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  • in reply to: PLEASE BEWARE! #712542
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    thank you.forewarned is forearmed.

    in reply to: help lifeguarding courses #712462
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    call the boro park Y and BYA sunday program.

    in reply to: Come Play The Rumor Game! #1164551
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    Dr.Weissberg may have been responsible for 9/11.

    in reply to: Thanksgiving: Church Holiday #1146295
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    you can even eat a “turkeya gedolah” if you cut it into “sh’vorim” and share it.It’s ‘true-ah!”

    in reply to: Come Play The Rumor Game! #1164548
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    Dr.Weissberg makes drug patties and the tsa caught it in the body scanner.

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1109502
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    men of distinction

    in reply to: Shidduchim Resources #712471
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    FW,thank you.

    in reply to: Women Who Get Really Heavy After Marriage #712461
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    i also found the title of this post offensive.it’s like starting a thread entitled”men who wake up with bad breath”.maybe the mods can close this sickeningly over-discussed topic?

    in reply to: Story Tapes #1118391
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    lakewoodwife–that tape was created by mrs.sue arnold(Morah Sarah)in toronto.i used it when i taught kindergarten,to help my kids,and with kiruv girls.it is absolutely the best!

    in reply to: uh oh am i in trouble?? #712790
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    why lie?just tell the shadchan:for the kavod of my parents,please do not share that info. with anyone.it will cause my parents unneccesary tza’ar.

    in reply to: Shidduchim Resources #712468
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    Has anyone ever tried SawYouAtSinai?does anyone know anyone personally who has?apparently they protect everyone cuz no one sees anyone’s profile unless a match is being set up.

    in reply to: Come Play The Rumor Game! #1164539
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    i tried to bring the rumor full-circle.did anyone chap?(post#1).Anyway,it’s high time for a new rumor,no?

    A+ to all of you who contributed to the first “gossip chain”!

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1109494
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    sky-diving

    in reply to: Another over-weight shidduch discussion… #712383
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    I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE MET A WOMAN WHO a.didn’t have a mirror in her house(ie.wasn’t fully aware of her problem).

    or b.didn’t desperately want to fix it.

    one problem with putting on weight is that it literally makes you get tired faster when exercising.

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1109490
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    yiddish”kite”

    in reply to: Shidduchim, What do boys look for in a girl? #712738
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    WIY:i have found that women “kvetch,whine,nag cry”etc.for any of these reasons.

    1.the husband literally ignores her when she talks.

    2.the husband grunts a response, then promptly “forgets”whatever he was supposed to do.

    3.he carelessly does whatever it is all wrong.example–gets the specific item asked not to get,decides to vacuum at midnite and wakes up the 4 kids sleeping in that room.when questioned,retorts;”you are never satisfied!no more help from me!’

    GET THE PICTURE?

    Guys who treat their wives with the courtesy they deserve WILL NEVER END UP LISTENING TO GRATING NAGGING.

    in reply to: Come Play The Rumor Game! #1164533
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    Rabbi Gold told me…hey,listen up!He told me that the Cornbagels just got a pet!(see post#!)

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1109477
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    chancellor is a fancy word

    in reply to: Come Play The Rumor Game! #1164524
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    Rabbi Goldberg’s tires went up in smoke.

    in reply to: How Do You Store Your Children's Worn Clothing? #712888
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    for a white gown or items too valuable to just give away there are fabric or other special coverings so whatever time/exposure does to create those mysterious stains…does not happen.

    in reply to: Do You Compliment Freely? #713227
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    frumladygit–when i had my first kid, an old lady came up to me and said” ah mee’iseh baby!”(an ugly baby)i almost burst into tears!some minhagim are traumatic if no one warns you!!

    in reply to: Info On Song Shokoh Chamah Shokoh Nafshi #712875
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    wrong?

    in reply to: How Can I Change My Attitude About Shabbos? #712859
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    It all boils down to SIMPLIFY.

    Whatever you do to make shabbos EASIER for yourself so YOU also get to enjoy a little Shabbos …IS KOVOD SHABBOS.

    BUT!!by the way,everyone, not every single problem in the world is solve-able.

    what do I mean?

    when your solution involves the cooperation of those in your immediate environment…and beyond your control…only hashem can solve it.

    in reply to: Come Play The Rumor Game! #1164521
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    Rabbi Goldberg says bagels are considered to be in the corn family(thus,the surname Cornbagel)and must therefore have been filtered

    like the corn.(the new filters are costly)

    in reply to: Do You Compliment Freely? #713222
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    A toothless old woman may have pretty blue eyes and a nice new hat.A rambunctious child may have used his abundant energy to be helpful.A strict-natured teacher may give clear and fair tests.the list is endless.

    in reply to: How much do YOU give? #712093
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    each kid had about 45 j.c.’s..vos vilst du fun mein leben?

    in reply to: Come Play The Rumor Game! #1164518
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    there are tiny white bugs in the CORN family(corn on the cob,canned corn,corn syrup)

    in reply to: Come Play The Rumor Game! #1164515
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    i heard Korn’s opened up in Atlantic City!

    in reply to: Come Play The Rumor Game! #1164508
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    I heard the Cornbagel family lost a bet in Atlantic City.

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1109474
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    penny-wise and dollar-foolish

    in reply to: How much do YOU give? #712091
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    a principal of a huge school once told me that sincere notes of appreciation mean the world to a rebbe or teacher…and evoke in them a desire to be kind to your child,too.

    on a side note,after 2 checks FOR FIVE DOLLARS(j.c.tips) bounced(!!), I was so embarrassed, I decided…if I have so many tips to give I can’t even keep track…i’d rather give one normal size tip to the rebbe(who has to prepare even in the summer).

    in reply to: A Need For Plus Size Clothing Stores #712506
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    minyan gal…ALL the stores cater to your size,don’t they?

    in reply to: 20 Factors For Parnassa #963246
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    oops…hmm.let me think of something original…if you sell pretty flowers on 13th avenue?

    in reply to: Do You Compliment Freely? #713214
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    i think it says in pirkei avos “an ayin tova above all”

    in reply to: A moment of truth- why do we really judge others? #712069
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    the most complex problems usually have simple roots…but to uproot the problem at the root….ah,now that is not always simple…thank you aries–i think we agree on quite a few coffee room issues,do we not?(i’m chancing that comment assuming we are the same gender)

    in reply to: Do You Compliment Freely? #713209
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    a compliment can make a person’s day–and that person’s joy will affect all the people he/she encounters that day,and so on.

    example:the father of the 12 year old will (hopefully) then tell his son how proud he is,and share the nachas with his wife. the son may think “well whaddya know,they do see how hard i try!”and learn extra well that evening.the wife,whose cleaning lady just quit may say”well,the house may be messy–but at least i have good children,b.h.”

    in reply to: Did You Do/See Something New/Exciting/Out Of The Ordinary Today? #712016
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    life is mostly about PLAN B.frustration is directly proportionate to what you expected.the only exception to this is being in a truly bad situation and trapped there (chas v’sholom).

    otherwise…HOPE FOR THE VERY BEST TURN-OUT…BUT DO BE PREPARED WITH PLAN B…just in case.

    a special thing that happened today? i helped set up for a simcha and met a few really nice people.

    in reply to: Shidduchim: A Morbid Interest In Other's Affairs #712396
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    it all boils down to ga’avah.if you don’t think you’re better just because you’re on the giving/doing end,you will automatically treat everyone you deal with respectfully.i was zoche to bring many couples together and i feel THE RESPECT FACTOR played a role.

    in reply to: 20 Factors For Parnassa #963244
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    it is also a segulah to be generous with others-Hashem will be generous with you.

    also to be makpid on ma’aser and honest money.

    and saying birchas hamazon with kavanah.

    also parshas ha-mohn.

    wow my grammar was bad but the segulos are “BODUK UMENUSEH”-TRIED AND TESTED-ie.GREAT!

    in reply to: How Do You Store Your Children's Worn Clothing? #712886
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    i think that’s the oxidization.that’s why not everything is worth saving (you can give it to a friend’s kid who can wear it now).and thanks,i’m glad to help.

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1109463
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    worship Him

    in reply to: See New Ami Magazine #1010912
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    is the OP the editor of the new magazine?

    in reply to: A moment of truth- why do we really judge others? #712067
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    1.gaavah

    2.gaavah

    3.gaavah

    in reply to: Greatest JEW of the Decade Award #712267
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    Jewess of the decade?Mrs.Esther Krohn of Toronto.a”h

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1109457
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    women CARE.

    in reply to: A Need For Plus Size Clothing Stores #712500
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    uch! a set of parents has a bunch of kids…she gains some weight(not to mention scars) and he has no wear-and-tear at all….but “no pity”?

    anyway Kohl’s has very tasteful clothing in plus sizes.

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1109454
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    men of record(to include both posts)

    in reply to: Women Who Get Really Heavy After Marriage #712450
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    moderator did my post get edited?or did i forget to press “send post”

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1124938
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    wow that’s very thought provoking.yasher koach.

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1109451
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    stuff dreams are made of

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