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Pixelate than never.
I don’t get paid for sun-tanning on the beach.
Can you make Kiddush when you are on the levanah?
Being sad makes me happy.
The question rephrased is, ‘Is Hashem mevatel Hashem to Hashem?’. According to Rav Hutner He is.
@Sam2, ‘Not every chiyuv mitzvos stems from this’, the Shaarei Kedusha seems to think that mitvos bein odom le’makom form the tzelem and bein odom le’chaveiro are mashlim the tzelem.
I have a kasha on a maaseh about kasha.
There is nothing wrong with being a Martian.
Is it a good recipe for disaster?
The best way to prevent Internet access would be to prevent access to the host OS and lock down a sub-OS to not have networking capabilities.
That is a sad question in today’s ‘affluent’ society.
The opposite of a nochspiel.
Can I sell baby striped hyena parts to scared dentists?
Given that the boy has probably not spoken to a girl for more than 6 years you are ahead.
Im timtzei lomar it was a kangaroo, and it was gored by an antelope, and the joey was found dead, would we say hamotzi?
The dentist should have given the lion a filling instead.
Cutting down trees, walking backwards down the street, Drambui.
You could play a MUD or telnet into a bulletin board.
@Happy Go Lucky: Most Ethernet NIC chipsets use pre-8086 technology so lichorah that would not necessariy be an eitza. Possibly order a ENIAC on e-bay or a early Cray.
If the lion killed the dentist would people be worried?
Or the ability to walk on water.
Actually on Windows you can just uninstall TCP/IP (4 and 6) and restrict privileges required to reinstall. That will kill everything.
You can break the routing table on the tablet so it won’t know where to send packets to.
Had he gone back in time and killed Cecil before Cecil became famous he could have avoided the free stuffed toy barrage.
Find a phone-box.
I saw a cute video of a Komodo Dragon eating a cow.
For talmidei chachamim who would explain their meaning to their talmidim.
Blue-tongue
If you moved infinitely fast you could finish the checkout before the customer paid and split the proceeds.
Oat matzah tastes like porridge.
I have a thread hanging from my talis.
It ain’t over till the holographic projection of the female cannibal hot gefahrtig alle der cholent.
It ain’t over till der alter Zeida davent pessukei de’zimrah.
Learn mussar with them?
Vann der groysse macher zogt az der sach iz fahrtigt.
Family will often advise patients against continuing therapy if their improvement makes the family feel threatened.
People are scared of learning fast because their rosh yeshiva has impressed them with the fact that they don’t know what they’re taking about.
The avodah of Tisha be’Av is to aspire to be greater than the dor in which the beis ha’mikdosh was destroyed.
Trumpet
Debt resulting from a theft is not a debt, it’s repayment of the theft.
Maybe a Gateshead baal habos?
Learn hilchos berachos.
Marlboro, a hooka or mint?
Sometimes when kids get married their better half gets them to reconcile.
Why can’t you get a cool bochur who will learn for 2 years. Not all bochurim who want to learn for 2 years will run out of Steinhouse if they see you coming.
Apparently the source of the sayig, You may as well throw the baby out with the bathwater, is that the village would have a bath once a year and small kids were last. By the time it came to the baby’s turn you couldn’t see the baby in the bathwater.
After the Alter walked out, the bochur was shaking. The other bochurim walked up to him and said, we’re jealous of you. He said, why, he called me a rosho merusha? They said, he said ‘du’, not ‘ihr’ (i.e. he was being friendly).
Any news?
If you feed them paracetomol that will make their stomachs burst.
A new English bochur in Slabodka finished shacharis. The Alter walked up to him and said, ‘Du bist a rosho merusha.’ The bochur asked, why? He said, first you had your sleeve rolled up during davening, this is not a bathroom. Second you davened shemone esrei longer than anyone else so you obviously think you are a groysser tzadik.