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I have a feeling he was teasing you, Malbim.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut I don’t want to. And you can’t make me.
Also, you don’t like me, so if you do live there, aren’t you glad I don’t?
August 17, 2014 4:33 am at 4:33 am in reply to: If You Had Access to the CR Administration… #1029089👑RebYidd23ParticipantOomis, there are other types of inappropriate comments.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantMalbim, are you left-handed? Things designed for left-handed people are important. Except for left-handed corkscrews, because standard corkscrews are not harder for left-handed people to use.
Acceptance of right-handed objects is ridiculous for a left-handed person unless the left-handed version is significantly more expensive or somehow inferior.
August 17, 2014 4:23 am at 4:23 am in reply to: What is your favorite out of town community #1028870👑RebYidd23Participant“Out of town” is like “across the pond”.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut I’m not a rabbi! And this is not a blog!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSometimes I use words I don’t actually understand in effort to make myself appear more photosynthesis.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWikipedia is always right, except when I state otherwise.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantMalbim, why do you think the point of the CR is to promote Austin? And why is paying a rabbi a lot a good thing for non-rabbis like me?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHe was rejected for not knowing other stuff.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAcceptance is overrated.
August 15, 2014 2:57 am at 2:57 am in reply to: What is your favorite out of town community #1028857👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf it’s a community, it’s not out-of-town! Out-of-town is maybe in the desert. (A desert is no longer desert when it is inhabited.)
👑RebYidd23ParticipantOTD still has some ties.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo ocean, so there’s no point in living there.
August 15, 2014 2:53 am at 2:53 am in reply to: Forgetting to close the fridge light before Shabbos #1039235👑RebYidd23ParticipantRefrigerator lights are a recent invention.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAll places are remote.
August 15, 2014 12:38 am at 12:38 am in reply to: Intersting questions i have been pondering in my spare time (when i have any) #1028848👑RebYidd23ParticipantDoes intersting mean like international except with stings?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantLaser guided scissors were considered to be brilliant until someone noticed the problem.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf you prefer loxless, you are an apikores.
👑RebYidd23Participant45. Then you enjoy the heat.
August 14, 2014 9:45 pm at 9:45 pm in reply to: If You Had Access to the CR Administration… #1029078👑RebYidd23ParticipantGamanit, it might be one poster arguing with himself.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantTee fifth wheel is the steering wheel.
August 14, 2014 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm in reply to: Forgetting to close the fridge light before Shabbos #1039231👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf you don’t want a light in your fridge, don’t buy a fridge with a light.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThat you are.
August 14, 2014 2:40 am at 2:40 am in reply to: If You Had Access to the CR Administration… #1029073👑RebYidd23ParticipantYour screen name would mysteriously change occasionally.
👑RebYidd23Participant!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy should someone be a Republican or Democrat? They’re just two different kinds of stupid.
August 14, 2014 2:13 am at 2:13 am in reply to: If You Had Access to the CR Administration… #1029071👑RebYidd23ParticipantI would play a whole lot of pranks.
August 13, 2014 11:00 pm at 11:00 pm in reply to: Intersting questions i have been pondering in my spare time (when i have any) #1028845👑RebYidd23ParticipantFriendInFlatbush, comparing apples and oranges is okay. It’s equating apples and oranges that’s a problem.
August 13, 2014 12:20 am at 12:20 am in reply to: Intersting questions i have been pondering in my spare time (when i have any) #1028839👑RebYidd23ParticipantThere is one major fault there.
The more you study, the more you know.
Nuh uh!
August 13, 2014 12:19 am at 12:19 am in reply to: how you know you are drinking too much coffee! #1113531👑RebYidd23ParticipantI drink iced vanilla coffee.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantMy way:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy two goats. You have a cow and a large herd of goats, and you manage to pay your taxes even though you don’t have an income in actual money.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s kind of like cannibalism for a sheep to eat a kid.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYentachaya, the teacher’s never find out about the bullying if the bully is successful.
August 12, 2014 9:36 pm at 9:36 pm in reply to: Small Things that Remind you to Appreciate Hashem #1027591👑RebYidd23ParticipantCavalier King Charles spaniels.
August 12, 2014 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm in reply to: how you know you are drinking too much coffee! #1113527👑RebYidd23Participant👑RebYidd23ParticipantThis is a mysterious post. If you can guess my meaning, shout “Color War!” at the top of your lungs and maybe I’ll hear you.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNot true. Acceleration in a bus counters all other factors, causing you to be severely injured and lose all memory of what happened.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt is very offensive but not racist.
August 12, 2014 12:26 am at 12:26 am in reply to: Girl I want to get engaged to wants me to change my Rabbi #1047138👑RebYidd23ParticipantLet him be your Rabbi and not hers.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThere’s a difference between multiple names and composite names.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantOops, double post.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBullies are usually also the teachers’ favorite students.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantShe doesn’t want romance. She wants respect.
August 11, 2014 9:05 pm at 9:05 pm in reply to: Anyone know where to get cheap six flags Safari ticketsin Lakewood NJ #1027081👑RebYidd23ParticipantIs there even such a thing as a safari ticket?
👑RebYidd23Participant“a dog a pagoda” does not make sense.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNot changing the clothing to match the general public is the opposite of conformity.
August 11, 2014 8:46 pm at 8:46 pm in reply to: Changing a rabbi through a text on the third date #1026912👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy were you dating a rabbi?
August 11, 2014 2:26 am at 2:26 am in reply to: Girl I want to get engaged to wants me to change my Rabbi #1047125👑RebYidd23ParticipantFeminists are people too!
August 11, 2014 2:22 am at 2:22 am in reply to: New Harry Potter material (2014 )by JK Rowling #1026881👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s not imaginary.
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