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I didn’t go there but I heard from someone who’s there now that they have very few people there now compared to other years as it got a bad name so there trying to redo themselves.
Rabbi Yaakov Dov of Rodoshitz used to bless people with wealth.
He would reason, “As long as people are poor, they think that money would solve all their problems.
once they have money, they at least stand a chance of realizing that what there lacking in life is really spirituality and then they’ll strive for it”
I just saw a really cute Quote
3 Apples that changed the world: 1-Eaten by Eve
2-Fallen on Newton
3-Created by Steve
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an “A” so far for the semester.
These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.
The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. “Cool,” they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, “this is going to be easy.” Each finished the problem and then turned the page.
On the second page was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them all.”
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
You don’t know the whole story they could have been brothers or something like that.
we had my one of my cousins over for shabbos and my brother was trying to put him to sleep but my cousin wanted to stay up longer so my brother says to the 3 years old “Come X put on your PJ and well have a PJ party”. So my cousin turns to him and says” That’s silly uncle X we don’t eat our PJ”
i have two cousins and one name starts with a Tzadik and the younger one starts with an Alef. So my aunt said to the older kid “wow you are such a big Tzadik” so the younger one pipes in”And i’m a big Alef”
yeah i know what your talking about my nieces collect them. I’m not sure if you can get a prize but i know they bring them to school and they traded it with their friends(supposedly there are some cards that are really good and very hard to get).
I think the main reason everyone gets it is not for the doll rather just to trade it with their friends and have fun
Thanks for your response but i was just wondering that when were younger were taught we should Daven for a specific thing that we want ex. to have children or something else so why would a person ask that hes may bring bad on himself he should just ask hashem to do whatever is best
Thanks for all your responses i really appreciate it
There’s a book we got its called “The Chosson and Kallah Guide” inside there they have a checklist and all different stores were you can buy wedding things. You can pick up this book in your local store its for free
I’m really confused about this dress because first i saw it as whit and gold then i saw it as light purple and gold and then i saw a lady trying on the dress(in a video) and over there it defiantly looked like blue and black.
HELP WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN????????
split p the mishloach manos with you and your husband and leave your kids at home so they can get the door. This way you’ll be able to deliver tons.February 25, 2015 3:05 am at 3:05 am in reply to: #1061039
i heard that onlysimchas bought simchaspot or maybe it was the other way aroundFebruary 16, 2015 11:00 pm at 11:00 pm in reply to: Do you still get childish impulses to do silly things? #1060103
Ill be wearing sunglasses and a suit and ill walk up to a random guy in the street hand him a black suitcase and say quietly “You know what to do with this”
I also looked into this camp yet my mother said it didnt make sense to go as all the places they are going to is really hot in the summer
you can take a huge garbage can filled with water and lean it against a classroom door while the teacher is in middle of teaching. Then knock on the door(while you quickly run away and hide) and the teacher will open the door and very soon the whole classroom will be flooded~!
the camp has a very frum atmosphere and they also enforce all there rules.
Baby Lips works really well
Show me the Way by Michoel Pruzansky
i think you should just ignore it yet if it happens again you can say really nicely i really dont want such things in our house. Also sometimes even the top guys feel that they need to relax a little theirs no reason to make a whole big deal if its a appropriate movie
Ateres- i more to the left
YSV- is a great skl and is basicly a mixing pot the have all types and the classes divieded by types ex a more yeshivish class, a more modorn class. But the princpal are amazing and even though its so big it dosent feel like it.
Bas Mikroh- its like YSV yet about 20% ofBas Mikroh would fit into Bais Rochel so its a mix yet they wont have some modorn kids that YSV will have
Theres nothing wrong with doing so
-I would like to apologize to any 1 whom ihave NOT offended yet please be patient ill get to you shortly.
-Wat i do when i c s/o extremly gorgeous…?
i stare i smile and when i get tired… i put the mirror down
-My family tree is full of nuts
– Always believe in god because there r some questions even Google cant answer
-i wonder whats better Goggle? Yahoo or Bing? wait …ill Google it
-Life is like Google u just need to know what your searching for
-when i call my parents and they don’t pick up its no big deal but when they call me and i don’t answer its like WW 3
– Unless your name is Google stop acting like u know everything
-I don’t like morning people…
-A bestfriend should luv u like a mom protect u like a dad talk 2 u like a sis. and fight with u like a bro.
-i never understood ppl. who repeat kindergarten. u were napping upside down or what?
-Would u like a table?…..”No i came 2 the restaurant 2 eat on the ground a carpet for 5 please”
-u don’t get smarter as you get older. There is just less stupid stuff that you haven’t done already
maybe a nice parker pen with his name on it
YW Moderator-100- thanks, im new here and didnt realize it was earlier discussed
its an awesome camp and they train their counselors very well
Ateres is more to the left yet its a very warm school and the principal is amazing
Rampoo is an amazing school the teachers are very sweet and always want the best of you the principals are also very sweet and open and you end up being friends with the whole school. They also accept all types which is amazing
Breuers i dont know enough to give you info. not good not bad
good Luck with deciding
heres a couple of crazy sings my teacher said:
its wrong to put up blown yom tov things on your lawn as the reason behind people doing it is they want to be like the non-jews (which is not true as my family does it and no were not coping the goyim)
also when theres a double adar you should only celebrate the 2 adar
shwekey, Yonatan Shainfeld,Abe Rothenberg are all my favorite singers
Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Cause class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: Oh, All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. (LOL!)
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Why did god create man b4 women?
because before the final copy you always need a rough draft:)
because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have