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Part of the lyrics of Mairzy Doats:
If the words sound queer
And funny to your ear,
A little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing “Mares eat oats
And does eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy”
No, they are biased.
33 years? Not seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months?
No, the exams are bittul torah because people taking the exams always get nervous and spend about half an hour doing nothing but being nervous.
Well, if they “knew it was round”, they were absolutely wrong. The horizon disappears because of the ghosts.
They all did.
arack Obama is a normal person. Any person elected morphs into a narcissistic pathological liar.
But it might spoil.
No, the song title is Mairzy Doats.
Did you learn that as a kid?
I would look at his resume and see if he fits the position.
An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly by his chauffeur, when the car struck and killed a dog that leaped in front of it. At the statesman’s order, the chauffeur stopped the car, and the great man got out and hurried back to where a woman was standing by the remains. The dead dog’s mistress was deeply grieved, and more deeply angered. As the statesman attempted to address her placatingly, she turned on him wrathfully, and told him just what she thought, which was considerable and by no means agreeable. When, at last, she paused for breath, the culprit tried again to soothe her, saying:
“Madam, I shall be glad to replace your dog.”
The woman drew herself up haughtily, surveyed the statesman with supreme scorn, and hissed:
“Sir, you flatter yourself!”
Question the answer.
Why celebrate non-Jewishness?
You shouldn’t take a bas mitzvah girl to a pizza shop. Women are not Jewish, but young girls are as Jewish as young boys. They only become less Jewish than males when they come of age. So a bas mitzvah is the day a Jewish girl becomes a woman and is no longer Jewish. Is becoming non-Jewish something to celebrate with pizza?
Of course women aren’t Jewish, but how is that relevant?
So, LF, do we show that we want our boys to be immodest and are not happy about our girls being mechuyav in mitzvos?
What do cats believe about themselves?
Joseph, that makes no sense. If the employer can’t afford to pay the employee, both suffer. And the employee also has to pay twice as much for his salad.
There are some particular circumstances where another factor upsets the balance and raising the minimum wage solves that. Rare, but possible.
It doesn’t have to cost a lot of money.
Seriously, I would buy a YWNCR kippah.
What’s so bad about Mairzy Doats and Doazy Doats?
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“If I had the ability, in our country I would do away with the bar mitzvah celebration for boys, for it is well known that this celebration never brought any person closer to Torah and mitzvah, not even the bar mitzvah boy, and not even for a brief moment.”
Who’s Llpt?
I never even heard of Llpt.
Being free speech doesn’t mean it isn’t malice.
It’s very rude. You don’t want your fedora being a bad example to the world.
Get fathers out too and let random strangers decide.
I said that about myself, not about others. I don’t know what other people think about this.
It depends on the disability. I would consider a person who limps, but not someone who is blind, deaf and mute.
It’s bad when they blow off.
It said that shtreimels are better than hatrs because they don’t blow off. Haters are not headgear.
Trolls don’t do what they do for any particular reason. It is simply the nature of this species to troll people in whatever way possible.
Funny how everyone went off topic.
Shtreimels vs haters:
Haters
Pros: Not made of animal fur. Not expensive.
Cons: Cannot be worn as hat, constantly hating and poisoning human relationships.
Shtreimels
Pros: Can be worn as hat. Looks nice. Helps fit in socially if Hassidic.
Cons: Made of animal fur. Looks silly to outsiders. Expensive.
Then decide the same way you would decide between two Lithuanians.
They were dinosaurs at heart.
Because they were dinosaurs.
I’m not into shoes. But if I see something I like, I look at it and then walk away.
Crocs are assur because the holes are like cheese.
It is a mitzvah to get married and therefore it is assur to keep another person from getting married.