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@ PBA Or in this case, mitoch shelo l’shema bo l’shema
Na nach nachma nachman meuman
I can relate 100%
There’s no I in me
It depends what he is doing. If he is in the beis hamedrash he should be home by 1 or 1:30 so he can be awake and strong for the 9 o clock sunday morning minyan. If he wants to go to the theatre he shouldn’t be allowed to leave the house.
@jewish dude
i dont know about you, but i dont shower in my tefillin
“It doesn’t. I was just nitpicking Sam’s nitpick.”
For those who don’t understand this means that DaasYochid is a sofer
@ says me- I understand, but what’s that got to do with my poem?
on a different note, I wrote up a small poem and I would like to share it with you folks. let me know what you think. it goes a little something like this
He said my life is schmulik
I can’t recall the bullick
If I only had a brain
If you can’t dance the hora
Then please give me a torah
If I only had a braainn
I clap and sing for hours
Like secondary powers
If I only had a brain
If you can give me soda
Then I can give you yoda
If I only had a brain
I’d look to be a gadget
Who cannot practice magic
If I only had a brain
I’d pop the pimple two times
With all sorts of new crimes
If I only had a brain
I am not for the flowers
For 14 different hours
If I only had a brain
To pick up a big scooter
And swim with a nice looter
If I only had a what a brain
PBA- why do you say that?
na
I didn’t mean every politician, I meant every talk radio show host
I will sum up what every conservative politician has said since 2008. Obama is the worst president ever.
Now you don’t have to listen to any of them.
you don’t hear about mike piazza these days. you hear about david wright more.
mike piazza? where have you been all these years?
He said my life is schmulik
I can’t recall the bullick
If I only had a brain
If you can’t dance the hora
Then please give me a torah
If I only had a braainn
I clap and sing for hours
Like secondary powers
If I only had a brain
If you can give me soda
Then I can give you yoda
If I only had a brain
I paid with cash and the driver was so grateful he told me in confidence not to go anywhere near Manhattan on Friday October 11th.
Beggars can’t be choosers
@ LAB
HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yungerman from Lakewood-
Please work on your middos
The good news is that you are definitely very excited
I am from queens
you are too young to be dating. you were born in 96
you are too young to be dating. you were born in 96
@ Toi- I am a fast walker
@ kollel wife
I am a fast walker
@ Burnt Steak
I am a fast walker
I personally hold, and everyone is entitled to disagree, the football is avoda zora
@ Burnt Steak
But I like my steaks medium rare
I hold that football is avoda zora
@ jewishdude
I know someone who tried to cough by heart and he ended up coughing up blood. If successful it can be great, but there is no question, its a big risk.
I hold that football is avodah zara. During football season every sunday frum yidden plant themselves in front of the tv from early in the morning, to watch the pre game analyses, until the wee hours of monday morning so they can watch the analyses of every game afterwards. And then of course monday has a din of yom kippur to these people because of monday night football (yemach shmo). People are beyond obsessed with it its mamish insane. People will miss weddings and other important events because chas v’shalom they should miss a minute of a football game. What a bizayon hatoira! The other sports from my observation are not worshiped to the same degree.
E-cigarettes?
I get from the guy from Brooklyn also. He also sends out a dvar torah every erev shabbos. What’s this Mishmeres Chaim one? How can I get on that, should I just text that number asking to be added to the list?
What’s pshat in a lifetime, plus a 1000 years? How is that different from stam a lifetime?
People have the tendency to ignore me on these threads
Moderator 42- I am having difficulty rhyming your verses
@ levaryeh There is no question you have a talent, and what’s better is that usually people who waste their time doing these things aren’t learning, but it’s evident from the lyrics that you are knowledgeable in torah
@ levaryeh There is no question you have a talent, and what’s better is that usually people who waste their time doing these things aren’t learning, but it’s evident from the lyrics that you are knowledgeable in torah
myself, BoruchSchwartzenagger
if you have athlete’s foot, the summer is a great time to scratch your feet.
Perhaps lecha dodi
buying pogs.