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November 26, 2013 10:54 pm at 10:54 pm in reply to: Somewhere, far far far far far far far far far far away… #989236
You would have to put the CR in hypnosis mode…
..Sort of Welcome Back!
WOW.. It took two years to find that out!!!
(btw who are you responding to? Discussions tend to get hazy after two years)
In times of old, our great Rabbis yielded great power, both in the upper realms and in conducting the affairs of our nation. It’s been said that the Gedolim in the era of the crusades cursed and put a cherem on the land (I think it was York) that no Jew should ever live there again, due to the great atrocities that were visited upon our people there. A land’s greatest gift is the ability to have a Jew do mitzvhos on it, they felt that was the best way to repay, avenge it – forever – for the brutality, cruelty done to us on it.
I have no doubt, had they been living in our era, they’d most certainly forbid – FOREVER – any Jew from treading upon its most cursed land.
I popa would have entered any of the numerous shuls in these United Lands of Amerigo, he would have instantly noticed the Daf displayed on the huge zmanim screens. (Do they uses electricity in his shul?)
and he was… just bumping.
(btw, there’s a world of a difference between someone just bumping one or two good oldies, for the sake of reminiscing good old times, and going on a rampage. just saying…)
Thank you, Golfer, for that compliment.
(if my brain wouldn’t be limited, I’d probably be doing something constructive)
If you believe anything else he says…
The reason they ask for pictures is to be able to better identify that girl once on campus, staff and faculty have an easier time.
The words of a person are a reflection of his/her inner self. Cannot fool people too long, once someone has opened his/her mouth (and in some instances the pen or digital input device). Take a tip from Froggie, it always pours out, for good or otherwise.
We find that Yaakov avinu, how hard he tried to fool Yitzchak Avinu by pretending to be Esav, once he opened his mouth, his inner self showed and shined out. He could not help it. No – a real oved HaShem, with refined character cannot get himself to verbalize the commoner’s street “language”.
No, the man is correct in questioning. They may actually be bones of dead humans, which are assur (I think)
Jump (oh, I mean hop)
What with such language? Someone (alleged to be) learning should express himself a bit more refined. I think.
Not me. I’m not gadol at all.
I knew it, I just knew it’s going to happen one day…
One does not talk (or croak) while eating. ??? ????? ??????.
It’s extremely hard to type while sticking out my tongue. (ith vethy hart to thay anythin thith way)
It’s supposed to be able to get one out of / cool off (any single type of) Gehenom.
Your local Chofetz Chaim group. ?? ???? ???? ????.
And I’m told that women too want (a) life.
Monkeys? Where on the keyboard is that?
Of course you don’t remember me jumping around. I was (sort of) invented after you sobbed out of here. So officially we don’t know each other.
Is it really you?!? I really did miss you. Are you here for the unforeseeable present?
“You sound so polite, respectful, refined. Do you frequent the Coffee Room by any chance?”
OK, You have to be maiven that I sometimes write things without being Yaavining. That’s a better way to get to know me.
Maybe it get bugged (or frogged)
WIY, aren’t you WI? Yes, I had one. A head and a headache. (good and bad). If you really need to know, it’s B”H over by now. Hodu laShem.
Uh oh. Here’s another cryptic post of HaLeiVi. I’m sweating it out for the past 12 hours, cannot fathom what that’s intended to mean. Anyone else here on his wavelength? I haven’t the froggiest idea what he’s talking about.
What would click vegetable say about this?
How do I get OFF your list?
A maivin would yaavin.
And the answer would be, an “insider” would say “I feel for you”.
Yeah, right. That was popa – “Are women Jewish?”
“I need help learning how to accept help”
Hmm. If I help you learn, would you accept?
Gory, morbid stuff. when they let you down, there’s not much you could say… (or do..)
Yeah, I know. It’s really funny.
Some time ago there was this screen name “Say I Did It”. Is that you?
Lucky they don’t change what you write in a post. After all, they have the last (first and middle) word. Actually it’s they that are posting, publishing all this (and this). We’re only suggesting what should be be posted. So they have the rights to “slightly” alter things that “need to be”.
OK, Finished cooking! Now, I wanted to say that… Hey, is that the soup runn…
I actually started one with “Don’t look here”, many people choose to ignore that and peek in. How do you keep people away from a post?
2 scents, yes, I do too. (wonder why). And unfortunately it too got closed (reopened and then closed)
“Cleaning is an unnecessary….Men of the world unite!! Fight back!!”
First of all many men, unfortunately do fight…
And many men fight back cleaning..they leave their unclean stuff all over the place, dishes…
I’m busy drawing.. hey gimme back my yellow crayon
I once wrote about it. Yaakov Avinu was thinking about divorcing Leah, ?? ????? ???, so Hashem hurriedly sent children her way. Medrash continues, Yakkov exclaimed, “How can I divorce the mother of these?!”.
There is a lesson to be learned. Today’s selfish society wants every thing for self gratification, glorification, no time or room for another. Marriage is for external desires, passions, and the minute external “circumstances” wane or wears off, people, like disposables, are dumped.
A far cry from the selfless life style of the previous. Children were not “in the way”, to the contrary – they were the glue that actually solidified their marriage.
That’s a he. (ever saw a female frog?) And it’s software designing. And it’s intermittent “coffee breaks”, to air out, refresh, recharge, rejuvenate. In short – to take a blissful break. AHHHH!!
I was just wondering if anyone had access to the official excuse book.
Plain (as in blah) simple. They live without smiling. On a different hemisphere, atmosphere, biosphere than me.
OurTorah: As I indicated in another thread, It just “jumped” into my mind.
Yeah, I saw it before, now it’s gone. Maybe there are mods who are not taking any chances. Maybe there are mods who don’t fully comprehend, understand, grasp the complex, intricate sciences of humor.
I know exactly what it feels like. It’s mostly on a hectic erev Shabbos or better yet erev (three day) Yom Tov, when the bell rings over and over from these sweet kids collecting… or this meshulach.. We gotta stop what ever we were in middle of doing (again) and answer (again), take the time to find the “vault”, come back to the door…
For our own sake, for the sake of our children we try to do it bsimcha as any other mitzvah, knowing that it’s just so, a great mitzvah, all the more enhanced by the hardships in it’s trail. Also, the children take it ALL in, they absorb the attitude a parent has when going about Mitzvohs. So it’s a good idea to do it with zest, enthusiasm, happiness, a “bren”.
Of course, one must take caution when opening the door to strangers, this point being driven home by an incident r”l…
I know. I tried it out too (life). It is awesome. (awe inspiring)