popa_bar_abba

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    Belive it or not there are records from the Greek and Roman Empires and other empires Like the Byzantine which account for most year. They were not illeterate fools.

    Historians don’t just make things up guys. There is a written historical record that comes from secular sources, and there are times when there are multiple historical secular sources.

    Of course they don’t make things up. But they do build huge mountains of extrapolation on top of small “facts”, such that if the small fact is not true, the rest is not either. And those small facts are frequently pretty unclear and inconsistent.

    Hence why I called it hararim hatluyim b’saarah.

    Or to paraphrase Mark Twain, they get such wholesome returns of conjecture with such a small investment of fact. (See Life on the Mississippi where he proves that the just over a trillion years ago next Tuesday, the Mississippi river used to jut out over the Gulf of Mexico like a fishing rod.)

    in reply to: I dare you…… #1013997
    popa_bar_abba
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    lol yes pixelate.

    I did in fact miss the irony of the OP coming online to anonymously insult us.

    I am a kitten. My name is popa. I live in a big white house in the country. Every day when I wake up I say meow; it means hello.

    in reply to: Broken Guys #1013672
    popa_bar_abba
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    Socrates was executed by being given poison.

    that was copernicus.

    in reply to: My Sighting of Professor McGonagall #1014249
    popa_bar_abba
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    I once saw Harry at the zoo. That was how I got here.

    in reply to: My Sighting of Professor McGonagall #1014247
    popa_bar_abba
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    I did too say hi. Not my fault you didn’t understand cattongue.

    in reply to: What Happened to Aristotle? #1014582
    popa_bar_abba
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    I was. Socrates was not forced to drink poison. He was offered a chance to escape. he chose the poison.

    No, that was the sasquatch you saw. You’re confusing them.

    in reply to: Life before Israel #1013742
    popa_bar_abba
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    Mods: you asked me to keep things nice. We’ll, please keep HaKatan out of the threads I start about Israel. His hatred does more to prevent Mashiach from coming than everything I’ve ever done combined.

    Being nice includes playing nice with people who disagree with you.

    Hakatan didn’t attack you or anyone in any personal way. He simply disagreed with you. Deal with it.

    in reply to: What Happened to Aristotle? #1014580
    popa_bar_abba
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    It was Socrates who was forced to drink poison.

    How would you know? Were you there?

    in reply to: What Happened to Aristotle? #1014578
    popa_bar_abba
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    He was forced to drink poison.

    in reply to: Life before Israel #1013731
    popa_bar_abba
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    Fair points.

    (But to be obtuse anyway, I’ll wonder whether the unfairly high taxes were still lower than todays taxes in Israel.)

    popa_bar_abba
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    History is like a mountain balancing on a hair. The historians build mountains and mountains of dates and happenings by comparing one thing to the next, but it all depends on the first step–which is frequently as flimsy as a hair.

    I don’t believe the first beis hamikdosh was destroyed in 586 BC. I think it was in 421 BC. I saw it written on a very old website.

    in reply to: Why don't you move to…. #1073753
    popa_bar_abba
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    Why move to Detroit? It’s not mentioned anywhere in Tanach.

    Of course it is. The ???? ?????.

    And Pittsburgh is the ??? ?????.

    in reply to: I dare you…… #1013984
    popa_bar_abba
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    For someone who professes to be a therapist, you sure don’t seem to know much about people.

    in reply to: Why don't you move to…. #1073742
    popa_bar_abba
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    Yes, but no jobs.

    in reply to: Why don't you move to…. #1073739
    popa_bar_abba
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    No jobs.

    in reply to: sem?? #1066259
    popa_bar_abba
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    Come home and call in popa’s havtacha.

    in reply to: sem?? #1066257
    popa_bar_abba
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    Come home.

    in reply to: Yeshiva Derech Chaim #1013223
    popa_bar_abba
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    How many people can do this?

    in reply to: Why does everyone go to israel? #1013521
    popa_bar_abba
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    To be in the army I assume. It is only fair.

    in reply to: My Near Death Experience #1028669
    popa_bar_abba
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    Big deal. I do that while I’m awake.

    Especially after eating my wife’s “special” cookies.

    in reply to: milkshakes #1013164
    popa_bar_abba
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    Krispy Kreme.

    in reply to: Half-shabbos is spreading #1012746
    popa_bar_abba
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    Short of this, I cannot for my life figure out what 1/2 Shabbos implies?

    It refers to people who do zachor but not shamor, or the opposite. Like eating milchigs on shabbos.

    in reply to: Father-in-law at Aufruf #1150096
    popa_bar_abba
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    funny

    I cant find any reference to frum jews in belize

    great fishing & snorkeling (been there)

    no frum jews

    no sheliach

    bogus story

    Don’t be a tipish. The thread is 7 months old. The sheliach left, because he missed his son who moved to Alaska to live near us.

    in reply to: Half-shabbos is spreading #1012730
    popa_bar_abba
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    What yeshivaguy means, is that it is no longer called chodosh after the first days of pesach.

    Depends what you mean by “it”. If you mean the wheat from 10 years ago, then yes, obviously it is no longer chodosh. But if you mean the wheat that is now being harvested and is chodosh, I’m having a hard time following.

    in reply to: When is the Official Day.. #1014051
    popa_bar_abba
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    I think he’s talking about lag b’omer, and the yearly hock over whether you can listen to music already at night.

    Gets crazier every year. I think I’ll sit it out this time.

    in reply to: Half-shabbos is spreading #1012724
    popa_bar_abba
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    yeshivaguy:

    Thank you for taking the courtesy to explain.

    But explain this, if you CAN: Just where in the Torah does it say you can eat chodosh before sukkos?

    in reply to: Glasses #1012463
    popa_bar_abba
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    Mine does. Because I got it before obamacare. But it doesn’t cover childbirth–good thing I’m a man.

    in reply to: Soft matza this pesach #1012320
    popa_bar_abba
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    Our matza was not quite soft, but some of it was not quite brittle either…

    in reply to: Hashgacha Pratis!!! #1066983
    popa_bar_abba
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    How do you make your jalapeno dip?

    Take fresh challahpenyos.

    Chew them up.

    Add a spoon of mayonaise and a dash of garlic powder.

    Mush around with your tongue.

    Spit out.

    in reply to: What Is This Shut Up #1012367
    popa_bar_abba
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    And I didn’t mean the maharsha either. I meant the shut up.

    in reply to: basis for afikomen #1012491
    popa_bar_abba
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    afikomen is based on the korban pesach which was eaten at the end of the meal on a full stomach.

    in reply to: latkes or kneidlach #1012228
    popa_bar_abba
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    Fine, everything is either latkes, kneidlach, or staples.

    in reply to: What Is This Shut Up #1012361
    popa_bar_abba
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    Ayin Maharsha at the end of the Sugya that the point is not to escalate the argument.

    Ayin maharsha at the end of the sugya that the point is to shut up.

    (Popa likes to be like a tzurba mdrabanan. That’s why I didn’t add that there’s my gemara doesn’t have any such maharsha.)

    in reply to: Have Pesach and all major holidays become a competition of sorts? #1012255
    popa_bar_abba
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    Maybe for you. I haven’t seen that.

    in reply to: What time did you finish your seder? #1012250
    popa_bar_abba
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    I listened to chazal instead of mocking them, like Hashem intended.

    in reply to: Respecting each other #1012025
    popa_bar_abba
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    I frankly have no idea what any of you are talking about anymore, but the “I’m intolerant against intolerance” line boils down to “I’m intolerant, but I even go further and claim the moral high ground of calling my opponents intolerant.”

    in reply to: Respecting each other #1012009
    popa_bar_abba
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    Sam: I think I have clear disproofs. It should be just as taboo for him to be intolerant of me for disapproving, without clear disproofs of my position.

    in reply to: Yom Tov leining yellers #1012099
    popa_bar_abba
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    It’s brought down al pi sod that the entire shul exclaims aloud and is me’id “k’eileh!”, to be motzi from the tzedukim/YCT who don’t hold of korbanos.

    in reply to: Respecting each other #1012005
    popa_bar_abba
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    Sam: gufa al zeh anu danim.

    in reply to: What time did you finish your seder? #1012233
    popa_bar_abba
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    How many drank all 4 cups before chatzos like hashem says?

    in reply to: How many times did you say Sh’monah Esreh tonight? #1012089
    popa_bar_abba
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    Tagging Mod 42

    in reply to: What time did you finish your seder? #1012230
    popa_bar_abba
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    Left the first night at 1 and the second night at 1230.

    in reply to: Respecting each other #1011999
    popa_bar_abba
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    daasyochid- im not being intolerant of squeak. C”V. I’m intolerant of intolerance. that is not only referring to squeak. its referring to anyone who is intolerant.

    Of course. And that makes you also intolerant. You are intolerant of somethings, and we are intolerant of others.

    There is no real difference between us, except that we are intolerant of something that Hashem is intolerant of, while you are intolerant of something you decided to dislike on your own.

    in reply to: Soft matza this pesach #1012319
    popa_bar_abba
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    I read the article by ari & ari on soft matza.

    I won’t say you’re a goy of you eat them.

    in reply to: Didn't have time to ferment the dough #1011916
    popa_bar_abba
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    It is what it says. And I believe they didn’t have enough time.

    I’m just astounded that that is the main reason they didn’t bring along risen bread, as opposed to that they didn’t even think of it.

    What do you think?

    in reply to: But I got em back #1011788
    popa_bar_abba
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    I figuratively lol’ed at my story from last sukkos.

    in reply to: baseball games #1011729
    popa_bar_abba
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    Rabbi Slifkin gives Torah tours of zoos all over the world where he mocks the issues involved in identifying animals mentioned in the Torah, the issues in determining the kashrut of an animal or bird, and the homiletic and midrashic statements regarding different animals

    I fixed that for you.

    in reply to: I'M ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #1013189
    popa_bar_abba
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    Always greet him with a beer when he comes home from work.

    Always greet him with a beer when he comes home from shul.

    Always greet him with a beer when he comes home from the bar.

    in reply to: Soft matza this pesach #1012294
    popa_bar_abba
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    Don’t be ridiculous; how could you make matza balls without matza? Or without a ball?

    in reply to: Difference between Chareidi and Yesheivish #1011554
    popa_bar_abba
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    My theory is that you hate Hashem, and as a corollary to that also hate anyone who serves Him.

    “Chareidi” is a term made up by the sonei torah to make fun of us. Your question is as if you go tell african americans that they should proudly refer to themselves by the n word.

    In any event, your history is all wrong. Nobody used to call americans chareidim at all, until a few years ago when people realized there were jews in america they could hate right here*! I’ve been adopting it for myself since then.

    *like the crusaders

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