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Right. It’s retarded for a person to spend his or her time productively if it involves the Internet.
It’s not enough to dress well. You also have to be good-looking.
There’s nothing funny about it.
Right, but that does mean that people should try to avoid killing them when possible at least.
Don’t LOL.
I think it’s self-referential.
Most people only remember bad things.
It would be obsolete if I didn’t use it!
Maybe people shouldn’t do research. If you date enough random people, you might find a shidduch.
The people killed are often babies. Their families may not care if they die, but they are innocent.
Don’t tell me you don’t know what “nice” meant.
The world is smarter than that.
So the princess used the sneakers’ magic to make them look like her other shoes. And just in case the magic would wear off, she wore a long dress. And she told her mother that she wore them because they were absolute magical devices, like wands are, and she wouldn’t want anyone else to touch them.
Zahavasdad, you can make real, working guns with it.
No they aren’t. They are innocent people. But the terrorists using them are entirely responsible for their deaths.
But they could get dates.
You are officially banned from McDonalds.
THis is about mosquitoes
No it’s not
yes it is
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I meant the other, nearly obsolete kind of nice.
<li>But I take offense.</li>How about people creating shidduch videos like in that story that was meant as satire?
Did you know that high blood pressure does not occur in dead people?
They should not give money. They can help, but not with money.
No, nobody drinks and talks at the same time.
Most people would rather remain unmarried than be married to someone they don’t like.
I’m pouncing anyway, because you’re wrong, and more than being a girl in shidduchim, you’re the future mother of a boy who will be in shidduchim, according to your personality type.
Age and maturity are virtually unrelated.
Obesity is not always preventable.
There was a kalla meidel who telephoned in a fat way. In bothered her shadchan, so she stopped, and instead started rollerblading. She was arrested and put into the Brooklyn Marriot for life.
Obesity isn’t a decision. Nobody decides to gain too much weight. But the first cigarette is a choice. Besides, an obese person does not harm others through being obese.
They didn’t want to name it the Alligator because it isn’t one.
But if you do the best you can to begin with
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Gamanit, anyone whom you can’t just call is being invited because you don’t want to hurt their feelings and they will come so as not to insult you.
They should print everything but leave out the paper.
And when things are not difficult, we should be bad people?
A concert is less problematic than recorded a capella.
Yes, I am walking backwards. But every part of my body is backwards, so I walk in the way in which my head and feet face. And I was not the first to insult the position of someone’s head.
2-year-olds do not have realizations involving owners of corporations.
One shouldn’t invite people who need invitations to know to come.
It’s not just the mothers-in-law. It’s also the cats. When there are too many stray cats, people become picky.
So if you dress like a penguin, you’ll be like one on the inside too.
There’s no rule against mentioning websites, but it’s against the rules to test the mods.
Yes, but you should not base your decision on that.
You have actually experienced it before, but you received a severe blow to the head.
There is nothing wrong with discussing famous mosquitoes. Stopping the discussion of famous mosquitoes would not improve the situation in the slightest. And I don’t know about you, but my head faces in the same direction as I walk. Maybe yours isn’t, but that doesn’t mean people like you should expect everyone else to change their head’s orientation to match yours.
No, they also specify height. And favorite color. And which brand of shampoo they use. And whether they use disposable tablecloths. but that’s the mothers.
Benignuman, you are absolutely right.
Separate point: the word yoga actually refers to certain Indian religious practices.
I was referring specifically to parents.
It’s because potential mothers-in-law are more picky than potential fathers-in-law, and people judge their own gender more because they think they know everything.