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  • in reply to: Corny Jokes #1208947
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    thank you ayc,

    that’s where I posted the popcorn joke

    in reply to: OOT vs. NY #810695
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    Oh and Bad Street Brawlers (that was a funny game)

    in reply to: Elusive MIdrash #810947
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    oh maybe that was it

    in reply to: :) ;) :-) #931804
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    I thought Al Gore started it along with the internet and global warming

    in reply to: Elusive MIdrash #810943
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    I heard something in High School that when Eretz Yisrael is ruled by the arabs for 9 months Moshiach will come

    (doesn’t make sense though, b/c they used to own EY during the Turks0

    in reply to: OOT vs. NY #810693
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    i loved how the charecters made faces when they won or lost

    in reply to: Corny Jokes #1208943
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    sorry moski,

    ocho made that joke above

    in reply to: REPLY TO mdd ABOUT CALLING GIRLS BY 1ST NAME #810722
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    everyone in my yeshiva (including my Rosh Hayeshiva) called the secretaries by their first name

    in reply to: Women Invalid as Witnesses #1137558
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    PBA,

    you should know the half a friend still does it but only becuase your his friend

    in reply to: OOT vs. NY #810690
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    I played castle, wheel of fortune, bill &ted’s excellent adventure, Indiani Jones, Jeopardy, where in the world is carmen sandiago, where in USA is Carmen Sandiego, tetris, pacman, space invaders, math blaster

    in reply to: using someones wifi #866605
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    Do they lose anything from it

    in reply to: OOT vs. NY #810688
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    lol tickle toe,

    idk, I don’t think the mods would let you give out your contact info.

    in reply to: OOT vs. NY #810686
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    btw, if anyone’s interested i have a really old computer that runs on DOS yet you need real floppy disks to do anything with it

    in reply to: Women Invalid as Witnesses #1137550
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    Thanks coffee. I knew I had one real friend here.

    I didn’t say I would bury a corpse for you

    in reply to: Women Invalid as Witnesses #1137545
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    Sorry PBA,

    no one was even gores you (except me, that is)

    in reply to: OOT vs. NY #810684
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    tickle toe,

    you know you can get to dos on your computer too.

    in reply to: :) ;) :-) #931799
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    why don’t you google or wikipedia it?

    in reply to: Price Mistake #810916
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    lol tickle toe,

    why can’t you?

    Taos Akum is Muttar right?

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894398
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    Taking a break,

    Yes that’s what its called

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894393
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    I know there’s somewhat of a grocery that is kosher and indians work there (can’t remember the name though)

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894391
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    sorry taking a break I forgot to put in the words in law (I have no brothers)

    Idk the names of the shuls

    in reply to: For those non-trillionaires out there #813160
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    Stop giving aid to the palestinians and pakistanis (as opposed to stop giving aid to israel)

    in reply to: For those non-trillionaires out there #813156
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    Wow crazy

    in reply to: I just had a major yeshua #810884
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    Lol bomb

    That got a chuckle out of me

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894388
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    I met him when I was visiting but my brother davens in the same shul as him (however my bro in law does daven in another shul also (I think I davened in 3 different shuls over shabbos) so maybe you do.

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894384
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    Taking a break,

    do u know Mordechai Schmutter?

    in reply to: Why Do the Women Get the Better Shmorg?! #820811
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    well,

    in the olden days it was the man who went and searched for the food and the wife stayed where she was for the food

    so since it was a minhag for thousands of years and minhag yisrael k’halacha they kept it like that 🙂

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894377
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    R modche,

    If you can marry someone like who you married that’s OOT enough for me

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894367
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    I’m willing to bet his roots are from Bklyn. Most people from NJ are.

    Ok bet’s on!

    what’s ur wager

    Oh and BTW my sis and bro in law live in Passaic, and neither of them are from NY sorry

    in reply to: Halacha on Divorce #810486
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    Learn the gemara Gittin

    in reply to: wisdom teeth HELP! #811714
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    I do

    (I’m a mod myself, jk)

    You can give hints though

    (I’m playing around with you)

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894361
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    oh and bomb,

    I’m married too btw (and happily at that)

    just wanted to figure out who she is (jk)

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894360
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    lol,

    someone with that sense of humor has to be OOT, sorry bpt

    in reply to: wisdom teeth HELP! #811712
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    Hey,

    your not even interested in giving me your name

    some fan you are

    😛

    in reply to: Mordechai Schmutter #894356
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    I’ll buy it for you but I need your contact info 😉

    My sister and bro in law live in Passaic and davens in the same shul as him (I met him personally) I also know his wife’s family

    Oh and he told me no commission he’s not making that much money per book 🙁

    in reply to: wisdom teeth HELP! #811710
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    hey it’s the least I could do to my biggest fan 😉

    in reply to: Jokes #1201886
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    When I went to the DMV to change my licence they asked me do I want to be an organ or tissue donor?

    To which I replied “I’m sorry I don’t own a piano however I do have a box of Kleenex in the car if you really want”

    in reply to: wisdom teeth HELP! #811708
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    hey,

    look at the bright side

    At least if people tell you you have a big mouth you can say you don’t and proof is that ur wisdom teeth were taken out

    another joke

    do you know why their called wisdom teeth

    b/c if theyre taken out they really smart (hurt a lot)

    in reply to: wisdom teeth HELP! #811706
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    Refuah Sheleimah

    in reply to: maaser money #809726
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    ME!

    in reply to: Where is Charlie Hall? #809719
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    lol tro11,

    ur not the first to ask (however I wish it was true……AHEM)

    no but one of my posts wasn’t put up and I looked at the rules and saw why

    in reply to: Yes, we live in America but…… #810259
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    yeah lolface,

    its not funny at all (sad in fact)

    in reply to: Where is Charlie Hall? #809716
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    Betzalel,

    did you read the rules of the CR?

    in reply to: OOT vs. NY #810647
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    I see you haven’t been to miami beach (even when the snowbirds aren’t there people act like its their road)

    in reply to: MOFES #809450
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    and to add to GAW

    WIC is with a VAV (2 actually)

    in reply to: Where is Charlie Hall? #809703
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    maybe if I was drunk then it would be amusing (ahem subtitle)

    in reply to: Where is Charlie Hall? #809696
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    I started a thread on this a while back

    he’s busy

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/charliehall

    in reply to: Judgment day #809330
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    old question,

    my RY’s answer (and probably many others),

    it’s talking about a right to live (did you live up to what ur supposed to if not then it’s a gift (matnas chinam) and basically you probably would’ve been better off not alive b/c the whole point of life is to earn Olam Habah

    in reply to: I Voted For Bob #809329
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    for those that stay only on YWN and don’t go to goyishe websites

    here are excerpts from CNN and Fox News

    I’ll start with CNN

    “We’ve asked the people of this district to send a message to Washington, and I hope they hear it loud and clear,” Turner said at his election party in Queens with a packed room, many of them Orthodox Jews.

    “Mr. President, you are on the wrong track.”

    Fittingly, in a race largely centered on U.S. policies toward Israel, Turner stood on a stage with Israeli and American flags behind him.

    Koch, a Democratic Jew, hoped his support would send a message to the White House that Jewish Americans were dissatisfied with Obama’s policies on Israel — namely the president’s position that a future Mideast peace solution requires Israel to return to its pre-1967 borders, with land swaps.

    “I like President Obama … I helped get him elected,” Koch said at Turner’s election night party. “But he threw Israel under the bus.”

    minutes after the election, the Republican Jewish Coalition released a statement in support of Turner.

    “Jewish voters are coming to see that Republicans offer real solutions to our economic crisis, are resolute friends of Israel, and represent a way forward to a better future,” said executive director Matt Brooks.

    He added that the election has “huge implications for 2012 races in states with large Jewish communities, such as Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania.”

    now for FOX

    Weprin, a 56-year-old Orthodox Jew and member of a prominent Queens political family, seemed a good fit for the largely white, working-class district, which is nearly 40 percent Jewish.

    Weprin became embroiled in New York-centric disputes over Israel and gay marriage, which cost him some support among Jewish voters.

    Orthodox Jews, who tend to be conservative on social issues, expressed anger over Weprin’s vote in the Assembly to legalize gay marriage. In July, New York became one of six states to recognize same-sex nuptials.

    Former Mayor Ed Koch, a Democrat, endorsed Turner in July as a way to “send a message” to Obama on his policies toward Israel. And Weprin was challenged on his support of a proposed Islamic center and mosque near the World Trade Center site, in lower Manhattan.

    in reply to: OOT vs. NY #810632
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    Collegegrad,

    Don’t generalize the whole east coast from ny

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