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  • in reply to: Monopolists #1000885
    popa_bar_abba
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    Oh, I assumed he hoarded fruit so that he could sell the unhoarded fruit at high prices. Because if you dump the hoarded fruit on the market, then the price just falls anyway.

    In any event, maybe they’re talking about fruit that spoils if you don’t eat it. Because if it doesn’t spoil, then hoarding it is good for equalizing supply.

    in reply to: Kudos to the RCA this time #1000974
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    No offense meant. But when you lie with adas korach, you wake up with fleas.

    in reply to: Bibi Karzaiyahu #1000899
    popa_bar_abba
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    Absolutely none of the prisoners released by Bibi has ever killed an American and they pose no threat to the United States.

    lolwut

    Of course they have. There have been many many Americans killed by palestinian terrorists in Israel. Why in the world do you assume none of those were among the released?

    in reply to: Kudos to the RCA this time #1000970
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    Charlie: Did they put it in the New York Times? Was the target audience other people within the community, or the American community?

    You don’t need to answer. They put it in Haaretz and the target audience was certainly within the community.

    Look, I’m sorry you got led down this road by a charlatan, but now isn’t the time to double down. Now is the time to leave. Call him up, say, rabbi, you’re a fraud and you’ve been taking people away from Hashem, and I’m leaving you.

    You can still leave. And if I was your wife I’d sit in the entrance of our tent and comb my hair so that you couldn’t go join him.

    in reply to: Is there a tactful way to say Shadchan prefers money? #1003228
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    Syag, I haven’t been part of this discussion, and have read like only the last 2 posts.

    But disregarding the story that happened in this thread, you do agree that shadchanus is governed by the halachos discussing it, and that the halacha says there is an objective amount which is the correct amount, and that it is determined by what most other people do?

    And it makes sense that there should be a set required payment also. If you don’t want to pay the piper, don’t use their services and call the tune.

    That’s what I did. I didn’t want to pay a shadchan so I went off and found my own. And I reckon she’s better than all those retards from BJJ being peddled by the shadchans. (Or, at least, she’s less than $1,000 worse.)

    (That last line was probably not worth losing dinner over, but there’s a whole day until dinner…)

    in reply to: …do I also need to… #1082355
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    Did I say on his phone? I meant on his pocket organizer. (remember those ones in like 1991 that could send a message like 20 feet to another one if they were visible?)

    in reply to: Kudos to the RCA this time #1000964
    popa_bar_abba
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    Here’s the email, btw:

    Rabbinical Council of America

    28 Shevat 5774

    January 29, 2014

    Dear chaver,

    Today, a member of the RCA has chosen to take his case against the Chief Rabbinate to the pages of the New York Times. While there are issues that challenge the Chief Rabbinate of Israel, both internally and with regard to the worldwide Jewish community, the RCA strongly objects to the airing of these issues in the general media. Doing so undermines the integrity of Halakah and the Jewish community in the larger world. We are proud of our recent agreement with the Chief Rabbinate on behalf of our members and our communities, and remain committed to work be-darkei no’am on behalf of Torah and klal Yisrael. We urge our members to discuss these issues with their communities.

    in reply to: Chief Rabbi of the CR #1026431
    popa_bar_abba
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    Yes, I testify that itche is no longer a college sheigetz. And the rabbanut better be mekabel it.

    in reply to: Kudos to the RCA this time #1000963
    popa_bar_abba
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    Charlie,

    It isn’t too late, you can still leave. We will be happy to welcome you back.

    ????? ???? ???? ???? ????

    in reply to: I wish I were a kohen #1001154
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    Weiss, after he won the fight, decided to go complain to the general American population about how Israel is undemocratic and a religious hegemony.

    Because apparently his cause to destroy Judaism is more important than American goodwill to Israel. I’m glad that now even Sam will agree that there is no shaila of saying lashon hara about him, since he is a malshin.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009801
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    yitay, you like my parsley story?

    in reply to: I wish I were a kohen #1001151
    popa_bar_abba
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    I started daf yomi with eruvin. So I’ll consider that in 6 years.

    Meanwhile I’ll daven v’lamalshinim al t’hi tikva. See today’s New York Times. V’hazeidim mheirah s’akeir u’s’shabeir v’sachnia b’mheira b’yomeinu!

    in reply to: Forced to kill by a Grama #1001568
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    I mean, the svara doesn’t seem to be related to the issur retzicha, so my guess is it shouldn’t matter.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009799
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    Also, does it refer to someone with perfect eyesight, average eyesight, median eyesight, or something else.

    in reply to: Monopolists #1000879
    popa_bar_abba
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    Thank you MDG. See the kimchis thread for details

    in reply to: …do I also need to… #1082353
    popa_bar_abba
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    What mixed event? Who said mixed event? My sister in law was messaging my brother on his phone and he told her.

    in reply to: if you found out youre a goy… #1010393
    popa_bar_abba
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    What if you find out you’re Jewish, but just not frum. What would you do then?

    in reply to: …do I also need to… #1082350
    popa_bar_abba
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    I’m an aboriginal moony

    in reply to: marrying girl with same name as mother… #1013549
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    best is if you have the same name as her mother.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009795
    popa_bar_abba
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    Maybe there are more bugs now because of global warming. After all, the earth is warmer than it has ever been. So it makes sense there is more infestation.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009794
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    I just ate a yogurt with strawberries that had an OU-D on it. And it was organic too.

    in reply to: Maaser Q's #1000870
    popa_bar_abba
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    I assume there are deductions. Certainly it is a tax on net income, not on gross.

    in reply to: …do I also need to… #1082348
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    I don’t think the fact that I’m not up to the level of doing everything, makes me not a talmid. I’m improving and working on myself.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009790
    popa_bar_abba
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    Did you try smashing it on a black garbage bag and watching the buggies squirm out, as GAW recommends?

    in reply to: …do I also need to… #1082345
    popa_bar_abba
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    It’s harder to eat nuts inconspicuously while standing.

    Incidentally, the dinner this week had neither tehillim, nor pledge to obama, nor pledge to the tzionim…nor nuts on the table. So it seems there was an intended correlation there that they were for eating during those events.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009784
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    If you start allowing technological advances to change halachah, ein l’dvar sof.

    I’m just pointing out that to insist that you have to do inspections that were impossible in the times of Chazal and that if you don’t you are eating non-kosher bugs you are saying that Chazal ate non-kosher bugs chas v’shalom!

    A tad ironic coming from someone who thinks that social “advances” should change halacha, and that chazal were a bunch of bigots seeking to oppress women and other groups.

    Just sayin

    in reply to: Romantic songs #1003571
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    I don’t remember. Remind me what the thread is about.

    in reply to: gift for wife #1000429
    popa_bar_abba
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    300 bucks? What did you do this time?

    in reply to: Gift Ideas for Men #1000693
    popa_bar_abba
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    look what I found.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009774
    popa_bar_abba
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    ROB:

    I think you read too quickly. I wrote that while I was staring at it trying to figure it out, it dried off and started crawling across my finger.

    in reply to: ???? ???? ???? #1219916
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    shkoyach for bumping! Important info right here.

    in reply to: …do I also need to… #1082337
    popa_bar_abba
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    Just bec I didn’t tell you about it until now means I’m one of the newer ones?

    I’m from the originals, way back before anyone heard of us. I would have posted about it earlier, but I was still davening.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009770
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    ROB

    I think you misunderstand me.

    The bug was definitely assur, and was clearly visible as a bug once it dried itself off and started walking around on my finger.

    I wanted a magnifying glass for my own convenience, so that I should not have to sit there squinting at it until it found its towel and finished cleaning behind its ears.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009767
    popa_bar_abba
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    Magnifying glasses did not exist in talmudic times.

    Yes, but bugs did. And as the story continues, it started crawling.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009762
    popa_bar_abba
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    I checked a big bushel of parsley last night, the way the star-k says to.

    First I soaked it in soapy water. Then I rinsed it. Then I agitated it in a bowl of clean water and pulled it out. I checked the water and it was clean.

    But I had only stuck the front in, not the stems. So I agitated the stems in the water.

    I checked it, it was clean.

    Wait, what is that little thing I can barely see floating in the water. Lemme grab it. Missed. Where did it go? Who knows. Lemme look again. Need more light. There it is. Missed again. There it is. Ok, got it on my nail.

    What is this thing? Who knows. I need a magnifying glass. I don’t have one. Lemme put it up to my eye. Still can’t see. Hmmm.

    I know, I know! It must be a bug! A thrip! (because thrips live in parsley). Assur gamur! lol!

    Oh, it’s drying off. And shaking water off it’s tiny body. And starting to crawl around on my nail. Hey wife, look at this tiny bug on my nail crawling around. Eeeew Popa, get rid of it! Ok.

    So I put it back in more soapy water, and agitate, and wash, and agitate, and wash, etc. And then try again. This time really actually clean.

    And put it in the soup.

    in reply to: …do I also need to… #1082335
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    in reply to: …do I also need to… #1082334
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    I wrote that I was a moony eons ago. Like a month and a half ago.

    in reply to: tefilas haderech #1000245
    popa_bar_abba
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    Look on google maps. Try looking on 95 near West Greenwich, CT.

    in reply to: tefilas haderech #1000240
    popa_bar_abba
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    Do you say Tefilas Haderech between Washington and Boston, since you have to pass through an uninhabited area, and the area is almost 100% built-up in the middle.

    It isn’t built up by a long shot. Look at google maps

    in reply to: tefilas haderech #1000236
    popa_bar_abba
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    Yes, unless it is from brooklyn to lakewood

    in reply to: Romantic songs #1003569
    popa_bar_abba
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    Yes, I have three and a half wives. The half wife will hide a bloody sack with a decapitated head for me, but will not (Oh, I can’t remember that story)

    in reply to: ???? ?' ?????? ?? ???? ????? #1000234
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    I don’t find it disgusting at all. Maybe you can explain it to me.

    in reply to: Does your wife read YWN? (and a confession) #1198009
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    Frimet is actually my autistic 9 year old neighbor. She’s very sweet. Please don’t make fun of her.

    (She got it from the shidduch crisis vaccine)

    in reply to: year of birth #1000933
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    Fine, I’ll share. I don’t mind.

    1996

    in reply to: What is a good Jerusalem neighborhood for young couple #1001466
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    And what is wrong with the places our avos lived? If meah shearim was good enough for Yitzchok, is it not good enough for you?

    in reply to: The effect of the united states invasion on Iraq. #1000852
    popa_bar_abba
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    “Rampant inflation due to printing money to fund the debt”

    That has not happened.

    In the ten years after the Iraq war, consumer prices increased 26%.

    In the ten years prior to the Iraq war, consumer prices increased 28%.

    Science is so wonderful, you can get such wholesome returns of conjecture with such a limited investment of fact. (paraphrased from Mark Twain)

    1. What is the inflation rate historically?

    2. Might there have been other inflationary pressure during those previous 10 years which was removed?

    You can’t just go making conclusions on two pieces of data. It isn’t much better than the poster you are responding to who only had one piece.

    in reply to: Does your wife read YWN? (and a confession) #1198002
    popa_bar_abba
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    were you afraid of what she would think of you?

    lol of course not.

    I was afraid of being thrown out of the house on my ear.

    in reply to: Kula-ization of Judaism. #1009742
    popa_bar_abba
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    GAW: have you done that?

    in reply to: Does your wife read YWN? (and a confession) #1197998
    popa_bar_abba
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    And i’m usually about 20 days behind. Makes perfect sense.

    Or else I had done it a couple weeks previously. It’s 5 years ago, you can’t expect me to remember perfectly

    in reply to: Does your wife read YWN? (and a confession) #1197996
    popa_bar_abba
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    Because she won’t remember anymore exactly when it was to think that it’s me

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