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What blood type did the Korban Pesach in Mitzrayim have?
type BAAAAHH
I actually had this disagreement with myself
I’m starting to buy a few now
Reason being that Hashem runs the world on teva (not chance) and teva is when you have more numbers it more possible to win
Ner yisrael (john hopkins)
Providence
Touro
Ohr hachaim
That’s true (like pigs flying)
Ooooh,
Ill take the bet! (Why did you have to mess it up unnamed mod)
The fathers should never interact with the kids before they know how to learn chumash.
The fathers are busy at work all day (for those that are) and don’t want to be forced to do more work 🙂
can we add bloodsucker to PBA’s subtitle?
The third joke reminded me of a maaseh that I had at the DMV
I was at the teller and the lady behind the counter said “oh you were born … my son was born 2 days before that, oh you were born in 19.. my son was also born that year which means I could be your mother”
sure enough I got my licence with her son’s birthdate
I bring it back and show her her mistake, to which we have to do the whole thing over. Being Jewish I don’t want to be an organ donor, however she wrote that I do.
I bring the licence back a second time and have to do the whole thing again.
The third time she tells me to look the licence over before I leave, which I do and reply….
“You wrote Safe Driver”
He cant be a gilgul of Haman.
Ahmadinejad is jewish.
Bilaam said “Tamos Nafshi Mos Yisharim” and he was actually migalgel into a yid (albeit a rasha)
As nitpicker says. People who come up with these stange theories which are founded on nothing give us a bad name.
is this the strange theory you were referring to?
perhaps the only effect of this one is that lurkers, who may think that the writers represent Orthodox Jewish thought, will conclude that Jewish ideas and philosophy are ridiculous. that is bad enough.
lol
Wow,
I’ve never heard these stories
Oy,
I’m sorry gatesheader
Nitpicker,
The story is disgusting
Miritchka,
Only if it had flavoring and cy milk in it and NO I WOULDN’T because I don’t know a thing or two about cars
Actually you made me think of an important question
Should I stop my car and because I’m a member of AAA help this guy by saying its my car
Gefen,
Its 14 dollars a month
And yes it let’s you choose
It mostly runs on generality (arts and culture, sports, etc) call them up and ask them
Personally I think its very good
Koshernet
I think people got so serious because you called them bloodsuckers,
People don’t like being called names, dolt
I find that disgusting,
if you have the yicholes and time to help someone it shouldn’t matter if he has a feivish sticker or not
Oh,
you mean like
Chaveirim
Hatzala
The search team for Leiby
Misaskim
why should we thank you when you start off calling us “bloodsuckers”?
Oh and another thing,
Anyone who saves one life is as if he saved the whole world
(Personally I would like to save the whole world instead of vanquishing a bunch of people)
2 things,
The only reason you give tzedaka is because maybe you will be poor?
You’re nt interested in the free gifts they give you (your blood replenishes so you only get the free gift, no blood is lost in the long run)
Nitpicker,
Are you nitpicking?
Why do questions have to be serious questions
Yitayning,
Squirrels teach us to save
So then what are the ayatollahs?
Mosheemes,
Were not talking assumptions here, the guy is on the verge of killing himself for this mitzvah, this means we know he wants to do the ratzon Hashem ergo he should convert instead
The passuk states Zeicher, not stam Amalek, any way possible would do, even giyur
Writersoul,
is the two blanks Adath Yeshurun (Jrthurun)?
R Paysach Krohn said in one of his shmoozim that he says it (don’t remember why though)
So, in other words, even though he knows that the Ratzon HaShem is that he should die, he’s not allowed to take any action (beyond begging someone to kill him)?
The Wolf
I don’t think he’s allowed to beg someone to kill him, if he really wants to do ratzon Hashem then why isn’t he being migayer? (we mentioned Haman’s descendants before)
Wolf,
my personal opinion is that no the amalekite isn’t allowed to kill himself or allowed to get himself killed, the passuk states “Timche es Zeicher Amalek” (literally “YOU shall destroy the remembrance of amalek”)
yeah I saw that, that’s what got me confused afterwards
Oops, sorry I meant I am here
(The here’s got me foncused)
Didn’t your sister just have twins?
I don’t think I can post a mazal tov for someone else without their permission so ill let always here post it herself 😉
Mazal tov,
come back to us in a year and say mazal tov again
Oh cool,
I never heard that one
Moski,
Huh?
I would’ve said what Haleivi said
Try artscroll
I say 14 also
Pemdas (Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally)
I’m very suprised,
In my mind I would think an abusive husband would just just run away and leave you an aguna
Home Screen
Diametrically Opposed (From SOFTware to HARD drives)
Bump
I wanted to ask the CR 2 questions
1) what do you say about playing the lottery (Assur or Muttar)?
2) if you say its muttar what would you do with the money?
Yes,
I thought it was something we did
And I hope it stays that way
a spork is a combination of a spoon and a fork
google it
not that much maybe half a gallon
Just Kidding
Kosher Byte?
(sorry I took msseeker and Ainohd’s idea and put it together)
sorry,
the sister that moved from Monsey
Ask your sister to ask my wife
Oh and sorry I told yossi and he knows your uncle btw and the one that lives in bp