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  • in reply to: Best Jewish Singer #1219034

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    older: MBD, shwekey, matisyuhu, gad elbaz and gertner

    young: yonaton, meydad tasa

    in reply to: family purim ideas #746260

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    mbachur-

    waiters and waitreses

    princess’s and prince’s

    in reply to: Eating late at night #746868

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    ha ha! its hard!!!!! these past few days i had the craving to eat the most fattening things at NIGHT! lol! i gained 4 pounds! am i happy? no! so what i did was, i did some excersize! and i told myself that i HATE bein fat! duh! now i lost 5 pounds!!!! beleive it or not! its really exciting!!!

    think about how fat your gana get!! uch! dont do it! be strong! good luck!

    in reply to: To talk or not to talk?? #758155

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    try avoiding that store

    in reply to: What do you do to get out of a bad mood? #745870

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    school felt like it lasted forever today! but im in a gr8 mood! the weather is awesome! i LOVE the outside! and i just came back from playing basketball! was fun!!!! gana do the dance machine now!! always makes me happy! : )

    and sms007- srry u feel that way! : ( hope ur feelin better now!!!

    observanteen- im on a diet too! lol! its so hard!! i wana eat more than usual knowing i cant eat it cuz ill get fat!!! aarrrggg! lol! GLUCK!

    in reply to: Good Forwards (Emails) #1059605

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    have you ever heard of ABBOTT and COSTELLO?

    (if not- in short- they were really really funny comedians in the 1900’s…blac and white movies…wtvr)

    Abbott & Costello on Computers

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

    COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

    ABBOTT: Mac?

    COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

    ABBOTT: Your computer?

    COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

    ABBOTT: Mac?

    COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

    ABBOTT: What about Windows?

    COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

    ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

    COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

    ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

    COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

    ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

    COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses, and run my business. What do you have?

    ABBOTT: Office.

    COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

    ABBOTT: I just did.

    COSTELLO: You just did what?

    ABBOTT: Recommend something.

    COSTELLO: You recommended something?

    ABBOTT: Yes.

    COSTELLO: For my office?

    ABBOTT: Yes.

    COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

    ABBOTT: Office.

    COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

    ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

    COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I wan t to type a proposal. What do I need?

    ABBOTT: Word.

    COSTELLO: What word?

    ABBOTT: Word in Office

    COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

    ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

    COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

    ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W.”

    COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

    ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

    COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

    ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

    COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

    ABBOTT: One copy.

    COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

    ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

    COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

    ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

    (A few days later)

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

    COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

    in reply to: Good Forwards (Emails) #1059604

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    want to sfind out of your a dumb blonde?

    Ok so heres what ya do, mark your answers with a little ‘x’ inside the boxes if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then send it to all your friends (including the one that sent it to you) and make them laugh.

    1 [ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

    2 [ ]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door

    4 [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks

    6 [x] You have ran into a tree

    7 [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow

    8 [ ] You tried to lick your elbow

    9 [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm

    10 [ ] You just tried to sing them

    11 [ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

    12 [ ] You have choked on your own spit

    16 [ ] Your hair is blonde

    17 [x] People have called you slow

    18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire

    19 [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling

    21 [x ] You’ve fallen asleep in a laundry basket (when i was 5 lol)

    22 [X] Sometimes you just stop in the the middle of no where and think about random things

    14 [x] You didn’t notice that in the last question ‘the’ was spelled twice

    15 [x] You just looked at it

    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about (lol TTLY all the time!!!!)

    24 [ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you {lol}

    26[ ] You use your fingers to do simple maths (GO MODIFIED MATH!!!!!!!!!!)

    27 [ ] You have eaten a bug

    28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important ( SUCH AS STUDYING!!!!!!!!!)

    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

    30 [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

    31 [ ] You’ve cried when studying for a quiz because you thought you would fail-pretend crying, out of annoyance (if its a word)

    32 [x] You break a lot of things.

    33 [x] Friends know not to use big words around you {lol}

    34 [ ]You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

    35 [ ] You have fallen out of your chair before

    36 [ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

    37 [x] The word ‘umm’ is used many times a day

    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

    39 [ ] You have spelled your name wrong

    40 [x] you ever felt like smacking your teacher (I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SMACKING SOME OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!)

    40 [X] You have drawn a deformed heart (lots of times! lol!)

    you fill in your own “x”‘s

    in reply to: How to put music on a micro sd card so it plays on your phone #745875

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    i just stuck my mini memory card in the big one, and stuck taht into my computer. open with folder. copy and paste the songs you want from itunes- or any other folder. once you see its on. you can remove the memory card and stick into phone. i can explain to you how to get to it from there, but i dont know wich fone u hav.

    mine, i go to main menu, tools, mass storage, file manager, than i select: “memory card” and it should be there.

    hope it works out! : )

    in reply to: I'm new at this #745630

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    im also new at this: Ad Dilo Yada!!! will do this together! lol! just kiding…but u figure things out! im only on for 2 days!!!!!!! its fun! but hard to keep up with ALL the convos! lol! well, anyways, gluck! and hav fun! i am!

    in reply to: yonatan shainfeld #745988

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    yes- its from kinderlach

    in reply to: texting #745313

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    i have texting and im a teen. texting can be very addicting. i once read: if you find yourself checking to see if you have recieved any new texts every minute, you are addicted!”

    i think its true.

    in reply to: family purim ideas #746252

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    commonsense- that is a really funny idea! uncle moishy! ha!

    guyz- thanx for ur ideas! we figured out what were gana do this purim! its a secret for now… : )

    in reply to: What do you do to get out of a bad mood? #745853

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    ya!!!!!!!!! lol!! : )

    in reply to: boy stabbed ? #745258

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    moitzei shabos- was a 18 year old boy. black dude tried to mug him, but he was wearing his shabos suite, so he didnt have anything on him, so the dude stabbed him.

    sunday night- jewish boy and girl mugged

    thats what i heard….

    and btw- the stabber is still out there! he is tall, black and has a goat beard! be carefull!!!!!

    in reply to: Louis Vuitton Compares Jews To Vegans! #1099604

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    wow! i was just about to buy a lui voton bracelet! few!

    in reply to: YOUTH CORE #745197

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    i didnt hear that!!!! i hope its a lie!!!!

    in reply to: who uses CR? #820885

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    Syag Lchochma- “chaperon the teenagers 🙂 ” ?!?! lol!

    in reply to: Shocked!! #745652

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    wow! that must be very shocking! i went though the same thing! but it happened to my neighbor and she’s still OTD for 3 years now!!! its creepy! and she comes from an amazing fam!

    these things just happen! usually when someone isnt happy with who they are and they look for a better life, and than it just gets “better and better” OR SO THEY THINK! of course we know its just getting worse and worse! its really hard to get out of it!

    if you want, i can give a a rabbis email address that helps and chats and emails and talks to peeps who r OTD! i think it wud help her!!!

    in reply to: boys thoughts on girls #746028

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    lol! i was waiting for someone to do this!!!!!! ha ha!

    in reply to: What do you do to get out of a bad mood? #745851

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    i always take a walk with my ipod! listen to your FAVE music!

    you can call-visit someone you love being around-talking to!

    do the dance machine!!! (if u hav it! lol! its a blast!)

    bake!

    i cant think of anything else now! anyways, good luck! and only think of happy thoughts! and smile even if ur not happy! its hard, but u find urself just smiling and laughing…it works! : )

    in reply to: who uses CR? #820884

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    whatrutalkingabt- your right!!!!! lol!

    and it doesnt really bother me…i used the wrong word…my bad…its more like..uumm..curious! im curious to know who im talkin to! but its ttly ok! i x rlly care! as u sed, its fun to try to fugure it out!

    in reply to: girls thoughts on boys #746226

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    A23- he told me! simple as that! its complicating…

    guy-ocho- ill guess your a dude…not all girls on;y care bout looks! thats not fair to just say that! im not like that! duh, id luv to hav a dude tahts DDG, but still! if hes not, and hes cute, nice, caring…etc., id take him, and i bet others wud 2!

    : )

    in reply to: Jokes #1201597

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    i love it! waiter- thats funny!

    funniest jewish joke ever:

    “there were two jewish women sitting minding their own bussness”

    in reply to: mass texting #745176

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    whats “inuendo”?

    in reply to: who uses CR? #820857

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    really now?!? lol!

    in reply to: Words #744953

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    its just a way of speaking, people just say it, not REALLY thinking EXACTLY about what they are saying! its just another world for crazy or weird…idk!

    but your not the only one, happiest, my sis also feels taht way!

    : )

    in reply to: non-jewish music #780016

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    ha ha! seriously? that is too funny!

    in reply to: family purim ideas #746249

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    observanteen- im not married! lol! my mom just doesnt have the patiance to think of any ideas, so i posted it here, thinking ill get ideas! but i do hav a mom and dad, so they can be what u mentioned…lol! ok, thanx!

    and “whatrutalkingabt”- i no that family! ha ha! but i thought it was a little weird…

    and thanx to you all- for all your ideas!!!!!!!!!!

    in reply to: boy stabbed ? #745257

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    was bet j and k, tahts not in the city….? is it?

    in reply to: Getting Up In The Morning #745903

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    i agree with frim- i set it for haf hour b4 i needa wake up and keep on clicking snooze, so when its time to wake up, im not TOTALLY sleeping (since i was sort of awake this past haf hour) but i did sleep… and i can get up not being so tired!

    in reply to: girls thoughts on boys #746201

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    i met a boy- and ALL he cared about was my looks! was sick! and of course i dumped him. so as a girl, who wants a guy that only cares bout looks?!? he has to have LOTS more than that- and they were basically mentioned above…

    in reply to: HATE #745282

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    ha ha! lol! “im not fat…im tall from side to side” that is funny!!! haha

    in reply to: YOUTH CORE #745195

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    yes there is every year.

    did you ever do it b4? if u did, u will get in mail and u dont gata worry bout it.

    if never did b4, u gata go online and go to youth corps.com (however u wana spell it!) and…its a little complicating and i dont remeber exactly how to do it- srry that im no help! i did it 2 years ago…

    but its not that hard…just play around on the website, i bet u can figure it out…

    in reply to: teenagers world #836163

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    hey hey! im younger than 17!!!! and im loving it! and im not really lookin 4ward to bein 17! i like it this way! i love bein a teen! i wish i can skip the shiduchim stage though- and just get married! but that sounds too good to be true! lol!

    in reply to: boy stabbed ? #745254

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    whenever sum1 finds out any new news- please let me no!

    in reply to: boy stabbed ? #745247

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    thanx for answering dumblonde!!!!!!!

    in reply to: non-jewish music #779965

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    i agree with popa bear

    in reply to: non-jewish music #779962

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    you dont sound like the type, that if i DO tell you what im listening to, you would no what im talkin bout, so i dont see a point in saying.

    in reply to: family purim ideas #746242

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    we did the: “Pilot/ steward blue jackets and pilot hats for boys, shirts and scarf (tie) for girls.” last year! lol!

    but thanx, and the fisherman we never did…will think about it! thanx!

    in reply to: non-jewish music #779960

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    i also want to know- what is wrong with non jewish music. im a girl, why cant i listen to it? its not like im a dude who cant hear girls singing?!

    and im not listening to inapropriate music! they are really nice songs, slow ones, that have nice words- for example, “dont give up when things are not going well…” idk! just simple things that nothing is wrong with it!!!!!

    in reply to: Purim Costumes for Families #744566

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    ya, dumb blonde thats cute!

    health- my mom thinks the same way. but its hard to explain! its so cute when u dress up all the same…!

    and for: misterhock:

    my freinds fam dressed up- the dad as the man in the yellow hat, and the rest of the fam were monkyes! was adorable

    in reply to: family purim ideas #746239

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    lol! u guyz r funny! i doubt will do that! – the whole string thing! and i gave the farmers idea, cuz thats what we did 2 years ago…wtvr! but we need ideas….got any more?

    in reply to: teenagers world #836140

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    hey everyone! i read this whole convo- and i wana answer the quistion…

    whats hard bout a teens life?

    i think the different genders…

    and happy b-day observanteen- ur gana be 18 very very soon! ha ha! do u feel old?!

    and “i said so” and “yossi”- i couldnt agree more!!!!! WE ROCK THIS WORLD!!!

    peace!

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