Little Froggie

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  • in reply to: Fun while it lasted #998831

    SiDi:

    You share my computer’s pain? I don’t think so. I drive my (no-existent) computer buggy, tickling it with so many gigglebytes, endless terriblebytes of information, computations, analyzations, processing… No.. I don’t think so.

    Maybe you’re none existent computer does.

    in reply to: Water in Mitzrayim #995502

    OK. Seems that I’m the only one in the know (been a first hand witnesses, no, I actually participated)

    The first makko was “dam”, blood, which affected their water supply. As the Torah writes, they tried unsuccessfully to dig. Medrashim are full with the account that the Jews had no problem whatsoever, even when both were drinking from the same source. Furthermore, it was one of the Jews’ sources of wealth, for if an Egyptian paid a Jew, it would remain water.

    The Torah writes an additional passuk, that the fish would also die. That is discussed by Rishonim in different approaches, and also for the need the Torah had to inform of that detail.

    The second makko was “tzefardea” (Froggies!!!). Nothing to do with their water supply.

    in reply to: Froggies #996081

    Someone talking about me?!?

    (I don’t think it’s proper to make light of a passuk)

    in reply to: Meanings of the names Zelig and Zalman #997037

    oomis, Again, Moshe is in Lashon Kodesh, as is the reason for his name, in Lashon Kodesh. As the Torah writes specifically – the name and reason. No other language involved. Meforshim say that she asked around and found out the words. His name in Egyptian was Monias. (Tuvia, Avigdor, etc. are all names cited by Midrashim, from Divrei Hayomim)

    in reply to: Fun while it lasted #998829

    Shopping, No, it’s my computer which I don’t have, that shares the pain of the computer you don’t have.

    in reply to: Boich Sevaras… #995839

    Actually Stomach thought.

    And that was me, in Metzraim. Shouting out all my thoughts (songs of praise to HaShem) from in the insides of those people.

    in reply to: Meanings of the names Zelig and Zalman #997031

    I think his Egyptian name was something like Monias, check it up.

    in reply to: Boich Sevaras… #995834

    Oh. So sorry. ???? ?????? ???? ????? ???? ????????

    I thought you knew that.

    in reply to: The Wolf Who Cried Boy #995170

    Was it a frog?

    in reply to: Fun while it lasted #998827

    Could you please repeat that for me? I don’t have a computer, so I couldn’t see what you wrote.

    in reply to: The Wolf Who Cried Boy #995168

    Everyone ignored him. So he called again.

    in reply to: Meanings of the names Zelig and Zalman #997025

    Moshe is a Hebrew name. As the Torah specifically writes. (he had an Egyptian name, mentioned in sources) So is Avraham – Av hamon goyim. And Sara too. While not written in the Torah, Chazal say its source, of course in Hebrew.

    Regarding my name, however, you’re right. It’s comes from the Yiddish, froggeh, question. “Little”, I think, is a pure English word.

    in reply to: DON'T HIT! #995059

    Watch out. I can drive you insane with my croaking (if I haven’t already)

    in reply to: DON'T HIT! #995057

    I could be in your challos…

    in reply to: Thank You, Chutz La'aretz… #995043

    Wow. A snow storm of epic proportion in Yerushalaim, 70 degrees in New York. (are they saying morid hatal for us?)

    in reply to: Anything for HaShem.. #994989

    Hey humans, you have a lot to learn from me. I think they call it in Rabbinical language a kal v’comer…

    in reply to: DON'T HIT! #995054

    Hah, you think I’m awesome, Wait until you see big grand daddy!

    in reply to: You are tuned to WCOF all the Coffee Room news all the time #1002639

    low visibility, quite froggy outside

    in reply to: CR Humor Bureau #1029220

    Actually he is quoted by saying “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the …” (can’t get myself to write out such gory, morbid thoughts) “…in the process.”

    Good to know some here are actually on the ball.

    in reply to: You are tuned to WCOF all the Coffee Room news all the time #1002636

    You’ll be hearing all about me, next week!!

    in reply to: CR Humor Bureau #1029209

    No one?!?

    OK, I’ll go with mesiras nefesh.

    Because explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.

    in reply to: Random Facts #1040298

    I wrote earlier my theory. Pure speculation, but a theory nonetheless.

    in reply to: Would you kill… #995299

    Oomis:

    Chazal say she Avraham was a “tofel” to her regarding Nevuah, not because of her own intuition. She definitely used her womanly qualities while building her home, and that of klal Yisroel, but that’s not why she was superior to Avraham Avinu regarding Nevua.

    Rochel hid her father’s terafim to wean him of avodah zara, as chazal say, not for her family’s sake. They were about to sneak out.

    in reply to: A Moiredike Ma'ase #999045

    We daven often to HaShem ?????? ?’ ?????, let us behold your goodness. No, it isn’t going to be obvious, otherwise the great “game” is over. Of course it’s hidden, and one has to discern HaShem’s direct hand in all daily occurrences.

    It says somewhere ?? ???? ?????? ??, ?? ???? ??????? ????. One mocker who wishes to disbelieve will have free reign, a sincere seeker will be helped. (Interesting that the gemarah equates ?? ???? with ??? ????) An oved HaShem rejoices more from the recognition of HaShem’s helping hand than of the yeshua brought about.

    in reply to: Would you kill… #995283

    I think one can kill in doubt, and then undelete if needed.

    All kidding aside, I think some rishonim / shitos allow for revenge if he killed r”l a karov. (?? ??? ????..????? ???)

    in reply to: Fun while it lasted #998825

    I don’t have a computer either. That’s why I can’t see what you wrote.

    in reply to: Mods adding things to posts #994484

    and also

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    in reply to: Resisting a Song #994767

    I can croak it in a way you’d NEVER want to hear it again!

    in reply to: Mods adding things to posts #994483

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    biBnb2VzIGhlcmUuIDw8bGluGhlcmUuIDw8bGluaz4

    in reply to: Why does everyone ignore my threads? #994432

    You wouldn’t want me jumping on your posts, would you?

    in reply to: Mods adding things to posts #994480

    This post has been edited

    in reply to: Mods adding things to posts #994479

    For those of you who are wondering what it read, it said “No we don’t” in bold (twice).

    I’m going to code my messages with a checksum.

    (5af4a2ba)

    if you get a different checksum, message has been tampered.

    yep

    in reply to: Does Roach Rabbi or Riddex work? #994416

    WIY:

    ????? ??? ?? ?’ ?? ??? ????????

    Gamanit: I know, I voiced my protest before, on a different thread.

    in reply to: Mods adding things to posts #994477

    I know, they do it all the time, to my posts. yep Yes you do. yep Yes you do.

    See?

    (p.s. I heard they only hire former KGB censors)

    most, not all

    in reply to: Would you kill… #995251

    a cereal killer is one who burns the porridge

    in reply to: Toes #994687

    No, I just mean maybe if frogs had toes maybe they’d be able to walk instead of jumping.

    in reply to: Any weird mouse stories? #998746

    Oomis, How about froggies? (cute little one).

    Stay tuned!! One more week.

    in reply to: Toes #994683

    Yeah, I know how that feels…

    in reply to: Why "s" instead of "t"? #994708

    I veis nisht

    in reply to: Does Roach Rabbi or Riddex work? #994411

    ..and then here again..

    (just following you around)

    Oh, yes, you have a good remember. (or search engine)

    in reply to: Any weird mouse stories? #998743

    ..And again here

    in reply to: Getting Rid of Mice! #994092

    Here too.

    in reply to: Mice in mein hoiz #994281

    And now it’s infested with a certain mod posting and reviving all the old ones about infestation.

    in reply to: "Smile, You're On Candid Camera!" #994032

    Wow, you’re working on this for two years straight!

    in reply to: What happens if… #994098

    42, I was referring to him.

    in reply to: Why "s" instead of "t"? #994706

    We want it to be a sof for all tough

    in reply to: What happens if… #994094

    Actually there was one who used to post here, and he went to Yeshiva shel Maalo World, last year.

    But I wouldn’t think anything you post here would have any effect in one’s after-life. Actually I think it would be an excellent opportunity at gemilas chesed, to write chizuk, comforting words of encouragement and support to those still with the living. It’s those who could use the powerful, uplifting gift of the kind, sympathetic word.

    in reply to: Trying to Break Addiction of CR #993913

    Oh no, (close) but still helplessly addicted!

    in reply to: Rat and Pest Removal #993921

    funnybone, you don’t know how to repeat that one. It’s supposed to be – as you finished scanning the photo into the computer…

    in reply to: Kasha on Vayechi #994200

    Yeah, I know. It’s just hard to get our point across, we can’t drei with our thumb!

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