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  • in reply to: Rhymes and Reasons #988137
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    Hiccup?? uhh…that doesn’t really fit unless I say I was so distraught I had to give a hiccup..which makes less than zero sense

    if I write it here…she’ll pass out! but I’ll tell you…I really think it’s pretty good…I just need an idea for the apology part

    in reply to: Rhymes and Reasons #988133
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    I have to say teacup. it’s vital for…err…us…

    see, I sort of cracked her favorite one this morning..and I’m apologizing in my poem…

    in reply to: Subtitles #990250
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    Ahem…take that in every sense of the phrase..

    And, OURTorah…just think before you speak, alright? it’s a good lesson for life xD

    in reply to: Explain Your Username #1019495
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    TOO MUCH TROUBLE???

    (ahem)

    I mean…I hear.(thanks for the prompt dude)

    Sooo, perhaps when you are..err, struck by inspiration…as it would, of course, make your masterpiece So much more masterpieceful…

    in reply to: Explain Your Username #1019491
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    uuuuh, yo, not to trouble you or anything but ya mind connecting it??

    and, thank you! I appreciate it.

    in reply to: Rhymes and Reasons #988131
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    Oh no!!! Now what do I do???

    in reply to: What did you cook/bake today? #1007877
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    Ah, well, friendly warning about the y kind….

    you bite it…it BITES BACK!!!!

    in reply to: Explain Your Username #1019489
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    ha! I hadn’t realized just how much of a riot that night was!!

    Not embarrassing AT ALL that that’s linked to my username forever….

    Good thing most people don’t just randomly click on usernames.

    Hey, 73, you know, I’ve really been behaving myself tonight…

    Ya think you can dump in a fluffy poodle in there somewhere??

    in reply to: Explain Your Username #1019487
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    What? I don’t even remember that!

    Wasn’t that argument linked to my username once upon a time..? I don’t think it still is though…sorry folks…no entertainment!!

    in reply to: SHNITZY ATTACK!! #988383
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    SHARP OLD BUDDY!! I trust you’ve been turning the Cr sufficiently upside down without me!?!

    in reply to: SHNITZY ATTACK!! #988382
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    Yeah, well…I’m not gonna take it back…cuz it might just still suit you…beneath that proper punctuation facade..

    in reply to: SHNITZY ATTACK!! #988380
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    I didn’t say “you’re A big rioutous nightmare”

    but, I can if you’d like…it’s not like that’s an insult or anything.

    73, YOU’RE A RIOTOUS NIGHTMARE, I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD NO. whatever.

    Well, I gotta say, I’m definitely seeing a new side of you…the friendly, I would never overstepped the privacy of soneones post, unbolded, one sentence comments with PROPER COMMAS AND PERIODS AND EVERYTHING! wow.

    just wow.

    in reply to: What did you cook/bake today? #1007873
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    Hey! You could have just insulted a farmer big time!!

    What’s shnitzy?

    in reply to: SHNITZY ATTACK!! #988375
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    Pfffft…must be a new hobby of yours cuz I ain’t seen none of that.

    So…did you miss me ole fellow? Your big riotous nightmare!!!

    in reply to: SUC Grand Member Master List #1177844
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    *pout*

    in reply to: SHNITZY ATTACK!! #988373
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    73, so rarely do I actually get a comment from you that isn’t written in my own spotlight…I gotta savor this!!!

    in reply to: What did you cook/bake today? #1007871
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    Peanut butter aaaaaaaaaand (wait for it folks) jelly!

    ~I sprinkled a bit of sugar on top..does that count?

    in reply to: ERROR: Computer Not Turned On #988124
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    Wow. Hard to believe they still keep monkeys these days…And I thought my contest spelled doom for the breed…

    in reply to: Explain Your Username #1019484
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    Hmmm…I wonder if I still have my old subtitle…

    And if anyone remembers the night I received it…

    *shnitzy muses*

    in reply to: Coffee Addictions Anonymous #938691
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    Welcome to the club yo!

    in reply to: I can't believe its not Chometz! #939072
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    I second that, sharp 🙂 🙂

    Not fair, you stole my answer!!!!

    Also those awesomely delicious coconut balls we buy every single year,(with total memory loss). They MAKE my Pesach. I forgot what they’re called…oh yeah…macarooooooons.

    And even BETTER (and soggier)…LADYFINGERS!

    I can’t believe they’re not Chometz!

    in reply to: Kol Mekadesh Sh'vii #939867
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    Nebach

    in reply to: Chol Ha’Moed Trips #938368
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    Hmmm. Alright, thanks! Will definitely look into them…:)

    in reply to: Post to Post�NOT #1047691
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    What?! Again?! I only cleaned off your face two minutes ago!! 😡

    in reply to: Keser Chaya Seminary in Israel #1047836
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    Ahem ahem

    need seminary help, I am here to offer my unassistance. *bow*

    in reply to: Is Popa Cynical? #938163
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    oh brother

    in reply to: Searching CR For Old Threads #938278
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    Getting there…

    Keep on blasting em, it adds to your attitudie rep…

    in reply to: 20 Questions�Round 2! #1165500
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    18. Is it hard? could be

    19. Is it Shnitzel? Seriously?! No

    20. Is it kishke? Nope

    beep beep beep beep

    Guess away my friends *smirkety smirkety smirk*

    in reply to: Coffee Addictions Anonymous #938688
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    Yes! There’s hope for you yet.

    in reply to: Meme #938184
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    OAG?

    in reply to: Missing #938455
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    See, I know it’s a key cuz when I stepped directly in front of the door, a huge cage shot out of the floor surrounding me from all sides. Then, from above dropped a giant flaming monkey. He stretched out his hand and growled “The key. now”. I prevailed upon him the circumstances of my dire quest, but alas, he had no mercy. I was finally rid of him only after spilling my entire mug of coffee over his hairy head. He sizzled and dissapeared. Then, a tiny ant came to my aid unbinding the cage and sending it back into the depths of the earth. I figured I can always find someone to forge me a copy of the key and quickly removed a spare can of playdough from an early adventure with my son this morning. But when I looked to make a soft impression of the keyhole, it was nowhere to be found! So now I am without a key or a keyhole. I learned that I can get rid of monsters with coffee.

    But I still don’t have my brain!

    Any fresh ideas??

    in reply to: Is Popa Cynical? #938161
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    Hey move over, someone just spilled something on my seat.

    in reply to: 1:00 AM Lurkers #1011174
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    That’s nice. I wasn’t offering my services, just wondering. 😛

    in reply to: Is It Not Annoying When… #938130
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    Yah, but when you put it all together, it sounds really evil-bunnyish. Try it! 😉

    in reply to: What to pack and what not� #937829
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    Check out “Is Popa Cynical” and figure it out. (shnitzys posts are quite helpful;))

    in reply to: On a plane #939020
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    Naw, it was a cat.

    We’re a ways back havin our kumzitz meetin…

    in reply to: Chol Ha’Moed Trips #938359
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    Brooklyn

    in reply to: Ways Not To Gain Weight On Pesach #938033
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    drink coffee

    in reply to: Missing #938452
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    It’s been improved since Potters time. For some reason, they have this irrational fear that someone will break in looking for a brain…

    Maybe they got that from a prophecy or some`in, I dunno

    in reply to: Is It Not Annoying When… #938127
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    Tip for life: Always make an evil laugh in CAPS. It looks a trifle pathetic otherwise…

    BWAHAHAHATEEHEEEHEEEHOOOOHAAAAAAHAAAHOOOHEEWAAAAAAHAAAHAHABWAHAA!!!!!!!!!!

    in reply to: Searching CR For Old Threads #938276
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    Whatever

    in reply to: Post to Post�NOT #1047686
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    (lightbulb) I know! I’ll pour coffee over the rest of it, then no one will know the dif-Oh no! Here comes the wife. Help!!!

    in reply to: What to pack and what not� #937826
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    Gooood lord! It’s cold down there.

    Awright, gimme the guitar yo

    in reply to: Missing #938450
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    YOU DID WHAT?!

    in reply to: What to pack and what not� #937823
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    .gd R&D hfdsgbhingffthhvffg(bangbang)ngfyjbvdthbbcdf!!

    (banggggg) hhngfryhhvddghhgv DFHNBCDRYHHBFFGHHHBGFF!!!!!!!

    in reply to: Giving Pet to non-Jew over Pesach #937773
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    Make sure he takes your dog for a sTROLL every so often.

    in reply to: What to pack and what not� #937820
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    There you are!! Oh thank you, Hakadosh Baruch Hu! We made it!

    All right, I’m going under. Sharp, remember to open the hatch!!

    in reply to: Post to Post�NOT #1047684
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    That was the coffee!

    in reply to: What to pack and what not� #937817
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    OH NO!! THE GATES ARE CLOSING! HURRY SHARP!!

    in reply to: What to pack and what not� #937816
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    Yeah, as soon as I escape from your suitcase and crawl through the exit hatch into passenger seating…

    Att all: You can now be very jealous cuz you don’t know what we’ll be singin…

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