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☕️coffee addictParticipant
always here,
that’s sooooo rude of them!!
my Rosh Yeshiva’s rebitzen used to like certain people in yeshiva (myself included) because we used to clean serve and clean up
February 6, 2011 3:52 am at 3:52 am in reply to: All Kids At Heart:Just Read The New Subtitle Thread! #737112☕️coffee addictParticipantHeart? what heart?
☕️coffee addictParticipantI didnt know you have section 8,
if you still need a place, my in-laws have an apt (that’s for section 8) but they don’t want to throw out their tenants yet
so if they do and you still need a place, i’ll keep you in mind (the tenants they have now brought bedbugs, and they themselves admit the apartment is too small for them so when they leave and my in-laws bomb the place we’ll be in touch)
and yes it’s in Flatbush
Btw how many kids do you have (my wife wants to know)
☕️coffee addictParticipantYABBA DABBA DOO!!!
☕️coffee addictParticipantin what way does science contradict Torah?
☕️coffee addictParticipantwho do you think you’re calling an old geezer young whippersnapper, when i was your age I used to drive uphill to yeshiva……. both ways, mind you!
☕️coffee addictParticipantwell for instance scientist say the world is so many billions of years old, the Torah doesn’t say how old the world is
☕️coffee addictParticipantWump wump
thats just as bad as what’s the father of all corny jokes
POPCORN
which reminds me i want to make some
☕️coffee addictParticipantI would like a switch, if this means what I think it means (That you’re calling me immature)
☕️coffee addictParticipantI hear where you are coming from and I hope it is possible to do that.
For the record, I only posted this as a tribute to yossi z, (his parents aren’t divorced BH) and as of now it isn’t an issue because we’re more than 1,000 miles away, yet I will keep this piint in mind if the situation does arise
☕️coffee addictParticipantmbachur, that sounds weird,
why?
but i take it ur parents are divorced!
they are
Oh and while were at it, I think we should make some coffe room shidduchim
theyre fine single, theyre over 60 now
☕️coffee addictParticipantsheesh,
it should be a pleasure to get yours on sale, shows ur jewish!
☕️coffee addictParticipantoh yeah mine is a family plan
☕️coffee addictParticipant85 is cheap (unless you have a horrible provider) I currently pay 95 and it has 700 minutes and unlimited text and that price comes with discounts!
☕️coffee addictParticipantThis is a good question,(b/c im probably going to be in the same situation)
I would make two parties (one on the hebrew bday and one on the secular bday)
☕️coffee addictParticipantnot that hard yossi
ill get right to it
☕️coffee addictParticipantYossi,
You say tomato I say tomahto,
WELL Moderator 88?
☕️coffee addictParticipantMoshiach
☕️coffee addictParticipantMr Mod (88),
WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
(I’m having an argument with yossi z about how to interperet it)
☕️coffee addictParticipantWait a minute! the guy would’ve realized it was still dark out!
☕️coffee addictParticipantOr not a bachur anymore!
☕️coffee addictParticipantyou mean invalidate it
☕️coffee addictParticipantHow about what snow?
☕️coffee addictParticipantGaaaaa! I need a new subtitle, what do i choose? what do i choose?
☕️coffee addictParticipanthow odes one know when mod 88 will have another blue light special (I might be online but wont be on that particular thread0
☕️coffee addictParticipantHey i got a good subtitle for yogibooboo,
guard your picnic baskets
☕️coffee addictParticipantnuh uh! (I agree it stinks but cant do much with mbachur maybe i should switch it to something about miami (like what’s snow, or big 3 or something like that) Any suggestions anyone?
☕️coffee addictParticipantso if it was the other way (like this :>P) then its the tongue is coming out of the beard? (JK)
February 3, 2011 4:29 am at 4:29 am in reply to: Does Human Spellchecker Seem Like Praying Mantis? #735606☕️coffee addictParticipantI dont think so i think it sounds like your super power (in real life i like to stop people from saying tachnun on days where theres none)
☕️coffee addictParticipantI think you just have something against me :,,,,,,,,,,(
☕️coffee addictParticipantOh wouldnt that be wtvr (and that’s what I am trying to do and everyone else is trying to do it too)
February 3, 2011 3:30 am at 3:30 am in reply to: Does Human Spellchecker Seem Like Praying Mantis? #735603☕️coffee addictParticipantno i think it means that you are a human that spellchecks, instead of a computer
☕️coffee addictParticipantthat was my birthday gift
☕️coffee addictParticipantwhats wtv
and how does it look
☕️coffee addictParticipantMod 88
if you want a good idea is what a figure (meaning good looks) (also a pun on a figure 8
☕️coffee addictParticipantIll start off
Mine was a set of Igros Moshe (I don’t usually use it but it was given to me by R Dovid)
:P> Mbachur :P>
☕️coffee addictParticipantOk lets try this for a signature
:P> mbachur :P>
it might change, if i can come up with a better one
and in case anyone is wondering the P is me sticking out my tongue and > is my beard
☕️coffee addictParticipantNow i really feel left out mod 88
☕️coffee addictParticipantI never understood Pesach in hotels (let alone this year) The whole point of yetzias Mitzrayim is to say we were slaves in Mitzrayim and if you don’t do backbreaking work cleaning your house you never feel it (tongue in cheek b/c i come home 2 days before Pesach)
☕️coffee addictParticipanti dont have hebrew on my computer so ill say it in english
bracha rishonah
☕️coffee addictParticipantwhy do moderators allow joseph to post?
☕️coffee addictParticipantyossi z doesnt live in Miami he is from Boston (where I went to high school)
also if you know “miami” you would know that there are a bunch of communities where no one knows anyone in the other community (not to mention NMB is different than MB
☕️coffee addictParticipanttake an idea and make it tznius
☕️coffee addictParticipanthey thats cheating you put lol so you can make the 700th post
tsk tsk
☕️coffee addictParticipantAwww cmon!
on erev shabbos its a mitzvah to get a haircut,
when erev shabbos falls out on rosh chodesh R yehuda Hachassid says shouldnt get a haircut (some hold of it some say its a chumra) and when Rosh Chodesh falls out on erev shabbos during sfira then r moshe says even those that hold like R yehuda hachassid say its muttar
☕️coffee addictParticipantdon’t worry rabbi
Hashem Yishmor
☕️coffee addictParticipanti can understand ur smiley smiley face but how can candy make a picture of candy
☕️coffee addictParticipantsince no one even tried guessing it (except 1)
its getting a haircut
☕️coffee addictParticipanthey you can take my idea
ups delivery guys
☕️coffee addictParticipantoh, thanks for the clarification
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