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At my cousins sheva brochos they had yoily lebowitz and michoel schnitzler, was awesome…..
Wow a 1000 things, I had 86 on my list and thought that was a lot… 😉
zahavasdad:
Gateshead is actually 280 miles from London!!!
why do we have coffee on chanukah?
Because its Nescafe (nes caf hay)
Imho i would forsure recommend new manchester sem. It’s got the advantages of both gateshead old and gateshead new sem: courses, warm family atmosphere, excellent rabbonim, amazing shiurim with lots of hashkafa input.
Nothing like Escada
Regardless of make or year, all
units known as “human beings”
are being
recalled by the Manufacturer.
This is due to a malfunction in
the original
prototype units code named
“Adam” and “Eve” resulting in the
reproduction of
the same defect in all subsequent
units. This defect is technically
termed,
“Serious Internal Non-morality,”
but more commonly known as
“SIN”. The
defect is categorized as “critical”.
Some of the symptoms of the SIN
defect:
[a] Loss of direction
Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression
[d] Foul vocal emissions
[e] Selfishness
[f] Ingratitude
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Rebellion
Jealousy
The Manufacturer is providing
factory authorized repair service
free of
charge to correct the SIN defect.
The Repair Technician, Hashem,
has most gen erously offered to
bear the
entire burden of the staggering
cost of these repairs. To repeat,
there is
no fee required.
The number to call in for repair
in all areas is: PRAYER.
Once connected, please upload
the burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download
ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Hashem,
into the heart component of the
human unit.. No matter how big
or small the
SIN defect is, Hashem will replace
the SIN and present “obsession”
on: din,
uncertainty, debating, and
memorizing countless minute
details with:
[a] Love
Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Kindness
[e] Goodness
[f] Faithfulness
[g] Gentleness
[h] Patience
Self-control
Please see the user manual,
TORAH, for further details on the
use of these
fixes. In particular all repaired
units are referred to parsha
Eikev,
specifically where Moshe asks his
simple question of the Jewish
people and
the gives his own 6 ( really 10 )
sh ort and simple answers. As an
added
upgrade, the Manufacturer has
made available to all repaired
units a
facility enabling direct
monitoring and assistance from
the resident
Maintenance Technician, Hashem.
Repaired units need only make
Him welcome
and He will take up residence
with the repaired units.
WARNING: Continuing to operate
a human being unit without
corrections voids
the Manufacturer’s warranty,
exposes the unit to dangers and
problems too
numerous to list.
Thank you for your immediate
attention.
Please assist by notifying others
of this important recall notice.
Gemar Chasima Toiva
We just had a 3 day yom tov!!! i think your stomach deserves a break after all that food 😉
BTW what’s the reason why we fast today?
We just had a 3 day yom tov!!! i think your stomach deserves a break after all that food 😉
BTW what’s the reason why we fast today?
Some pringles have the OU hechsher on it, so it makes it 100% kosher even though it’s not a jewish brand.
Have u heard of green cream ? Really helps!
Thanx just tried but it but doesn’t let me update my display name.
Hey mods how could you go and change my username, it’s one thing to change my subtitle but my username…..?????
Thanx mods !!! Anythings better than joseph 😉
What does ‘Tofuti’ mean?
Nowadays wherever you go there is airconditioning, at home, in the shops, at work, in the car etc etc etc, so when do you shvitz?
When the bill comes!!! 🙂
Sorry aint such thing, could be a lesson for life, spoken words can’t be retrieved 😉
did i really do something so bad to deserve my subtitle?
Dunno about you, but i’m 1000% sure i’m not joseph….
‘JOSEPH’ 😉
Oh i see
i made u happy
but how cud that be?
For the dinner was for me:-D
oh i get it! U want to take my mind off joseph! Or maybe ur showing us thats its not that bad to hav joseph as a subtitle… I mean if the mod chose it then… Not bad eh?
ZeesKite (Why would ANYONE want to be
me?) im having similar thoughts??? 80 -can u explain?
i know im only a beginner,
but at least u wont call me a sinner,
for serving such a fattening dinner,
and putting too many calories in her,
and not making her any thinner,
sorry for being such a sinner;-(
Thanx ZeesKite! At least someone knows how i feel!
Oh so should i feel chuffed?
Mods if you want a game to play i’ve got lots of games sitting in my cupboard at home
I didn’t beg to change my subtitle, I just joined the other day and the next time i logged on i found my subtitle ‘joseph’
I don’t chap the matzav, whats the game all about anyway?
Could you pls change my sub title to anything other than ‘JOSEPH’ ! Thanx in advance;-)
So why is my subtitle still ‘joseph’ i’m really insulted 😉
WE HEARD YOU
I am NOT joseph!!!!!!
SORRY WRONG PERSON, NOT JOSEPH 😉
is it true crocs contain leather?
Yerusholayim Ir Hakodesh bh