pm at 4:34 pm in reply to: Anti-Semitic Apartment Rating #964619
I agree completely antisemitism is alive and out there. Ever since an incident when, I was walking home from school, when I was in 6th or 7th grade, and someone called me a (explicitive) Jew.
people shouldn’t be so secure outside of Israel.
May Hashem bring Mascheich and end all of this false security.July 4, 2013 4:05 pm at 4:05 pm in reply to: Camp learning groups #964288
Boys learn more from visual experences, try having them act out chumash scene or something like that.
heres a couple of bad ones
Why shouldn’y you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Lastly, there are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “you man the guns, I’ll drive.”June 21, 2013 4:28 am at 4:28 am in reply to: How do you like your potatoes? #960412
Make a baked potato. slice in 1/2. cut tic-tac-toe board into each half. butter, put on sour cream, garnish with chives and bacos, and a sprinkle of grated cheder cheese.
milchig and e-z to makeJune 21, 2013 4:09 am at 4:09 am in reply to: Teens vs. Adults in the CR #960544
how about calvinball? I’ll set up the wicketsJune 21, 2013 4:08 am at 4:08 am in reply to: Which Non-Jewish personality inspires you? #960738
I agree with Utah on Roberto Clemente, inspired me by showing how far a person can go to help out people in need.
Also didn’t the gemara bring esav and domov ben nesina as examples of kibud av v’aimJune 20, 2013 4:23 am at 4:23 am in reply to: Is the CR EVER boring? #960249
You got to make it fun. Try creating a kumzits. I’ll start.
Lev Tahor beroi Elokim…June 20, 2013 4:20 am at 4:20 am in reply to: Teens vs. Adults in the CR #960535
Roar I’m a dinosaur!. But seriously guys, going back to the topic of teens vs. adults, some would say that teens are just young adults. Also some would say that adults are just older teens.
And concerning the ball game, I would like the privilege to play catcher.August 23, 2012 7:53 pm at 7:53 pm in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163689
some good ones
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
It doesn’t matter how fresh-picked they are, coffee beans are actually tasteless until they’re roasted.August 22, 2012 8:08 pm at 8:08 pm in reply to: Time to make Aliyah and create a holy State of Israe #892396
All you need to do is ask your Rav and if he says you should go then you should go and if he says that you should then you should stay. It should be this simple.June 25, 2012 1:35 am at 1:35 am in reply to: When a child eats traif. #881151
As ItcheSrulik said you should use kosher food. Whenever I visit my irreligious relatives, we either bring deli or lox and bagels for everybody.
If it will strain relationships with them then you should try to set up the meeting so that the temptation will not arise. You could suggest to meet at a park and picnic or try some vegetation thing. Or you could come just for dessert (if big family get together that many relatives will be present) and stay for a couple of hours.
If all else fails just tell you child that All the food is poisoned.(just kidding in case you couldnt tell)January 18, 2012 5:11 am at 5:11 am in reply to: Gross Anatomy #844323
here is my question. Im taking A and P this year and had to know this for midterm.
describe the difference between an Axon with myelin sheath and without the myelin sheath
its part of physiology but thats connected to anatomy so should be simple enough for youJanuary 18, 2012 5:05 am at 5:05 am in reply to: Liquid medicine #846336
A few ways that might work
1: Distract them with a toy/stuffed animal.
2: Bribe them.
3: Tell the kid that they will be like all the older kids if they take it. Boosting their ego will help them.
4: Tell them straight out that its good for them.
Remember to always not get frustrated if they refused if you do get frustrated dont let the child see you frustrated.
Im not a parent but these are things that have worked on me/siblings/friends when we were young(er)January 18, 2012 4:37 am at 4:37 am in reply to: GIANT UPSET!!!! #921118
DJHocker first of all you should know that the 49ers were only 2nd in overall defense (behind the Steelers) they are #1 against the run.
49ers are not to be overlooked. They have an excellent run game and an average passing game. They are one of the most consistent teams in the NFL and only lost once at home.
The Giants are very inconsistent. Eli Manning is going to get hit a lot more than he did in the first 2 games because 49ers d-line is much better than Falcons or Packers. If he doesnt have time to throw then he can’t make good passes and go back to throwing Interceptions like he did in other seasons.
Last point is that the 49ers already beat the Gaints in week 10 at home 27-20 im picking 49ers Pats SuperbowlJanuary 15, 2012 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm in reply to: Depressed (teenager!!) #844828
I am a highschool kid also and have faced depression (different reasons) what works for me is just talking to Hashem and asking to help me get through it. Also you should just act as yourself you shouldnt care what the other people think of you. For all you know they will like you no matter what. It would be a big mistake to ditch the shabbos, cause you will just regret what could have been. You cant go through life without getting hurt. You should just know that you are a child of Hashem and that you will always have Someone to turn to.