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1.Cause I’m evil!
2.Your instructions are not very detailed.
Having stuffed animals and imaginary friends is okay. Needing stuffed animals or spending time with imaginary friends, or thinking they are real is not.
It is not tznua for a woman to go outside. kol kevuda bas melech penima
Dissection of frogs is sometimes necessary.
I am trying to see if I could put a smile on your face. I am not that talented when it comes to singing, building things or plucking chickens, but i do try to make people happy. i hope that my attempt now makes you smile and gets you in a better mood so you could deal with your family, friends, and pet rocks in a positive frame of mind…..
now for the joke.. whats black, white, and red all over?
a yeshiva bachur on a date!!!!!
How are you at plucking geese?
Please explain the joke.
Who’s Florida?
More kids are maimed and killed every year, by a wide margin, by falling down staircases or by having big screen TVs fall on them.
More kids live in houses with stairs and TVs than guns. If the gun is within the kid’s reach, there is a real danger regardless of the statistics.
Am I supposed to be offended?
fish is a four letter word.
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/fish#post-79221
Excuse liberals for not thinking joking about someone’s dead mother is appropriate.
That is so wrong, popa. He didn’t have to hurt her feelings. He could have just texted her “i dont want to date u cuz your super ugly”.
I loved color was as a kid, however,i you had asked me I would have said I hated it. The herd mentality had something to do with it.
This is a trick. Jews don’t play sports.
The circle of life.
In some circles people get engaged after 1 date.
There isn’t, but there are.
I know of someone who had gray hair in his twenties.
Most CR opinions agree that boys have more choice in shidduchim. If this is true, girls can’t choose based on looks, but boys can.
Was it on a frum person?
I’m right here.
I don’t want my kids to be Moshe. There was already a Moshe.
Jewelry is shallow and useless. It is pretty to look at, but nothing more. Fire is beautiful, useful and powerful.
It’s part of the game.
Why is your baby given the opportunity to choose between jewel and flame?
I need answers.
Does the title of this thread actually mean anything?
Shalishudis as one word.
Donald Trump losing to a tortoise in the primaries, which won’t happen this election but only because no tortoises are running.
Why would she want to marry a man who only wants a house?
The Yiddish language has its own rules of grammar.
Girls ideally should be whatever weight is healthiest (not always the same as what society considers most beautiful).
There are groups that play sports with children, and everyone’s a winner. Kids hate it. Most kids like competition.
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I wonder what you’d find if you looked back 800 years ago. What did people look for in shidduchim then?
Does that include day camp?
If I had a band I would call it This Is The Name Of The Band.
That’s so funny. Because the people I know whose parents “spoiled” them as kids are doing so much better now than the people whose parents never hesitated to hit them.
They support freedom of religion in government but by nature believe that all other religions are wrong.
It makes no sense. Foxes love trees and hate woodsmen. Eagles don’t look at little trees while flying.
Puns about bones.
Dream on.
Are those really religions?
I used the method people use for Sudoku. I took a lot of breaks.
What religion allows freedom of religion?
What did this mean?
Then why did you complain?
They became overweight after they got married.