Yossi, it was me that you noticed was missing 🙂

G-d bless Michoel Savage for saying what he did.

If your calling him by his Hebrew first name (Michoel), then you should call him by his Jewish last name, which i believe is Weiner.

Keyboard, Drums, Percussions, & Guitar.

The song was originally composed by Simcha Leiner as a tribute to the Fogel family in Itamar last year. Here is a link to the free download.

http://www.mostlymusic.com/kol-berama.html

@KFB Huh? Please explain

Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: No!

Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.

Son: Then Ok

Dad goes to Bill Gates.

Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill: No!

Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.

Bill: Then Ok.

Dad goes to the President of World Bank.

Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.

President: No!

Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then Ok.

This is Business

I’ve been using Google Voice for over 4 years now (back when it was still known as Grand Central), as a business number due to the fact that i’m not always in my office, and i’ve had very little problems with it

why are’nt you at work??? do you have a job?

I know this question wasn’t addressed to me, but yes I do have a job and that’s where i am right now as i post this.

Why were some of the people here forced to listen to the song?

Because i’m a musician and in order to make some money, I must play what the ba’al simcha wants to hear.

Huh??? am i missing something here?

Please make sure to read till the end!!!

SWEET POISON…

A MUST READ TO THE END!

In October of 2001, my sister started getting very sick She had stomach spasms and she was having a hard time getting around. Walking was a major chore. It took everything she had just to get out of bed; she was in so much pain.

By March 2002, she had undergone several tissue and muscle biopsies and was on 24 various prescription medications. The doctors could not determine what was wrong with her. She was in so much pain, and so sick she just knew she was dying.

She put her house, bank accounts, life insurance, etc., in her oldest daughter’s name, and made sure that her younger children were to be taken care of.

She also wanted her last hooray, so she planned a trip to Florida (basically in a wheelchair) for March 22nd…

On March 19, I called her to ask how her most recent tests went, and she said they didn’t find anything on the test, but they believe she had MS.

I recalled an article a friend of mine e-mailed to me and I asked my sister if she drank diet soda? She told me that she did. As a matter of fact, she was getting ready to crack one open that moment..

I told her not to open it, and to stop drinking the

diet soda! I e-mailed her an article my friend, a lawyer, had sent. My sister called me within 32 hours after our phone conversation and told me she had stopped drinking the diet soda AND she could walk! The muscle spasms went away. She said she didn’t feel 100% but, she sure felt a lot better.

She told me she was going to her doctor with this article and would call me when she got home.

Well, she called me, and said her doctor was amazed! He is going to call all of his MS patients to find out if they consumed artificial sweeteners of any kind. In a nutshell, she was being poisoned by the Aspartame in the diet soda.. and literally dying a slow and miserable death.

When she got to Florida March 22, all she had to take was one pill, and that was a pill for the

Aspartame poisoning! She is well on her way to a complete recovery. And she is walking! No wheelchair! This article saved her life.

If it says ‘SUGAR FREE’ on the label; DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

I have spent several days lecturing at the WORLD ENVIRONMENTAL CONFERENCE on ‘ASPARTAME,’ marketed as’Nutra Sweet,’ ‘Equal,’ and ‘Spoonful.’

In the keynote address by the EPA, it was announced that in the United States in 2001 there is an epidemic of multiple sclerosis and systemic lupus. It was difficult to determine exactly what toxin was causing

this to be rampant. I stood up and said that I was there to lecture on exactly that subject.

I will explain why Aspartame is so dangerous: When the temperature of this sweetener exceeds 86 degrees F, the wood alcohol in ASPARTAME converts to formaldehyde and then to formic acid, which in turn causes metabolic acidosis. Formic acid is the poison found in the sting of fire ants. The methanol toxicity mimics, among other conditions, multiple sclerosis and systemic lupus.

Many people were being diagnosed in error. Although multiple sclerosis is not a death sentence, Methanol toxicity is!

Systemic lupus has become almost as rampant as multiple sclerosis, especially with Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi drinkers.

The victim usually does not know that the Aspartame is

the culprit. He or she continues its use; irritating the lupus to such a degree that it may become a life-threatening condition… We have seen patients with systemic lupus become asymptotic, once taken off diet sodas.

In cases of those diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, most of the symptoms disappear. We’ve seen many cases where vision loss re- turned and hearing loss improved markedly.

This also applies to cases of tinnitus and fibromyalgia. During a lecture, I said, ‘If you are using ASPARTAME (Nutra Sweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc) and you suffer from fibromyalgia symptoms, spasms, shooting, pains, numbness in your legs,

Cramps,

Vertigo,

Dizziness,

Headaches,

Tinnitus,

Joint pain,

Unexplainable depression, anxiety attacks, slurred speech, blurred vision, or memory loss you probably have ASPARTAME poisoning!’ People were jumping up during the lecture saying,’I have some of these

symptoms. Is it reversible?’

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

STOP drinking diet sodas and be alert for Aspartame on food labels! Many products are fortified with it! This is a serious problem. Dr. Espart (one of my speakers) remarked that so many people seem to be symptomatic for MS and during his recent visit to a hospice; a nurse stated that six of her friends, who were heavy Diet Cokeaddicts, had all been diagnosed with MS. This is beyond coincidence!

Diet soda isNOTa diet product! It is a chemically altered, multiple SODIUM (salt) and ASPARTAME containing product that actually makes you crave carbohydrates.

It is far more likely to make you GAIN weight!

These products also contain formaldehyde, which stores in the fat cells, particularly in the hips and thighs. Formaldehyde is an absolute toxin and is used primarily to preserve ’tissue specimens.’

Many products we use every day contain this chemical but we SHOULD NOT store it IN our body!

Dr. H. J. Roberts stated in his lectures that once free of the’diet products’ and with no significant increase in exercise; his patients lost an average of 19 pounds over a trial period.

Aspartame is especially dangerous for diabetics. We found that some physicians, who believed that they had a patient with retinopathy, in fact, had symptoms caused by Aspartame. The Aspartame drives the blood sugar out of control. Thus diabetics may suffer acute memory loss due to the fact that aspartic acid and phenylalanine are NEUROTOXIC when taken without the other amino acids necessary for a good balance.

Treating diabetes is all about BALANCE. Especially with diabetics, the Aspartame passes the blood/brain barrier and it then deteriorates the neurons of the brain; causing various levels of brain damage,Seizures, Depression,

Manic depression, Panic attacks,Uncontrollable anger and rage.

Consumption of Aspartame causes these same symptoms in non-diabetics as well. Documentation and observation also reveal that thousands of children diagnosed with ADD and ADHD have had complete turnarounds in their behavior when these chemicals have been removed from their diet.

So called ‘behavior modification prescription drugs’ (Ritalin and others) are no longer needed.Truth be told, they were never NEEDED in the first place!

Most of these children were being ‘poisoned’ on a daily basis with the very foods that were ‘better for them than sugar.’

It is also suspected that the Aspartame in thousands of pallets ofdiet Coke and diet Pepsiconsumed by men and women fighting in the Gulf War, may be partially to blame for the well-known Gulf War Syndrome..

Dr. Roberts warns that it can cause birth defects, i.e. mental retardation, if taken at the time of conception and during early pregnancy. Children are especially at risk for neurological disorders and should NEVER be given artificial sweeteners.

There are many different case histories to relate of children suffering grand mal seizures and other neurological disturbances talking about a plague of neurological diseases directly caused by the use of this deadly poison.’

Herein lies the problem: There were Congressional Hearings when Aspartame was included in 100 different products and strong ob-jection was made concerning its use. Since this initial hearing, there have been two subsequent hearings, and still nothing has been done.The drug and chemical lobbies have very deep pockets.

Sadly, MONSANTO’S patent on Aspartame has EXPIRED! There are now over 5,000 products on the market that contain this deadly chemical and there will be thousands more introduced. Everybody

wants a’piece of the Aspartame pie.’

I assure you that MONSANTO, the creator of Aspartame, knows how deadly it is.

And isn’t it ironic that MONSANTO funds, among others, the American Diabetes Association, the American Dietetic Association and the Conference of the American College of Physicians?

This has been recently exposed in the New York Times. These [organizations] cannot criticize any additives or convey their link to MONSANTO because they take money from the food industry and are required to endorse their products.

Senator Howard Metzenbaum wrote and presented a bill that would require label warnings on products containing Aspartame,

especially regarding pregnant women, children and infants.

The bill would also institute independent studies on the known dangers and the problems existing in the general population regarding seizures, changes in brain chemistry, neurological changes and behavioral symptoms.

The bill was killed.

It is known that the powerful drug and chemical lobbies are responsible for this, letting loose the hounds of disease and death on an unsuspecting and uninformed public. Well, you’re informed now!

I have it from a very reliable source that this song is to be included on the new ybc album which is due to be released in time for chanuka

I’m not sure who your “very reliable source” is but the music version is already for sale online, and from what i hear it’s being released as an acapella song together with other acapella songs shortly before Pesach.

Mine is pretty simple. It’s Cee Bee and the number 1.

Great album!! Listening to it all day.

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what did the matzah say 2 the maror?

Korech! (my 3 yr old sisters answer)

Rumors are going around that YBC is coming out with a new ACAPELLA album in the next few weeks!!

THOSE WERE THE NIGHTS

Bubby burned the Latkes every Chanukah

Forgot them in the frying pan each year

While we were having fun playing Dreidle

Smoke alarms were wailing everywhere

Firemen were breaking all the windows

Zeidy closed his eyes, began to pray

Those Latkes had no luck

Our mouths bit down & stuck

But Bubby made us eat them anyway

CHORUS:

Those were the nights of Chanukah

I remember long ago

When our family got together

Little eyes aglow

Multi-colored candles burning

As the joyous songs were sung

How I miss the Menorah lights

When we were all so young

Uncle Jake bought donuts by the dozen

But Uncle Hymie ate while singing Maoz Tzur

And that was Uncle Hymie’s big mistake

Our parents stood there beaming as they called us

And handed us our presents one by one

Bathed in the light

The Menorah burning bright

Sweet memories as brilliant as the sun

CHORUS

Where are those nights? Full of fun, full of lights

I can still hear their laughter and songs

But though they are gone, their spirit still lives on

For Bubby’s love is still alive and strong

CHORUS

Those were the nights of Chanukah

Spent with family and friends

Filled with dreams and laughter

That we thought would never end

So cherish your moments together

And we wish a happy Chanukah

To everyone

Health:

I don’t know why but for some reason i get the feeling that your actually pretty young

Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn’t take it kindly when a bad case of the flu sent her to the hospital for observation.

By the time a pair of husky interns got Grandma tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress, especially, the mattress.

Suddenly, Grandma spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord. “What’s that?” she demanded.

“If you need anything in the middle of the night, Grandma,” said one of the interns, “just press that button.”

“What does it do, ring a bell?” she asked.

“No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty,” the intern replied.

“A light in the hall?” responded Grandma. “Look, I’m the sick one around here. If the night nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself.”

This I don’t believe. Liver damage takes years. I did hear a story of a bochur dying a year ago on Purim from too much alcohol.

just for your information the bochur who died last purim did not die from too much alcohol rather from an aneurysm

*The Offical Shidduch Resume*

(FOR GIRLS)

Name:_______________ Nick name:___________

Age:___________ Screen name:________________

DOB:____________ Sign:__________________

Place of Birth:

City:________________ State:______________ Country:__________

Hospital:_______________ Doctor:_______________ Midwife:_______________

Height:

With heels on:_______________

Without heels on:________________

Weight:

Color Eyes:

With contact lenses:____________ Without contact lenses:_________

Religious Affiliation:

A. Jewish:

( ) FFB (Frum

From Birth)

( ) BT

( ) OT

( ) Out of towner

( ) Regular orthodox

( ) Modern orthodox

B. Education: Please star * anything that was co-ed

a) Playgroup:_____________

b) Preschool:_____________

c) Elementary School:______________

d) High School:_____________

word

essay why. (You may attach additional paper to the back of this

resume).

f) Day Camp:_____________

g) Sleep-away Camp:_______________

h) Seminary:_______________

*Why davka this one__________________________________________________.

*Was this your first choice? Were you rejected from any seminaries and if

yes, please

specify:_____________________________________________________________.

GETTING PERSONAL:

Monsey?_________________.

2) Are you really a hocker??

Check if you have any of these:

___ # of cellphone(s)

___ # beeper(s)

___ # of blowdrier(s)

___ Type of car(s)

___ VCR/DVD

___ TV

___ computer with email

___ computer with internet

___ computer with Koshernet

No____ Yes_____ (If yes, please specify # and which ones)

____________________________________

THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS MAY SEEM A BIT UNUSUAL, HOWEVER, PROFESSIONAL

4) What midda really defines your character?_____________________.

5) What do you do to relax?

A. Eat

B. Get you nails/hair done

C. Go shopping

D. Talk on the phone

E. Say Tehillim

F. Design your wedding gown

6) How much food do you need to be satisfied?

A. One slice of pizza, french fries or onion rings and a diet coke

B. Half a burger or hotdog

C. Salad, salad, and more salad

D. 3 Chalav Yisrael Hershey Kisses

7) What are your eyebrows like?

A. I wax once a month

B. So thick I have to tweeze every-other night

C. Very sparse, I need to color them in

A. Doing chesed to counter-act the tumah

B. Watching for tips

C. Watching ER

9) Are your suits:

A. Long jacket, long skirt

B. Long jacket, short skirt

C. Short jacket, long skirt

D. Short jacket, short skirt (and how short?)

E. Suits, me? I go casual; denim skirt, Gap sweatshirt

10) How often do you buy a new Shabbos robe?

A. Once a year

B. Every time I see one I like

C. Whenever they go on sale

11) How many outfits do you go through on Shabbos?

A. 1-3

B. 3-5

12) How much time do you spend doing your hair before a date?

B. 10 minutes

C. 20-40 minutes

D. 60+ minutes

13) What do you use to do your hair?

A. Brush only

B. Blowdrier

C. Straightner/Curler

D. Gel/Mouse

E. All of the above

14) What brand of make-up do you use?

B. Whatever is on sale at Target

C. Mary Kay

D. Clinique/Lancome/Estee Lauder/MAC

A. New make-up

B. Third pair of Shabbos shoes

C. Lingerie

E. The skirt I saw Miriam wear last week

FAMILY MATTERS:

16) What kind of table cloth does you family use?

A. Disposable

B. Pink with lace

C. Classic white

17) What does your family serve for Oneg Shabbos?

B. Only Pashkes and Liebers

C. For those over 16- diet coke, 15 and under- fruit punch

D. Dried fruit

E. Nosh is only for those who clear the table

19) What time do you daven Shacharis Sunday morning?

B. I set my alarm for an hour before zman kriyas shema

C. My mother wakes me 5 minutes before chatzot

D. Shacharis Sunday morning?!

20) What is your monthly phone bill usually like?______________

B. Divrei Torah

C. Class pictures

D. Jokes and memories

E. Family pictures of girls with older brothers

22) When you see those chocolates on the coffee table, do you:

A. Begin drooling, but remember your bathing suit is only a size 4

B. Count calories

D. I will not succumb to this great taiva

23) What do you do if your date opens the car door for you?

B. Run back into my house and call the shadchan

C. I say thank you, and get in

D. Blush and get in silently

A. Lounge

B. Lounge

C. Lounge

25) If your older brother has a friend over for lunch, you:

A. Look down the whole meal

B. Blush when he asks you to pass the cholent

C. Talk about politics

D. Have an animated conversation until your father asks you to clear the

table

A. My mascara shmeared

B. My hair frizzed in the rain

C. He forgot my name

D. Too many quiet moments

E. When I sat down, my skirt went above my knees

F. Met too many of our ex-dates in the lounge

27) Why do you feel you are ready for marriage?

A. My parents are forcing me

B. I want a baby

C. I just came back from sem, a true kalah maidel

D. I can whip up a whole Shabbos in 3 hours

E. All my friends are

28) What does it take for a boy to get on your list:

B. 4 phone calls from prominent rabbanim

C. Money makes things move pretty quickly

son

E. If he attends the Mir

F. A blue eyed stud who knows how to dress

29) What do you feel is your supreme sacrifice for Torah?

A. Living on a kollel salary

B. Letting your husband learn half a day

C. Eating out only once a week

D. Driving a Camry (not a Mercedes or Rolls)

E. Doing my nails myself

30) Why do you think you should be chosen above everyone else?

A. I throw really cool parties

B. I wear a size 4

C. I have great yichus

D. I can talk on the phone while mopping the floor and holding the

screaming

baby

E. I have a great personality, real modest

F. My grandparents left me a huge trust fund

31) What kind of engagement ring are you looking for:

A. A plain band

B. A nice 1 carat diamond

C. A big diamond surrounded by emeralds

I,_____________________ promise that everything I have answered above is

the

truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Please help me Hashem.

SIGNATURE:____________________

last i checked i had only one brain, but still, one could never be too sure….

me, was not fun