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  • in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644934
    Joseph
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    charlie – it would be far easier to do a search for “Joseph” on the Times webpage 🙂

    squeak – I don’t have one.

    SJS – I’ve been on the air quite often myself. In fact, at one point I had been on the entire WABC lineup of programs, including the national shows. I do refuse though to allow my photograph to appear (in print.) The Jewish Press (Mess) recently wanted to photograph me.

    in reply to: #1052138
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    Jothar – My Rebbe Muvhak.

    Did any of the naysayers here ever contact the Gedolim and Rabbonim that teach Torah, give shiurim and speak in Yiddish with your litany of taaina’s against them?

    “However, I disagree with Joseph, who posted earlier that he respects those who speak Yiddish as a first language at home. I don’t like the fact that Mexicans only speak Spanish, and don’t speak English. Why should Chassidim be different? I’ve met Chassidim who don’t speak English, or only speak very little English. English should be your first language if you live in the US.”

    Feif – Because Yidden are supposed to be different than the goyim in how we dress and talk (and just about everything else.)

    “Joseph- what would cherrybim, squeak, Itzik & notpashut do without your haskama 😉

    areivim – Its like a Badatz hechsher. Some people are machmir, while others couldn’t care less.

    in reply to: Jeans #664866
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    “When I’m working around my yard, or putting up or taking down the sukkah, or shoveling snow etc, jeans seem the perfect clothing. Once I’m wearing them, I rarely change outof them, unless I’m going out where I need to be more formally dressed.”

    cantoresq,

    Two questions barrister:

    1. Would you appear before a Judge in Court on behalf of a client in jeans?

    2. Would you appear before G-d in a Synagogue in jeans?

    The truth counsel.

    I rest my case.

    in reply to: Jeans #664834
    Joseph
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    “there is nothing wrong with the jeans, it is with the people wearing them.”

    LOL

    in reply to: Jeans #664820
    Joseph
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    with that haircut and necklace?

    in reply to: Jeans #664817
    Joseph
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    Thank you shana3.

    in reply to: How Many Hours A Day Do You Spend In The YWN CR? #636508
    Joseph
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    squeak – you said a fictitious last name, presumably of a poster.

    (Late edits/deletes do not affect RSS Feeds of the Coffee Room, and hence my access to this 🙂

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644925
    Joseph
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    I should add, the reporter materially misquoted me. And misquoted me in direct quotes, not merely paraphrased.

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644924
    Joseph
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    Just checked – included age and position.

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644923
    Joseph
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    I had name and residence mentioned. Possibly age; would have to look at it. It was about a year and a half ago.

    in reply to: Help with Biting Nails #706832
    Joseph
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    notpashut,

    I believe it says Moshe got the Torah after being on Har Sinai 40 days and nights because it takes 40 days for a person to transform himself into a new being.

    in reply to: Ungodly Hour? #636354
    Joseph
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    kapusta, “less ungodly” is a good thing. (more ungodly, or less godly, would be a problem.)

    in reply to: Smoking vs. Bochurim on the Internet #638903
    Joseph
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    azi, allow me to interpret the mekubal squeak’s comment for you.

    1. Your first sentence was “Rabbi Solovetchik was not against the teaching of biblical criticism at YU.”

    2. Your running on the foundation that there is nothing wrong with biblical criticism, makes further discussion with you fruitless.

    in reply to: Will They EVER Learn? #635550
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    squeak – why do you presume rationing will become more of a forefront issue than it currently is?

    in reply to: Computer Tips ONLY! #673198
    Joseph
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    feivel – make sure its unplugged while operating on it 😉

    Really, the thought is more daunting than the practice.

    in reply to: #1052127
    Joseph
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    cherrybim, Itzik, squeak, and notpashut have put it quite eloquently.

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644918
    Joseph
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    I was once quoted in the NY Times. Who can find me?

    in reply to: If You Could Have Anything… #1154915
    Joseph
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    no such thing as too much love.

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644907
    Joseph
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    correct teen.

    in reply to: Smoking vs. Bochurim on the Internet #638888
    Joseph
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    LOL

    tis, The moderators do a pretty good job. You are perhaps the only one who could literally yell at an at risk teenager:

    At Risk Teenager

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/at-risk-teenager#post-17444

    Curious

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    Is it just me who was totally thrown off, and horrified, by torahis1? Almost seems like you are acting excatly the way the pople you are ridiculing act.

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/at-risk-teenager#post-17925

    Nobody

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    Torahis1 your remarks are just staggering and beyond belief.

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/at-risk-teenager#post-18325

    noitallmr

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    Torahis1. What the…..

    Why are you taking things so personally? So two people have a difference in opinion that doesn’t mean anyone hates each other.

    Is there anyone here who hates another member of the CR???

    I don’t think so…

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644904
    Joseph
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    we’ll wait.

    in reply to: Everyday things… #636260
    Joseph
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    moish, c’v, but the CC is well worth emulating!

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644902
    Joseph
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    is daddy still up?

    in reply to: Suggestions to Improve YWN #1225062
    Joseph
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    moish, you are underestimating yourself.

    in reply to: If You Could Have Anything… #1154913
    Joseph
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    moish, open your heart.

    in reply to: Suggestions to Improve YWN #1225060
    Joseph
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    you’re too much of an anav moish.

    in reply to: Shmiras Halashon #683244
    Joseph
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    The prohibition against speaking rechilus may apply even if the listener is already aware of the information being conveyed. Rechilus includes any statement which may foster animosity; repeating how someone maligned or acted against the listener might make the listener better aware of details that would be cause for added hatred. Moreover, if the listener had not yet given much thought to the information, repeating it could be cause for animosity to form.

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644900
    Joseph
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    moish, you are hereby granted immunity from prosecution. the fifth is thus inapplicable. proceed with your testimony.

    in reply to: If You Could Have Anything… #1154911
    Joseph
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    moish, thats not mussar. its love.

    in reply to: Everyday things… #636256
    Joseph
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    oy, heilige Shabbos… heilige Shabbos!

    in reply to: What’s Your Favorite Restaurant In Town? #666636
    Joseph
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    I say !!!!! is kinda girlie too.

    in reply to: Suggestions to Improve YWN #1225058
    Joseph
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    You did remember your Torah learning… recall our little discussion in the 3 boys in Japan thread?

    in reply to: Everyday things… #636253
    Joseph
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    Who needs any physical objects?

    A wooden chair and an old table, a little bed, and you have all of life’s furnishings!

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1172167
    Joseph
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    The mods approved some new stuff above, after more recent posts were already up.

    See above.

    in reply to: Suggestions to Improve YWN #1225056
    Joseph
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    moish: “you asked if there are any rabbonim who approved the coffeeroom.”

    in reply to: The Laboratory II – Try Your HTML & ASCII Art Experiments Here #1053390
    Joseph
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    ANSI supports color, but the forum software used in the CR (bbPress) does not support ANSI.

    in reply to: The Laboratory II – Try Your HTML & ASCII Art Experiments Here #1053389
    Joseph
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    yeah it’s a gun!!!! i love knives & guns!!!

    asdf, please keep away from the children in the CR.

    in reply to: Most Common Surname Among Torah Observant Jews #828975
    Joseph
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    That is asking too much personal info.

    Against the rules, sorry.

    in reply to: Most Common Surname Among Torah Observant Jews #828973
    Joseph
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    I think Moderator is a very common last name around here.

    in reply to: Smoking vs. Bochurim on the Internet #638884
    Joseph
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    102030 –

    First of all, thanks again.

    There is a heter called “kidei l’horos”, which means in order to rule a halahcic issue you may read kefirah, etc. Rav Avigdor Miller went to Rav Moshe ZT”L and asked him if he can read the New Testament. Rav Moshe said yes, but only you, since you’re doing it for the purpose of disproving it. Objective reading of such material is not k’dei l’horos and is prohibited.

    in reply to: Suggestions to Improve YWN #1225054
    Joseph
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    moish, you have a good memory.

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644888
    Joseph
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    okay, I thought for a moment perhaps oomis was egotistical.

    in reply to: The Laboratory II – Try Your HTML & ASCII Art Experiments Here #1053379
    Joseph
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    qwertyuiop –

    I just wanted to say goodbye to you before you attempt to follow ICOT’s instructions. In case your computer goes beserk, and we never hear from you again, I say goodbye and be well on behalf of the entire coffee room, and wish you a lot of luck in your now off-line only life.

    in reply to: The Laboratory II – Try Your HTML & ASCII Art Experiments Here #1053378
    Joseph
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    asdf, you’re making poor Steven Paul Adams look bad.

    in reply to: If You Had a Chance… #644881
    Joseph
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    oomis, now why would you want to meet yourself (#2)?

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1123611
    Joseph
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    Hilchos Krias Shema She’al Hamitah

    In the previous Halacha we stated that when removing shoes at night one should simply remove the left shoe first, and then the right. Many readers emailed asking if in fact one should first untie the right, then untie and remove the left, and then remove the right. We therefore clarify: that is not the opinion of the Shulchan Aruch. The SA (2:5) states simply remove the left and then the right. This understanding of the SA is accepted by the Piskei Tshuvos 2:7, S’U Oz Nidbiru 5:26, and S’U Tiferes Odom 3:1, and Birrur Halacha Tinyana who states that this is the correct psak according to the simple reading of all the Achronim.

    After saying Krias Shema one should say the following pesukim and tefilos mentioned by the Shulchan Aruch (printed in most siddurim) which protect a person, followed by Hamapil;

    a) (Vehi Noam etc., &) Yoishev Besaiser Elyon etc.

    b) Hashem Moh Rabu Tzoroy etc.

    c) Boruch Hashem Bayom etc.

    d) Vayomer Hashem El Hasoton etc.

    e) Hashem Shom’recha etc.

    f) Biyad’cha Afkid Ruchi etc.

    g) Yevorechicha Hashem V’Yishmirecha etc. (according to some, say 3 times)

    h) Hashkivainu etc. (from Maariv – without the beracha at the end)

    Shulchan Aruch w/Mishnah Brurah 239:1 MB9

    Parnassah Self-Help

    Segulah for Parnasah – For This Tuesday – Parshas Hamon

    Reb Menachem Mendel M’Riminov (1755-1815, one of four primary talmidim of The Noam Elimelech) writes in Lechem Avirim that saying Parshas Ha’mon (Shnayim Mikroh V’Echod Targum – Hebrew twice and the Aramaic once) on Tuesday of Parshas Be’Shalach, (from Perek 16, Possuk 4 until Shevi’i) is a Segulah for Parnasah. Parshas Hamon can be found in most siddurim after tefillas Shachris, or Click this link for the complete text of Parshas Ha’mon: ParshasHamonLink

    {The power of Emunah through understanding of the Parshas Hamon is discussed in Yalkut Shimoni Shemos 17: 247 & 258}

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #903865
    Joseph
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    oops, wrong id.

    No, I think it was the correct ID, what other IDs do you have?

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #903864
    Joseph
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    ya, but I woke up :p

    in reply to: #1052094
    Joseph
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    Jothar – Indeed, Yiddish is not “intrinsically” holy, as is Loshon Hakodesh (which is certainly the loshon of the highest kedusha), it obtained that status by its usage.

    Additionally, Loshon Hakodesh was never used by Yidden as an everyday street language of mundane matters. That was Aramaic (indeed another language with great kedusha) or other local languages.

    And of course, literally countless Torah was learnt and inscribed in Loshon Hakodesh. (And as was mentioned previously, “ivrit” is NOT Loshon Hakodesh by any means or shape.)

    in reply to: The Laboratory II – Try Your HTML & ASCII Art Experiments Here #1053371
    Joseph
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    RY: Experiment by trying it from a desktop (i.e. non-mobile) and see if it works there.

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