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Shopping613 ?Participant
Well if someone in the community finds out he/she will be considered by his/her clmmmunity not chareidi
and maybe you should visit MY community sometime
Shopping613 ?ParticipantGuess the mod didn’t catch that…..
wrong thread, The Goq
Shopping613 ?ParticipantYou make a random Jew on the street confess that actually you are NOT PBA but the random man on street whom confessed to them really IS PBA and he/she really does have a dumb friend in the same prediciment….
Shopping613 ?ParticipantI also did, I thought it would be a he…..by the way your clothes are very cute.. they look familiar, where did you get them?
Shopping613 ?ParticipantChareidim are people who dress the most modestly in eretz yisroel. Example if you see a girl wearing a tzinus plain white shirt and blue Jean skirt that barely covers her knees on shabbos she is not chareidi, proboblg modern.
Also chareidim do not believe in Internet, if chas vashalom you have Internet you are kicked out of the chareidi world.
same with Tv,smart phones, and non- kosher anything and eating rabbinut
Shopping613 ?ParticipantSam2 the smasher does not owe anything neither does the Rabbi. That is according to this Rabbi, the rumor is its so bad you can do it on shabbos!
Shopping613 ?ParticipantEver heard about the punishment where they take a kid into some closet that hasn’t been used in like years that has so much dust you could swim in it, and tell the kid to lick the floor…..if he can find it….
Shopping613 ?ParticipantNow I’m bored….
Tell me a joke
Shopping613 ?ParticipantYes I know, the device I was using that had automatic spell check didnt
Shopping613 ?ParticipantSo in that case…they are probobly too dumb to even realize that anyway…..wish them Mazel tov from me if they get engaged!
Shopping613 ?ParticipantSorry it was six and the answer was dozens
I can only try: very good! Even though it wasn’t the riddle I meant it to be…..and very funny!
Sorry I don’t know how to do italics or bold or the other thingy you can do
But if you use your imagination the words belows actually are in italics!
You are trapped in a room with only a mirror and a table. There are no doors and windows. How do you escape?
Still no one?
Hint : its a play on words
Shopping613 ?ParticipantRule 1# never take PBA seriously ….
Shopping613 ?ParticipantI heard some famous Rabbi said if you see someone holding a smartphone smash it! May not be true….its only a rumor
Shopping613 ?ParticipantHappy birthday!
Shopping613 ?ParticipantIts where you open your mouth but are so shocked nothing comes out…and by the way the roach had FOUR attenas each as long as my index finger……really creepy…
Shopping613 ?ParticipantLol, BS but that did make me feel a little better well except that I’m too afraid to kill the dumb bug…..
Shopping613 ?ParticipantKnow that one!…curiosity that it correct! And the second riddle…well I screamed silently and decided whatever I needed in there was not important now…..
7 letters are in my name
If you subtract one 12 remains
What am I?
You are trapped in a room with only a mirror and table. There are no doors and windows, how do you escape?
Shopping613 ?ParticipantA friend of mine got a new work phone number that was 1 number off from piazza hut (in case you don’t know a non-Jewish piazza line) anyway at least every day, befilore he changed his number a guy would call and say “I need 3 large piazza with mushrooms and olives delivered to my house at xyz place in a half an hour” then he would just hang up leaving my friend speechless…..poor guy never got his piazza……
For a joke last purim a different friend drove up to a mcdonalds and said “exuse me madam do you have any hamantashin?” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “Hamantashin you know….right?” “Can you repeat the question?” “Do you have any hamantashin? Irs like a cake filled with jelly in the shape of a triangle…..” “Nope none of those here, but we might think to put them on our menu one day…”
Shopping613 ?ParticipantLarge cocaroach seen and I couldn’t sleep
Shopping613 ?ParticipantShow him shes dumb somehow…..
Shopping613 ?ParticipantYes…..I didn’t have a cup and it was on the sink and I didn’t have any spray….its the third time ive seen that cocaroach at night…..
Shopping613 ?ParticipantOk you have a chicken,fox, and chicken feed on one side of the river you want to get them all to the other side eagerly but you can only take one item with you each time. If you leave the chicken with the chicken feed it will eat it, if you leave the fox with the chicken, you will come back to find a fox twice as big and no chicken….how do you do it?
Next, its 1 am and you go to your bathroom to get something, you find a cocariach as big as your hand, what do you do?
Shopping613 ?ParticipantNo I don’t find them annoying…but then again they say I’m still new….
Shopping613 ?ParticipantWasn’t this a riddle thread…not a math thread?
Shopping613 ?ParticipantThere are some rules on one of the first posts in this thread…but then again its like a year old….I guess you just discover and learn!
Shopping613 ?ParticipantAt first I thought it said sesame street…..
Shopping613 ?ParticipantIf you look online if says it works with all other mats. The website used to have a section where you could ask questions, if you aren’t sure just give them a call…..but it sure is lots of fun!
Happy dancing!
(Where can you find cheap ones? One of my SIU (Step It Up) mats just broke….
Shopping613 ?ParticipantMaybe….nah…none of the threads these days are worth posting on, most of the time I just read them
Shopping613 ?ParticipantI can’t and wouldnt say my most embarresing story…..
Shopping613 ?ParticipantI do think some things in Tzinyus, esspecially in Eretz Yisroel go overboard..such as:
-No words on clothes, what if its a brand name such as: areopostale, juicy AE, abercrombie
-Hair in pony at all times? Cant even do a half-pony
– No hoodies…..
– No earings lower than like 1 millimeter…..
Thats a little overboard in my opinion
Shopping613 ?Participanthappened in my school, the parent refused to come in to get a shoe, she found it riduculous, the girl got new shoes and the principal still has her shoe locked up after like 5 months
Shopping613 ?ParticipantYup ur right, SIDI I’ll take that (graps the e-certificate out of SIDI’s hand) Thank you, and no, im am the not the Awarder of HC (Honesty Certificates)
Shopping613
The Awarder of SUC
Shopping613 ?Participant<3 2 shop and 613 mitzvos!
….NOW
How did you get your screen subtitle?
Shopping613 ?Participantlol i dare you to go to google, type in: google gravity and click: im feeling lucky!
July 22, 2012 6:22 am at 6:22 am in reply to: Is it bad to say 'guys' when referring to girls? #886801Shopping613 ?ParticipantAs being a girl, I DO ussually refer to my friends as guyz, guyz meaning a group of people together…though if you are amle its a little interesting to refer to a group of girls as “guyz” and why would you need to refer to a group of girls anyway if your not with them? the only place i use guyz is when i say something like “guyz , im bored” or “guyz , lets go on a walk”
Shopping613 ?Participanti dare you to go to google, type in: find chuck norris and click: im feeling lucky!
July 18, 2012 2:41 pm at 2:41 pm in reply to: Some pple are good at giving themselves away.. #885960Shopping613 ?ParticipantPersonally I do not know any1 in real life that posts here…and I’m pretty sure no one knows who I am….
Shopping613 ?ParticipantCan you drink a whole bottle of gefen? For sure! That don’t have that where I live!
A whole box of cinnamon rolles right out of the oven!
July 18, 2012 9:37 am at 9:37 am in reply to: It's too hot… how are you keeping cool? I'm……. #886243Shopping613 ?ParticipantLol..i think it did 😉
Shopping613 ?ParticipantThe title of this thread is VERY offensive..it should be changed…to maybe…:
Why we know women are more intelligent than men
that makes ALOT more sense
Shopping613 ?Participantmini bites….YUM!
and donuts…
and cheez its…
and ice cream….
and….you get the point
Shopping613 ?ParticipantHey, I also consider everyone a she…that is until they post “my wife screamed and jumped on a chair when she saw a spider in my kitchen yesterday”
Shopping613 ?ParticipantNorth, it has a beatiful veiw and its much cheaper and cleaner than yerushalayim and ramat beit shemesh
Shopping613 ?Participanti think _murray_bar_poppa is a lurker…his name is very similar to another popa in the CR
Shopping613 ?Participantwait he puts threads in his magazine? what if i dont want to be famous? jk jk
Shopping613 ?ParticipantDear Popa bar Abby,
Why is that EVERYONE in the world has a gmail account EXCEPT google?
Sincerely,
How to contact google?
Shopping613 ?Participantexactly how do you define:
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Shopping613 ?ParticipantShh……I’m supposed to be cleaning now…
Shopping613 ?ParticipantDo I really post THAT often?
Shopping613 ?ParticipantI’m shopping
I like 2 shop
I don’t like coffee
I live sumwhere in the world…..
Specific enough?
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