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Q. Why was the cookie sad?
A. Because his Mother was crumby and his Father was a “wafer” so long.
staples $10 banner printing sale ends tomorrow
Anyone wants to come babysit for me? My kids will be sleeping (but I will warn them that your coming.). you can raid the cabinet and I won’t even notice what you take. I have a box of old Mishpacha and Binah magzines, you can also look through my bookshelf. You can use my computer, I’ll leave you my cell phone (I don’t have a land-line.) I pay $0 per hour. If you have any more questions just let me know. (The only babysitters I usually get with these criteria are my sisters the problem starts when their not available.)
Wolfish, I don’t know why someone should take you to task for using that website you really should be taken to task for making supper!!!! You said your wife enjoyed it what in the world are you doing making supper? As the man of the house you should not even chas vsholom know your way around the kitchen.
I’ll be the business manager all money collected could be forwarded to my account.
ctrl+alt+down key is a great shortcut ;0
Why do people answer you seriously here when your obviously posting it as a joke?
The guy should open the door on the first date and then on the second date as their walking towards the car the girl should tell the guy he doesn’t have to anymore. Then you know he has good manners and nobody feels like the fool.
Exercise definitely usser. listening to music ask your lor.
the best jewish novel is definitely “Sun Inside Rain” by M. Bassara
I always thought brainwashing was a good thing because a dirty brain could use a brainwashing, that’s why I teach
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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U ‘neak up on it.
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?
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tame way, you ‘neak up on it.
Actually a guy I worked for told me that if you play cards, EVEN ON THE COMPUTER you are pusel l’aydis in Beis Din. Since I am anyway pusel l’aydis count me in to your game. Seriously I forgot why, he did show it to me I’ll have to ask my husband.
someone who drinks too much water
Interesting to hear it closed but just for fun wanted to let u know that I’ve heard from ppl who work in kashrus that it was not reliable (except for their ice cream!!!)
My husband has a lot of reform/conservative relatives most of them (not all) did do a bris but some of them had a doctor do it.
The Wolf should definitely be the Head OD!
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My sibs and I all work but my mother was always and still is a SAHM
I agree with cshapiro, Rivky Fischer on Francis is a great Shaitel Macher with great prices!!
I agree with sushe you need a lot of zchusem to give birth at home – only a really holy person is allowed to rely on miracles!!
I know of ppl who gave birth at home the babies lacked oxygen at birth and are NOT healthy today.
Also, just as Hashem created women to give birth “naturally” Hashem gave doctors the knowledge to heal. It is our Hishtadlus to go to doctors and hospitals. Yes the mortality rate was a lot lot higher in the Alta heim!!
If your husband is having a heart attack, you wouldn’t call an ambulance? Because in the Alta Heim they didn’t call an ambulance!!
I personally had an experience with one of my children where with no prior warnings he was not breathing at birth. The baby was not in stress till I gave birth because it only happened right before I gave birth. Baruch Hashem I was in a hospital they got the baby breathing in seconds he spend a week in the nicu and is Baruch Hashem a healthy child.