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  • in reply to: BTL #985371
    popa_bar_abba
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    Akuperma: what you are espusing is very difficult, maybe harder than getting biglaw. There are no jobs waiting there for the skads of students who want to practice law in brooklyn.

    in reply to: What time an 18-year-old bachur should be home motzei Shabbos? #985213
    popa_bar_abba
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    Depends what he’s doing. If he was out watching the game, it should be done by midnight. But if he’s out at a bar, it could be later.

    in reply to: Help! I let my wife into the kitchen! #984876
    popa_bar_abba
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    What is a persimmon?

    in reply to: BTL #985369
    popa_bar_abba
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    Well done golfer

    in reply to: At what age should girls start dating? #986078
    popa_bar_abba
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    As young as possible. As we are reminded by NASI, people used to get married much younger and it was good for them

    in reply to: Help! I let my wife into the kitchen! #984869
    popa_bar_abba
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    You’ll never believe it. Now she made pancakes.

    in reply to: Black hats�nafka minahs? #1024270
    popa_bar_abba
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    No, my wife is (popas bas ima)

    in reply to: Black hats�nafka minahs? #1024267
    popa_bar_abba
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    I ware a blak het becawse mi wyfe sez shee wull knot let mi gow tew shewl withowt won.

    in reply to: Tznius Inside Your House? #984918
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    I said I could put them in my office, but she says what if I don’t get a job after I go to school, and therefore don’t have an office to put them up in???????

    in reply to: Tznius Inside Your House? #984916
    popa_bar_abba
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    Well played writersoul. My wife says she’d give you an “aleph” if she was grading you.

    in reply to: Tznius Inside Your House? #984912
    popa_bar_abba
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    WIY:

    My wife wants to know why my gaava is more important than her happiness.

    She says that would be the ultimate in gaava for me to think that.

    in reply to: Tznius Inside Your House? #984908
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    For the sake of shalom bayis, I think you should hang it up.

    HUH????????????????????????????????????????

    I thought for the sake of shalom bayis you are supposed to put yerushalmi kugel on top of the potato kugel!!!

    in reply to: BTL #985354
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    We’ve conclusively decided that there are very few students at Harvard these days who don’t have a BTL.

    And those few are Touro grads.

    I heard that last year there was even a Touro grad who turned down her acceptance to Harvard. Which clearly proves that Touro is better than Harvard.

    in reply to: Top Law Firms for frum jews #984690
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    I’ve heard Wachtell Lipton is a good law firm. Probably if they’re good they must treat their employees well.

    in reply to: Why are some people so smart? #1043596
    popa_bar_abba
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    Yes, I definitely have smicha. But, you folks know how much I don’t know and know, so not sure why it should matter to you.

    in reply to: Bais Yaakov Levavi #1060117
    popa_bar_abba
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    u’beis yosef lehava

    in reply to: BTL #985349
    popa_bar_abba
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    First of all, it is a real accredited degree, so don’t try arguing that it isn’t real. Second, they accept way more than 450. Closer to 800 I’d bet

    in reply to: BTL #985345
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    I heard anyone can get into harvard with a BTL. You just have to take some test. Basically no different from the regents.

    in reply to: Paying someone to keep Shabbos #984675
    popa_bar_abba
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    Query why he is doing it.

    in reply to: More leitzanus about ovrei aveirah. Mrs. Lopatin style. #984599
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    Rational: The answer for the abusers, beit shemesh spitter, rock throwers, get refusers, is: I’m pretty sure I have made fun of them. They aren’t such a good target though since nobody agrees with them.

    Soldier spitter: I agree with him.

    in reply to: Why are some people so smart? #1043564
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    Just make it all up. Nobody will catch you, and even if someone does, you can just strenuously insist that you are correct and nobody will know who is correct. And even if they post real sources against you, nobody will care to look it up or even know how.

    in reply to: Am I Smart Enough for Law School? #984544
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    I don’t like to rely on heterim.

    Besides, yehudi yakar, if you come on the bus to learn, where do you go to get to work!? (Or to play candy crush or angry birds)

    in reply to: More leitzanus about ovrei aveirah. Mrs. Lopatin style. #984597
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    I’m in favor of guilt by association. Particularly where said association is by choice. Particularly where one assumes the role of head of the association.

    in reply to: Am I Smart Enough for Law School? #984542
    popa_bar_abba
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    Thanks for asking. I decided the commute is too long.

    in reply to: Am I Smart Enough for Law School? #984540
    popa_bar_abba
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    I’m sure I could if I studied. I have a friend who knew nothing about law and then one day he studied for the LSAT for like a month and he passed and got into law school. And not a state school like Penn–he got into Touro!

    in reply to: More leitzanus about ovrei aveirah. Mrs. Lopatin style. #984593
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    Very thin.

    But Sam, I don’t think this is close.

    in reply to: More leitzanus about ovrei aveirah. Mrs. Lopatin style. #984591
    popa_bar_abba
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    Yes, read that entire article, and note that he is defining who is in his camp and who is not. He likes reform and conservative very much, but they are not in his camp. He defines them out of his camp. Said again, he defines them out of his camp.

    That is, he defines them out of his camp!!!!!

    Wait, you mean the exact same thing he is going all ape and righteously and and Rhodes Scholarly indignant at us for doing?

    Yah.

    Because he is as intellectually honest as he is orthodox.

    What is your goal here? Are you just trying to make a funny joke? Make a joke about something else; you have plenty of material. Are you trying to make a serious critique of Chovevei? Then do it in a serious– and respectful– way.

    The goal is to make fun of them. Because I find it entertaining and because it is a mitzva. And it is hard to beat an entertaining mitzva!

    Why would I do it in a respectful way? I don’t respect them. And I’m not trying to convince them of anything–I’m just making fun of them. I don’t think they have enough good faith to be convinced of anything anyway.

    in reply to: ????? ???? ?????�Join the Cherem! #984154
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    It’s easier to just skip shas and make a siyum on shkalim when the cycle’s over.

    Also, I didn’t do shabbos or brachos. So I need to do shkalim to make up for it.

    Also, I didn’t finish psachim because I have the last amud left, and it wasn’t convenient for me to make a siyum then.

    in reply to: ????? ???? ?????�Join the Cherem! #984152
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    Shekalim is really hard.

    in reply to: The Crook Carpet Cleaner #984179
    popa_bar_abba
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    The point of telling us he is italian is so that nobody would recommend talking behind his back about him in italian. Blazes, does every piece of a story have to be nitpicked?

    in reply to: Am I Smart Enough for Law School? #984537
    popa_bar_abba
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    I’m saying school matters. But then, I’m not smart enough for law school anyway. I certainly never plan on going. They wouldn’t even accept me. I don’t think I could get into even a bottom school.

    in reply to: RCA Members to Open "Orthodox": It's your fault! #984165
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    V’gam ani mitztaref l’hanal,

    Hatzair, hagoan, gadol b’torah u’vyirah u’bfrat ba’anivus, popa ibn abba

    in reply to: Giving Pets Regular Names #984314
    popa_bar_abba
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    Yes, get a cat to eat the ants. And a dog to take care of the cat. And a stick…

    in reply to: The Crook Carpet Cleaner #984173
    popa_bar_abba
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    Heh heh agree with DY. The guy is dumb since the problem with extortion is you can always extort again.

    Careful to not do actual legal extortion though. Google it.

    in reply to: Shabbos guests breaks chair WWYD #983922
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    That is what a popa feeds you. You feed a popa spinach pie. And apple pie. And pumpkin pie.

    V’yesh omrim blueberry muffins.

    in reply to: Shabbos guests breaks chair WWYD #983919
    popa_bar_abba
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    What do you feed a popa?

    in reply to: Would you intervene or let nature run its course? #988514
    popa_bar_abba
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    What’s a heron?

    in reply to: Would you intervene or let nature run its course? #988513
    popa_bar_abba
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    But what if the guy standing behind you wanted to save the poor hungry heron from you trying to starve it to death

    in reply to: Yeshiva/Working Part-Time #1012196
    popa_bar_abba
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    As soon as I believe such a professional position exists.

    Entry level professional positions don’t exist, and certainly without a relevant education.

    in reply to: Bostoner Rebbe's tisch #983866
    popa_bar_abba
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    Has anyone here ever been a rebbe? What is the easiest way to become one. And please don’t say to go to the sorbonne or something stupid like that.

    in reply to: Shabbos guests breaks chair WWYD #983912
    popa_bar_abba
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    Wiy: it must have beeb why. You can’t be fat unless you have more intake than output

    in reply to: Shabbos guests breaks chair WWYD #983907
    popa_bar_abba
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    Popa bar abba in the gemara did not have big bones, he was just regular fat because he intaked more calories than he output

    in reply to: Bostoner Rebbe's tisch #983864
    popa_bar_abba
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    Obviously the one in boston is the real one. HTH

    in reply to: Bostoner Rebbe's tisch #983856
    popa_bar_abba
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    har nof is not in boston. HTH

    in reply to: Shabbos guests breaks chair WWYD #983898
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    I agree with all the above posters. It boggles the mind that someone could be so insensitive as to put out benches that are not strong enough to hold a perfectly normal guest who so happens to have big bones.

    in reply to: Are sons more desirable than daughters? #984271
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    karagnostic: Jump off a cliff. The gemara didn’t take its values from the people–that would negate the entire point of having a gemara.

    in reply to: Posting from my Blackberry #991757
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    Last time I posted someone called my wife and complained.

    in reply to: What is your salary? #981768
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    Please also post how much tzedaka you give.

    I currently make absolutely nothing, and have not made a red cent in like a year and a half.

    I’ve given a little bit of tzedaka.

    I hope to start making lots and lots of money, starting tomorrow.

    in reply to: Coffee Room quoted on Yahoo news (Sam2, Stuck, yummy cupcake) #978603
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    A reminder of how high YWN is on google search results, also.

    in reply to: Using Physical Force #982346
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    Yes, it is a mitzva.

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