This year is shmittah

mention (after eating my tuna sandwich) how “I hate tuna breath, or any breath after lunch, and I love chewing gum, eating a mint candy after meals. I never knew it made such a difference!!”

some time after that put a company bottle of mouthwash in bathroom and start a conversation about that how its really nice the company did that!!

a soda machine?

F.R.U.M.

One side is…

Fanatically Religious – U (in middle) – Modern

Any blouse and pleated black skirt. You can wear colored sweaters as far as I remember (I did)

Electronics: kosher phone only. And cameras… no internet devices if that’s what your asking. No internet ipods ok. No computers… if you follow the rules you’ll be ok:)

curfew is 10:15, but attempt to get extensions as often as possible 🙂 🙂

Dorm: everyone is in same sleeping dorm. Bottom floor is computers, dining room, living room? (couches and piano) and laundry room. Then three floors above that for sleeping.

have a fun year!

BEST article 🙂 totally agree with it.

you cannot lick your elbow

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so… some stores have a notice on their carts “this cart will stop by yellow line and will not wheel any further” bla bla bla. was with friend. So we decided to see if it works, and find that yellow line… well just as we gave up we hit the invisible line. busy street. late at night. pictures. fun.

knock knock

The longest distance is between the head and heart

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you”

If there’s a will, there is a relative

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE

when is Math going to grow up and solve its own problems

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

EVERYONE IS BORN RIGHT-HANDED

ONLY THE GIFTED OVERCOME IT

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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ISRAEL:

agas vitapuach (train stop of kotel through yaffo gate) get spaghetti with cream sauce and salmon!

Papagaio – all you can eat, best food I tasted

thicker foil (prob not cheapest brand. Try a brand name)

What is Mozart doing in his grave?

Decomposing

Make some kind of modern art say it’s a French name and bingo, a million dollar painting. I’m selling mine for a mere 100,000 if you want 😉

I saw in the RD (but you probably can switch the animal) – as a senior prank they took 3 pigs and labled them pig #1, pig #2, and pig #4. LOL!!

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Or I heard someone attaatched a string to the eracer of the board (and they had a bookshelf in the front of the room) so they put the string around it and a girl sitting at the wall seat pulled it when the teacher tried to grab it. (Or the marker too)

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Another is everyone looks at eachother and giggles or constantly checks the time and grins and specifically caughing 2 times… like you are pretending to do something the whole class… but you ever do anything. It makes them crazy 🙂

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I heard the story a while ago and it sounded true to me but don’t know where to find its source

LOL i am also going iy”H tomorrow!!!!!!!! Just be yourself!!! Good luck!! Maybe we’ll see eachother whoever you are!! 🙂

Hey were emulating chumash… didnt eliezer give rivkah a nose ring?? im sure she wore it 🙂

Woa, ok, I learnt since 4th(?) grade navi in a by school… haha, not only seminary girls

what? oh, sometimes it takes a few seconds to process

moskidoodle – ha ha thats funny.

We are learning this is psycology now, its really cool!!

Puff Cigarettes

by Loftus

You can google it.