Luna Lovegood

If.

the two letters stuck in the middle of

this crazy thing called

life.

the four letters

that can be amazing

or we can say if

only.

the one word

that amazes everyone

with if only and if

what.

the four letters

that are placed before

if in a sentence asking

why.

the three letters

that are hidden behind

this two letter word called

if.

those two letters

seem to make

every little thing into a question

Break the rules

Stand apart

Ignore your head

Follow your heart

I sit in silence while you all chatter

for what you all say it doesn’t matter

Not in this world of dying

Not when there are others crying

While you scrutinize your size

All fighting to win some material prize

There are others who take there last breath

These people alone welcome death

You look at me in the corner

Thinking I’m a weird loner

True it may be

But with my poetry I am set free

I can be who I want to be

I understand the harsh reality

Now when you meet death

I will stand with more than one breath

For this whole time I have known

As you make useless chatter I have slowly grown

Now I see the world for what it will always be

I spoke to the few who knew how to be free

And for you I leave you pity

As you search to make your next fifty

I walked out and left you all behind

But we all know you will never mind

As I sit somewhere new

Finding life from a different view

You will make pointless chatter

Hiding everything that at the end will truly matter

Middle Path – thank you for your kind and caring words. they mean a lot.

Are you sure it was a bull and not a Crumple-Horned Snorkack?:)

it sounds like the royal family. They never traveled in the same plane together. If one plane crashes the people on the other plane will survive and their will still be an heir to the throne. it doesn’t seem necessary or practical for a family to split up when traveling. from my experiences it just makes the trip worse.

HI!

Of course ur welcome!!!

I’m sure everyone here remembers Lieby Kletzky (i hope i spelled it right)

while things like that don;t happen daily – thank G-d – it is extremely dangerous for little kids to be walking anywhere by themselves

I posted this the other thread but I’ll post it again:

I just saw the video and I am SPEECHLESS!!!

How could something like this have been going on in the world for years and we are only hearing/doing something about it now?!?

This sad excuse for human being is abducting, torturing and killing children and FORCING KIDS TO KILL THEIR PARENTS! and he should be stopped at all costs!!!

This animal should be stopped and nothing like this should be allowed to happen again ever anywhere in the world.

The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let’s face it

English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England

French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth

Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,

Why didn’t the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a play

Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and

Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as

It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers

And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn’t a race at all)

That is why

When the stars are out they are visible

But when the lights are out they are invisible

And why it is that when I wind up my watch

It starts

But when I wind up this observation,

It ends

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink

The bartender says “we don’t serve mushrooms”

“Why not? I’m a fun guy”

what did one chromosome say to another?

do these genes make me look fat?

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.

Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

(You’re going to love the Dad’s reply!)

“Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?”

Adam went to G-d and said “I’m very lonely could You make a mate for me”

G-d said “Sure, I’ll make you mate that is extremely beautiful she’ll have blonde hair and blue eyes. she will be an amazing cook and she will never ever nag you she will be supportive of everything you do and never question you decisions”

“Great!” said Adam “but what is this gonna cost me?”

“An arm and a leg”

“that’s a little much. what can i get for a rib”

don’t get that last one