screwdriverdelight

The dangers of a Chevron massacre could be avoided with a simple police department. This against foreign countries, with weapons and propaganda and terrible things.

If they have flat feet, they might be exempt.

Forsure, and be mekayaim the halacha, at that.

The story w/o the citations would not have been as funny, so both.

Everyone is standing outside the UN when a reporter walks up and says, “What’s the oilam’s opinion on the current meat shortage in America?”

One clique, led by Yekke 2, is like “What’s our opinion? Huh???”

Pixelate says it indicates Moshiach’s imminent arrival, and PAA hands the reporter huge piles of sources, with all the merits and arguments of Pixelate’s theory.

I try flashing my PhD badge to the reporter, but I’m drowned out by Lord Voldemort (Duke V)’s loud proclomations that the shortage actually started in England, and the shortage in America is nothing compared to what it is in England.

Sidi says this is a dumb question. And tons of people point out that it’s not even current, and the reporter just decided to bump an old issue. So I take out the dictionary and check up, “current”

Health says it’s better this way, because…need I finish the sentence? Oh, and it will keep mad cows out of the USA.

PBA and CharlieHall debate if it’s really a shortage and what the statistics suggest.

Randomex has been making several attempts to voice his opinion, in as many fonts possible in the verbal language, but mods have their hands over his mouth. Finally he breaks free and says something, I don’t know what, and I don’t think CIJ knows what either, but she LOLs anyway. (Okay, I’ll admit, it did sound funny.)

Eftach just stands there, smiling. It’s all too predictable.

Suddenly, over the din, the reporter shuffles his papers and says, “wait a second I forgot…this connects to this week’s parsha, because that’s when animal consumption became permitted for mankind.” And, just like that, the question takes on a whole new meaning.

Every character attribute is meant to bring out the best in him/her. So, even if I’m wrong, there’s no need ti get insulted. (BTW, I may have not analyzed PAA correctly)

So I’m walking down the road and bump into Randomex, or more accurately, he bumped into me because he was dancing and I don’t know what. Or, if he’s a girl, she was just waving her emerald sword, and I said “Hi” and s/he said something pretty undecipherable, with a song to go along as well,

and as we’re shmoozing along comes the lamedvuvnik and CIJ. The latter says how nice it is we’re all here together and lamedvuvnik is in his own world, just garbling about whatever seems to enter his mind, indifferent to what every else is thinking.

And Little Froggie bounces in, livens things up a bit. And then we see PAA (who quickly stuffs a CD in his pocket, but too late. I already see it says oitzar hachochma.) and demands why everyone is standing around if we could sit down. And then things get heated very quickly, everyone weighing the cons and pros of standing. And as more guys come, the argument gets more and more heated and less and less followable and I’m ambivalent about joining the fascinating complexities in pointless arguments, versus the simple tranquility of the side conversations, so I do a little of both, or maybe a little of neither. And then suddenly, a voice makes us jump. We hadn’t noticed the figure behind the tree, but there he is, saying, “Hi. I’m alive.” and we all turn and see that it’s the mod. So we all wave back and say, “we’re alive, too,” and resume the conversations. Except for some people who continue talking with the mod, I have no idea what about (I mean, he is alive, no?)

and then………..<i>to be continued………………………………..by someone else…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

None of your 35 colleagues want to?

Someone’s got to start a thread getting everyone’s gender right. (If that’s not considered extracting personal info from posters.) For the record, I’m absolutely male.

Because there they all try getting married at like 20 yrs old, but boys aren’t really mature enough until 22/23

moshe v’ahron…ushmuel b’korei sh’moi

sleep is the best substitute for caffeine. (Great quote, no?)

Wrong, because, failing to find a suitable vort on that week’s parsha, speakers will resort to previous weeks or future weeks. Would people space in this week to parshas lech l’cha more than parshas tazria?

The carrot and stick method. Works with my kids every time.

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/help-im-bored

and what happened to

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/football

?

I look up to all football players, no matter what, and I don’t think we should pick favorites.

LOLly pop Very good!

“Actually, online, someone can choose to project a certain identity if they want to, just for fun, in a way which might not be quite as feasible in real life. Just saying. :)”

I don’t want to cause machlokes, but it seems to me that the ribono shel olam bentched everyone with their own personality and their own ma’alos–and everyone, I mean everyone, is special the way they are–and it doesn’t seem like anyone would change that, even “for fun”.

And sometimes people feel if only they would have been created differently, if only they would be smarter, or funnier, or anything, then it would be much bettter. But the truth is that hashem knows what’s best for us, and he’s there looking out for us, always.