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  • in reply to: If One More Person Gives Me Unsolicited Advice…. #749365
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    What I really hate (unsolicited advice)

    when someone comments (or commented) about my baby being cold WHEN I LIVE IN MIAMI BEACH

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: car trunks. what do you keep in there? #749652
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    popa,

    okaaay

    guy,

    lolrotf

    in reply to: Looking for the Lost Hour #1108659
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    zeeskite,

    say amar Rav Binyamin….,

    it’s a known segula for finding lost hours

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867915
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    Macaroni sculpture? My morah never said we’re gonna do a macaroni sculpture.

    Is this the suprise she was talking about that were going to do next week?

    YAAAAAAAAAAAY

    in reply to: chocolate-nightmares?????!!!! #748581
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    Awwwww!

    I thought it was a nightmare about being attacked by a bar of chocolate and you needed an interpretation 🙁

    in reply to: Ashkenazim: Would U Date A Sefardic? #749597
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    Daas: If they did, that would cause a shortage of sefardi boys. Then since the boys from both groups are marrying ashkenazi girls, who would the sefardi girls marry?

    Hello! sfardim don’t hold of the cheirem! They can have more than one wife! (JK)

    in reply to: Baby formula #748671
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    Hey, my baby is fine no side effects (at least none that we know of) (he does have horrible coughing spells now, though)(He’s already been drinking milk for 4 months already)

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993333
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    May I remind you of my request to be The Human and remove Spellchecker?I really don’t proof anything I don’t get paid for!

    Hey Eclipse! Welcome Back (i thought you left for good, glad u didn’t though)

    in reply to: hcopahaniv uh (vinahapoch hu) #749036
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    retiaw,

    ti dluohs eb nehcileirf,

    in reply to: where do u live #749220
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    I figured it might be him i just know him as Rabbi S (his son btw, who i guess makes him your cousin was my shadchan)

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867903
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    hey, it has to be true it’s my subtitle (and even if it’s not you’re not supposed to say that to a little kid, you’re supposed to say “oh, how nice or something like that)

    in reply to: concerts #748784
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    Jam,

    being that the OP didn’t say assur, when he/she says ok it means not advisable

    in reply to: Why Do Threads ALWAYS Change Direction? #883596
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    ADDing is great!

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867900
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    ok, but only if I can say my story too (I once killed a MOUNTAIN LION WITH MY BARE HANDS!)

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867898
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    k mbachur you are forgiven here is your milk and graham crackers

    Yaay, can i get a gold star sticker too?

    in reply to: concerts #748780
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    maybe concerts should be separate except for families with young kids (like boys on one side, girls on the distant other side and families in between

    in reply to: where do u live #749218
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    I am here,

    I’m originally from Providence (still go back for the chagim b/c my family lives there)

    now I’m trying to figure out who Y.S. is

    in reply to: Baby formula #748665
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    Also, many of the soy based formulas still contain milk products (I believe Similac’s does. . .)

    good start doesn’t

    in reply to: Corny Jokes #1208917
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    why can two geese be together but not two ducks?

    b/c then it would be a paradox!

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867886
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    mbachur~ if it had been a sem, I would have called it a sem., but it was the Diaspora Yeshiva on Har Tzion.

    i’ll post a reply on the new thread

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867885
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    mbachur this is the praise thread not the peeve thread sorry mb u need a timeout

    Waaaa, i want my mommy, I wanna go to a different school fine I’ll start a different thread!

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867880
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    mytake,

    refuah shleimah!

    take a steam bath

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867879
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    I’d like to thank a friend of mine for giving me an evening of almost non-stop laughs… reminiscing about our days in yeshiva in Israel in 1976. she came in from the Midwest

    sorry for hijacking this thread but this is one of my pet peeve!

    why do girls call seminary yeshiva, boys go to yeshiva girls don’t!

    in reply to: Why? #755431
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    cooljude,

    are you new here (or maybe mod 80 in disguise ;))

    in reply to: Corny Jokes #1208901
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    that should put her out of her Missouri

    🙂

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Corny Jokes #1208900
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    one goal,

    i don’t know, Alaska

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867871
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    I would like to thank my wife for putting up with me (I can’t think of anyone else that would do it 24/7 without going insane)

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098918
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    smartcookie,

    I never thought you were a doe nut

    in reply to: where do u live #749202
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    and good luck with that!

    my sis and bro in law wanted to do that too, then they got married and realized it’s not shayich

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: paysach!!! #748107
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    good one Goq!

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Tzedakah/ chessed organization #747990
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    it’s called medicaid 🙂

    in reply to: Baby formula #748652
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    For those who consider CY a chumra, but do keep it, I think it’s a good question, whether one should use soy based formula instead of milk based formula, to avoid CS.

    what’s the question?

    in reply to: Baby formula #748650
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    If someone keeps CY as a chumra, I think it might still be consistent to not be makpid on formula if there was difficulty involved. But if CY formula is available at a cost differential similar to that of other dairy products, it would seem to me that there would not be grounds to be meikil purely based on the fact that the child is below the age of chinuch.

    sorry, been really busy today.

    Idk abt NY but WIC out of state only provides for the goyishe brands

    (admittedly, when good start, soy formula was available we got it)

    in reply to: Baby formula #748629
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    no daas, i’m not saying that, i’m stating that if it’s fine for a kid to eat basar b’chalav i don’t think chalav stam will harm him

    (I think i’m slowly seeing where this is going, I take CY as a chumra (which i follow), I eat dairy equipment, anbd would give someone else something that has an OU-D on it)

    in reply to: Baby formula #748625
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    i don’t know if it works halachicly though,

    i just heaard this past week that a kid below chinuch technically can eat basar b’chalav just you can’t feed him it

    in reply to: Baby formula #748622
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    FYI,

    similac has a soy formula that’s pareve

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: where do u live #749180
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    Zeeskite,

    Until it’s a Flat bush (can even add “in Boro PARK”)

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098908
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    what happens when Pesach falls on Purim?

    You rush him to the hospital!

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098902
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    whenever im sick i say “I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired”

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Sefer Tehillim Worldwide Daily #1229451
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    AMEN!

    in reply to: Jokes #1201601
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    I heard the joke with cabbies

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098898
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    every time I’m tired i always say i’m a bicycle (two tired)

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: where in the world? #746128
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    next to Carmen Sandiago?

    in reply to: PURIM TORAH!!!! #1062384
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    ok,

    this is an old one of mine and has no shaychus to Purim, sorry (hey and maybe it’s true)

    there’s a Gemara that mentions what the Eitz HaDaas was, what it doesn’t mention is Onkelos’ pshat.

    If you look at when Chava took the fruit from the Eitz HaDaas (Bereishis 3:6) the Passuk says VaTikach MiPiryo (and she took from it’s fruit) Onkelos translates it as U’Nesivas MeiEBAY

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Small i #747178
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    laziness

    in reply to: PURIM TORAH!!!! #1062381
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    I’m sorry BallHaBooze for being serious, but Haman made a lot of lotteries (no pun intended but fine with it) he first did days then months (Listen to the Purim Story)

    :p> mbachur <d:

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    either b/c they don’t want to work to change who they married, or they truly don’t want to get married and are just making excuses

    that’s my take

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: 'Member' #745919
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    Kudos to the Goq

    it’s under my new subtitle

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: 'Member' #745918
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    wow thanks for the Honorable Mention!

    the moderators we’re giving them away like hotcakes 1-2 months ago, sorry you missed out

    maybe they’ll do it again

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098874
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    lol Gummy

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