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September 23, 2013 6:53 pm at 6:53 pm in reply to: Yeshuas Hashem K'eref Ayin #1091508

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The current goal of course is to graduate from disconcerting to “PAID IN FULL”.Im yirtzeh Hashem very soon! Wow I have this whole thread all to myself!:)And I didn’t even start it.

September 23, 2013 6:50 pm at 6:50 pm in reply to: Two Are Better Than One #975877

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jf: What’s the tune? And how did they connect that theme to elementary school girls?

September 23, 2013 6:49 pm at 6:49 pm in reply to: My hobbies are swordfighting and hunting buffalo and other disappointing details #975871

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And to get back on track here…

Oh, and here’s a little spoof on “What I’m Looking For”:

Although I myself am a young-looking 97 year old man with 3 teeth, I am looking for a tall, slender, elegant woman who knows exactly when I want her to talk and when I feel like stuffing her mouth with a sock. A woman who loves to cook, clean and entertain many diverse guests, as well as travel, sew, hike, go camping, sing opera, and go bungy-jumping, because as you know, those traits usually go together. I would like to have children of my own even though I’m 97, and I’m not sure if I want to relocate from my thatch-hut in Pompeii at this time. Are you the one for me? E-mail me, and let’s go on that mystical, joyous,spirital road as one unit!

Yes, you heard that earlier….

September 23, 2013 6:47 pm at 6:47 pm in reply to: I'm Mamesh Amish! #976031

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YOU CR POSTERS ARE THE BEST!(virtual yell)

September 23, 2013 6:42 pm at 6:42 pm in reply to: Up Close And Personal #975904

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MCP…that’s so funny I had NO idea!!

September 23, 2013 3:47 pm at 3:47 pm in reply to: Tznius or Shalom Bayis #977129

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gavra, glad I found you!! On the My Hobbies Are Swordfighting thread, you didn’t think “gavra” meant you, I hope.

September 23, 2013 1:17 pm at 1:17 pm in reply to: I'm Mamesh Amish! #976028

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:):)

September 23, 2013 11:57 am at 11:57 am in reply to: Virtual Yelling #976037

eclipse
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thanks O.S. and J.F. good answers!

Oh Shreck, Because: last night I posted after midnight and I saw 9/23 I thought in a few hours is 9/24…I’m so “farmished!” I jumped out of bed extra early this morning, thinking the phone guys are coming 8am today but clearly that would be TOMORROW….

September 23, 2013 11:52 am at 11:52 am in reply to: Up Close And Personal #975900

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twisted: your advice is easier said than done but I’m gonna try iyh. Thanks again.

September 23, 2013 6:36 am at 6:36 am in reply to: If your spouse did ________ you would________? #975921

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I think I’m beginning to pick up Popa’s style without even meaning to! Or SOMEbody’s style in here; I can’t believe I even wrote that!!

September 23, 2013 6:34 am at 6:34 am in reply to: I'm Mamesh Amish! #976025

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Syag: About 2 years why?

September 23, 2013 6:32 am at 6:32 am in reply to: Yeshuas Hashem K'eref Ayin #1091507

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But really, I never thought I’d “graduate” from ridiculous to simply disconcerting!! We just gotta keep tryin’ our best and Hashem REALLY does do the rest!

September 23, 2013 6:30 am at 6:30 am in reply to: Yeshuas Hashem K'eref Ayin #1091506

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Yes. But it’s personal:) Let me see, yes, I was recently ridiculously behind in a certain payment and due to 3 consecutive miracles, I am now only disconcertingly behind.

September 23, 2013 6:25 am at 6:25 am in reply to: I'm Mamesh Amish! #976024

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sharp, I’m thinking I have a week, I have a DAY!!!!

This Shabbos and yom tov marathon has me completely lost on what day or date it is!!

So, the countdown begins….

September 22, 2013 8:36 pm at 8:36 pm in reply to: If your spouse did ________ you would________? #975917

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Torah: My (above) reply post was a joke…albeit a stupid one:(

September 22, 2013 8:35 pm at 8:35 pm in reply to: If your spouse did ________ you would________? #975916

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WIY: Maybe right now the spouse is not doing ANYthing, so when he starts doing whatever he is supposed to be doing, she will unlock the door and accept him back into the house:)

September 22, 2013 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm in reply to: Go To Jail and Free Parking #982907

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Haha…I wrote MOn-pop-oly by mistake. Haifa-girl, where are ya?

September 22, 2013 8:29 pm at 8:29 pm in reply to: Happy Birthday, Syag! #975855

eclipse
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Syag, no wonder we understand each other…my b’day this week too!

September 22, 2013 8:28 pm at 8:28 pm in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Simchas Beis Hashoevo #976082

eclipse
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Good clues.

September 22, 2013 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm in reply to: I'm Mamesh Amish! #976021

eclipse
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O.S. You would hafta also call “my people” and that part might not work out so well:)

Y.Y. Amish are not as innocent as they look, right?

September 22, 2013 8:22 pm at 8:22 pm in reply to: Two Are Better Than One #975874

eclipse
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The possuk in Koheles begins “tovim hashnayim…”

September 22, 2013 2:42 pm at 2:42 pm in reply to: B'dieved Mezuzahs #975662

eclipse
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oomis…so….wanna go out for a coffee one day?:)

when yom tov life settles down a little…

I’m still trying to figure out where one town ends and the next one begins, Cedarhurst starts by Washington Ave….all that.

September 22, 2013 2:38 pm at 2:38 pm in reply to: If your spouse did ________ you would________? #975914

eclipse
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oomis – amein!

September 22, 2013 11:43 am at 11:43 am in reply to: I want to work in a kiruv camp…. #975840

eclipse
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Oorah girl zone/boy zone

Shoroshim (mostly Russian)

September 22, 2013 6:43 am at 6:43 am in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Simchas Beis Hashoevo #976079

eclipse
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1. a violin?

2. keyboard?

September 22, 2013 6:15 am at 6:15 am in reply to: B'dieved Mezuzahs #975660

eclipse
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Oppen Scrolls in Far Rockaway

September 22, 2013 5:43 am at 5:43 am in reply to: Bamboo Schach for cheap(er) #976091

eclipse
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Know anyone with “invasive” or “non-invasive” PINE leaves (to put atop the bamboo)? It makes the Sukkah smell delicious.

September 22, 2013 5:40 am at 5:40 am in reply to: If your spouse did ________ you would________? #975912

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If my spouse introduces himself to me, I will marry him.(no,not just any Joe Shmoe – my SPOUSE).

September 22, 2013 5:35 am at 5:35 am in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Simchas Beis Hashoevo #976077

eclipse
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Oh Shreck- an instrument?

September 22, 2013 1:56 am at 1:56 am in reply to: Motherhood #975628

eclipse
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Yup.

September 22, 2013 1:53 am at 1:53 am in reply to: How to find a friend/rabbi? #996170

eclipse
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What about MOVING closer to Jews?

You may have heard of the adage: Meshane Makom, Meshane Mazal.Change the place, change (improve) the fortune.

My last move was like breathing in new life. It works!!

September 22, 2013 1:48 am at 1:48 am in reply to: Emotional Punctuation #975621

eclipse
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this name: I’m up! I’m up!!

September 22, 2013 1:28 am at 1:28 am in reply to: Emotional Punctuation #975619

eclipse
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Hi there sharp!

I had to put away the computer for awhile but I decide to just DO it without announcing it, for a change.

Anyway, thanks for noticing!!:)

September 22, 2013 1:28 am at 1:28 am in reply to: Emotional Punctuation #975618

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Hi there sharp!

I had to put away the computer for awhile but I decide to just DO it without announcing it, for a change.

Anyway, thanks for noticing!!:)

September 15, 2013 4:51 am at 4:51 am in reply to: So We Should Feel Foolish #974783

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ZachKessin: We all did great on our diets today!

I’ts a good “fresh start” for us all…

September 15, 2013 4:32 am at 4:32 am in reply to: What Marriage means to you in 5 words #974972

eclipse
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“Don’t hear baby, I’m asleep” (usu. Daddy)

September 15, 2013 4:23 am at 4:23 am in reply to: Business Discussion Group #974774

eclipse
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I don’t have time to “bond” with my money, it leaves before I have a chance….I have a few “commodities” in my frig – no wait – those are condiments…Okay, I don’t belong here, I’m going, I’m going!

September 15, 2013 4:19 am at 4:19 am in reply to: Minhag to Drink Motzei Yom Kippur #974883

eclipse
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So you had a “bad date” on Yom Kippur? Hmm.

September 15, 2013 4:14 am at 4:14 am in reply to: When I was younger I thought…Now I realize that…. #1023357

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Syag, in the Yom Kippur davening I kept seeing how we say Hashem is patient with sinners. I know it’s referring to each and every one of us, but you gotta admit some people sin waaaaaaaaay more than the average, and OPPRESS others, and I’m like “Do You have to be THAT patient?” But again, He’s patient with me too, so I guess I wouldn’t want it any other way…

September 15, 2013 4:08 am at 4:08 am in reply to: Yom Kippur's length #974906

eclipse
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Nu, Marty G, how’d it go?

September 15, 2013 1:43 am at 1:43 am in reply to: Former high school teacher of mine is ill, please daven for her #974764

eclipse
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So sad.

September 15, 2013 1:39 am at 1:39 am in reply to: HaLeiVi wishes Klal Yisroel #1011792

eclipse
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On behalf of Klal Yisroel, thank you.You too!

September 15, 2013 1:32 am at 1:32 am in reply to: Your happiest moment #974800

eclipse
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1. When any one of my kids displays extra-fine midos.(thank you, Hashem!)

2. Catching up on rent and paying every last bill.(getting there, thank you, Hashem!)

3. Cheering someone up.(I love making people laugh)

oy1…you’re so right. Thinking of my children and true friends definitely helped me through my Yom Kippur nisayon(see Doctor thread for details).

September 15, 2013 1:18 am at 1:18 am in reply to: My hobbies are swordfighting and hunting buffalo and other disappointing details #975866

eclipse
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popa: How did you know?:)

September 15, 2013 1:14 am at 1:14 am in reply to: Recommendations for a good book (adult) #974820

eclipse
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live right: The book on Rabbi Freifeld WAS incredible.

“As long as I Live” by Ahron Margolit,also unbelievably inspiring.

September 15, 2013 1:06 am at 1:06 am in reply to: Is There a Doctor in the House? #974912

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Chest pain persisted til middle of last night,thank goodness not past then. (Gonna keep the appointment anyway)But wow, getting trashed by another human being(?) just hours before Yom Kippur was NOT easy. I had to struggle with all the negativity it flooded me with, YET DAVEN MY BEST FOR forgiveness(from Hashem) and plead for an easier year,at the same time.Being accused falsely of a dozen perverse things, without having done ANY of them, and having the good things you say twisted unrecognizably by someone who claims to represent her entire family,extended family, and the world at large….is a taste of gehinnom. May it be my kapara for the YEAR, and may Hashem shower me AND ALL OF YOU with rachmonus we can understand and feel (in our human littleness). See, knowing that such a person is just a messenger from Hashem is a level, but then you want to beg Hashem to please, hold back a little on such messengers…

September 13, 2013 9:23 pm at 9:23 pm in reply to: Is There a Doctor in the House? #974911

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Got someone to get her to stop finally, but I need to block the e-mails somehow, because she might continue bombarding me after Yom Kippur:(

September 13, 2013 12:33 pm at 12:33 pm in reply to: Ad Meah V'esrim #974588

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I guess it’s like l’havdil when someone gets a sentence of “1000 years” in prison….just means definitely being in there for a looooong time. So when we wish “til 120” we mean you should be around iy”h for a loooong time! Just guessing here.

September 13, 2013 5:43 am at 5:43 am in reply to: Former high school teacher of mine is ill, please daven for her #974762

eclipse
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How is she?

September 13, 2013 5:42 am at 5:42 am in reply to: Ad Meah V'esrim #974586

eclipse
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By then, hardly anything works properly anymore,not sure it’s a blessing to live more than 120.
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