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I think you miss Grandmaster because e/o called him Grandma-it was so cozy:)
BTW, Can Clairvoyant tell the future? I’m looking for a good stock.
How about me? Anything beats member.
A Jew is sitting on the train minding his own business, when Osama approaches him and tells him rudely to take his bags off the seat. The Jew ignores him and hums a merry tune. “yuddi duddi dei dei…” Osama gets mad and tells him that if he doesn’t remove the bags instantly, he will throw it off the train.
“yuddi duddi dei dei…”
In a rage, Osama takes the bags one by one and chucks it out the window. All the while the Jew is smiling and singing “yuddi duddi dei dei…”. Osama can’t believe it. He turns to the Jew and says “Jew why are you smiling?” “Because,” says the Jew,” those were not my bags.”
ursula “trying to be a real mama bear” which part of your name spells bear? Please enlighten us on these special women who are your namesake.
dea voo neh All right,all right, I give up!May 2, 2011 3:58 pm at 3:58 pm in reply to: Doing Something L'Ilyui Nishmas A [Purposeful] Suicide #764760
I know we cannot question H-shem’s ways, but perhaps someone out there can explain the no chelek leolam habah aspect. Suppose the person excelled in bain adam lamakom and bain adam lachavero and in a moment of weakness after suffering overwhelming hardships he does the unthinkable. Are all his good deeds null and void? Is he treated the same as s/o who was a bad person and then took his own life?What’s if his hardships stemmed from lending people money and then going bankrupt because the borrowers were unable to repay?
A cop pulls s/o over for speeding.
Cop:Son, I was waiting for you all day
Speeder:Officer, I got here as quick as I can!
Maybe you can be mikarev the cat?
Definitely offer help(especially since your trying to shteig) But it’s all in how you do it. If you approach all sympathetic you make her feel like a nebach, and subconsciously that is what makes you uncomfortable offering to help. But if you approach cheerfully, with a big smile and an upbeat “hello can I give you a hand”,I’m sure she’d gratefully accept and you’ll feel good for having offered. But at least your thinking and noticing-that will inevitably lead to doing.
Many ppl do. Some shape the dough like a key, most put keys (wrapped in foil) into the dough, some the front door key and fanatics put in the whole door:)
Getzel-that was great!!! Smart cookie-great marriage jokes, good thing my wife doesn’t waste her time on the cr or she might use it on me.
This Israeli is famished and enters the nearest eatery, which happens to be an upscale French restaurant. He is escorted to a table and presented with a menu by a white gloved waiter. He peruses the menu and soon realizes that he can’t read a word on the menu, let alone pronounce it. Turning to the waiter in exasperation he asks “Sir, do you have frog legs?” “Why cerrtainly” replies the waiter in his fine French accent. “Great” says the Israeli, “then please hop over to the kitchen and get me some chumus”
This Jewish guy walks into a restaurant, notices a Chinese guy at one of the tables, and out of the blue, walks up to him and kicks him so hard he goes flying off his chair. The bewildered China-man looks up incredulously at his assailant and asks”excuse my ignorance but do I know you from somewhere” “That’s for Pearl Harbor” replies the Jew indignantly. “Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese not the Chinese” “Japanese, Chinese” replies the Jew, “it’s all the same to me” and calmly proceeds to sit himself down at another table. He was just sinking his teeth into some good matzoh ball soup when he gets a powerful blow to his face. He is still reeling when he looks up and sees none other than the China-man. “What in heaven’s name was that for?” asks the Jew. “That’s for the Titanic!”replies the China-man with smug satisfaction “The Titanic?”cries the Jew “The Titanic hit an iceberg?”
Says the China-man:
“Iceberg, Goldberg, it’s all the same to me.”
tbt-good point about the Rambam-it was completely misrepresented.
As far as halachik sources there cannot possibly be a blanket rule on such a grey area-what if the man is simply nasty , does the wife then have to acquiesce to his whim?it is degrading to even suggest so. But you are right, this is not really a coffee room topic.
9=# of lbs. gained over yuntifApril 29, 2011 12:49 am at 12:49 am in reply to: #1098143
Obama with Trump as vice president-the dream team.April 29, 2011 12:42 am at 12:42 am in reply to: #762429
Knish- I love your topic. and don’t pay attention to chayav inish livisumay he is One Tipsy Poster. I bet you’ll get many many posts and even from chayav inish-once he sobers up a bit.
I like knish’s topic and I like the name even better(I happen to like knishes). I think I will go right over to his/her thread and leave a post .
TBT-“1. You want to bash the mods”
Absolutely- they deserve no protektsia- let them get the same 3rd degree like the rest of us get.
“2. You want to silence certain posters”
Not unless they’re wayyyy out of line.I wouldn’t even silence you.(maybe)
“3. You would like to be a mod in order to post your shtick, unmoderated. That way, the TRUTH will come out”
My shtick, your shtick, let everyone’s voice be heard. Equal opportunity without censorship. I’m for the people! Also people should be able to choose their own subtitles. Not everyone gets such good ones like gumball. Yours is pretty dull if you don’t mind my saying!
I think this affects mostly women as you can see from the posters.
Leon- Don’t be desperate. Keep looking, speak with confidence, believe in yourself, be persistent, follow up,(ask potential employers when you can do a follow up call then set an e-alert to remind you-people respect persistence and punctuality) but whatever you do do not allow yourself to feel desperate, because that is how people make mistakes. You are just starting out. Start out on a good foot. have a little chutzpah. Interview your interviewer. You know you will be an asset to the company because you are honest, persistent, capable, energetic, etc. but will the company be good for you? Is it a pleasant work environment, fair boss or whatever else is important to you. And most of all you need tehillim uhn trerin. Hatzlachah. We are all routing for you. Let us know when there’s good news.
I have OCD and I have other issues and I also have ocd, and did I mention that I have ocd? I have OCD.
“ever heard of OCD or anorexia? are u nervous that thats happening to someone? I wish it would happen to me”
Which one ocd or anorexia?
A free flight does not help if you don’t have where to stay, eat, a car etc. Let them use free ticket for a non stop flight to anywhere and take the next flight back so they get their thrill and then find something fun to do close to home.
Speaking of tread, where do I get a good deal on treadmills?:)
Obama is a sly one. If only underhandedness somehow was beneficial to this country he would be a great president. Unfortunately we won’t feel the full brunt of the carnage he causes until he is well out of office since he is a cover up artist and name the blame specialist. He has not one concrete accomplishment since he came into office ( or beforehand as senator) and has made many a blunder including burying us in debt. His biggest strength is the all powerful biased media. Heaven help us.
Why do you need to fly to have fun? What ever happened to staycations? Prentend you are flying in to your area from out of town and check all the tourist attractions in your area. Most New Yorkers have not visited the Statue of Liberty. But ppl from every other State have. The grass is not always greener on the other side. There’s tons of fun to be had right in your own backyard.
Good Luck, and have fun!
Can you try going back to bais din and arguing mekach ta’us? Maybe if you can rescind the get you can use that as a bargaining tool?
And then what happened?
Plumbberr, vehn ahrr you putting me in the tub?
“…baby powder kosher l’pesach??”
Try potato starch:))
deiyezooger- what should i do if mommy doesn’t soak the beans?
Thanks- and keep your distance.
Here’s a thought that helps me:
On r”h there seems to be no trouble having kavanah, because a person recognizes that his entire year is hanging in the balance. Well, every morning when a person davens he/she can have in mind that the entire day is hanging in the balance-we’ve all had our better days and our worse days. Will today be a day of frustration, humiliation, disappointment etc. or will it be a successfull day, the type of day where everything just seems to fall into place. A little investment in teffilah can make all the difference.
Also, tefillah is not just asking H-shem to give and give, but rather it is designed to forge a bond with H-shem. The emaos were akoros, because hkb”h wanted their teffilos. Davening to H-shem with betochon that the tefillos are heard and with the understanding and appreciation that everything comes from above brings tremendous closeness between us and our Creator.
They say you are what you eat.
Cherrybomb- What do you mean?
Thanks-just stay clear of me on motzei Shabbos
How do you say flat tire in Ivrit?
This lady wears the same sweater all year long. Comes Pesach and she wears a different one. Asks her children on Pesach night “Why is this Knit different…” (groan)
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?
They say every chulent bean is a malach.
On Motzei shabbos all the malachim come together and sing shirah.
So, to answer the question-how often i eat to depends on how often I’m expecting company.
I am a very responsible person. Whenever something goes wrong everyone says I’m responsible.
Aruba- just lay on a hammock and drink tequila.Ahhhh
Not bad Mod -u a righty or a lefty?
Observ-That makes sense- 2 points for righties 0 for lefties.
How about this one:
Seven Eleven is open 24/7/365. Why bother installing locks and light switches?
“I was babysitting a kid” A kid is a baby goat-try cub!
Refuah shelaimah to both of you!
“Just tell the Senora – Barer y mopa todo y(Eee) limpiar los banyos!”
I tried telling her that and she got really mad and quit. What does it mean? Now my wife is putting me to work and I am zonked.
Ok- here goes:
why do people dance in a circle if they end up in the same place anyway?
Lefties try figuring that one out!
Who can understand Enohok righties or lefties. Let that be the litmus test. Let the 2 threads come together on this so we can determine once and for all who really rocks. Afterward we can do riddles, sodokus etc.
If some one is not able to repay the person he stole from for whatever reason, he should donate to the local tzedakah in the area from which he stole. Obviously, it’s far from lechatchilah but it has merit. Also, everyone is supposed to say tefilas zaka bofore yom kippur. Lakewood puts out signs on erev yom kippur saying that it is minhag hamakom for everyone to verbalize that they are moichel everyone. On a different note, some one once asked the Chofetz Chaim how he can do Teshuva for spreading damaging Loshon Harah. The Chofetz Chaim responded that he should take a pillow case stuffed with feathers up to the roof of the tallest building and empty the contents into the wind. Afterward, he should go around town and collect each and every feather. “But that’s impossible” the man cried. “Likewise with loshon harah” replied the Chofetz Chaim. “Once the words are out of your mouth, the damage is done and they can never be taken back”
Mama Rochel by schwekey That’s a real tear jerker.
bp-R U SURE IT WAS AN APPLE?