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“CS, I believe Syag’s question went totally over your head… and that is part of the problem”
Ouch
To 29 (and probably 100 too)
You couldn’t change שליט״א to זצ”ל?
😔
I was busy driving and talking on the phone while drinking coffee and modding. It went right over my head.
Rso
Lol צדיקים במיתתם קרואים חיים
But anyways it was a typo
He actually didn’t like pineapple pizza, so Baruch got an amazing idea. Baruch took the good O’Keefle along with him to the present and switched him with the evil O’Keefle by kidnapping the evil O’Keefle and hid him in his basement tied up with the door locked.
“I am not a Litvak, but I have been disgusted to hear people say “Shach yemach shmoi” on more than one, and more than ten occasions.”
I never heard a single Lubavitcher saying that, I don’t where your hearing this from.
“and they are mechanech kids that way too, kids who don’t even know who Rav Shach was.”
Where do you even get such info from?
I never heard this in my life, I never heard of Rav Shach as a kid till I listened to the Rebbes Farbrengens. And the same is with the rest of Lubavitche.
So i don’t know where in the world you get such stuff from.”Must be you were born within the past 20 years to not know who RAV Shach זצ״ל was until you heard about him in a farbregen
My experience with Rav Shach and a Lubavitcher in my Yeshiva was that whenever his name was mentioned the Lubavitcher conspicuously raised his middle finger
And the reason you probably never heard of Rav Shach is because why would anyone tell you about someone who discredited your משיח
Nwth,
Not sure about that! Celebrities would complain that he stole their song
The site used to show posts awaiting moderation, but now it doesn’t
We also used to have subtitles
Ahh the good old days 🙂
Btw can you get dressed up as a police man on Purim because thieves might mistake you and harm you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That reminds me of the time I dressed up as a prisoner and went into a bank…..
Funny,
Uncle moishe 2020!
Hey, trump became president
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. That means that you should join the opposite political party from the one you support, which means you ought to be a Democrat.
Maybe it also means one should move to Iran then they’ll be your next door neighbors
Ctl
She should have a רפואה שלימה בקרוב
Ry23,
And therefore?
Seriously? Someone who doesn’t like the Dems’ control may not ask questions? Their only option is to move?
Participant
That what it sounds like when the “celebrities” talked about moving to Canada after Trump won (which sadly didn’t happen)
Or moving to North Korea, Iran, etc to see what a real dictator is
So the site was down for about 10 minutes shortly after Neville’s upset which makes it pretty obvious that he had it done out of vengence. I still cant figure out how you pulled it off, and i think it was a bit of an overreaction, but its the only possible explanation for the so called “glitch”. And no doubt he’s going to deny it…
Oh, that was why? I was wondering why
Actually it is brought that that is indeed the tachlis. Schar mitzva mitzvah means that since Hashem wants us to receive schar (miteva Hatov leheitiv) we should be doing mitzvos with the intention of so to speak “enabling Him” to give us schar
But the intention isn’t for the שכר
After all, if the Tachlis is the Schar in Gan Eden
Who said that?
Well, CS asked on motzei shabbos if it’s worth her time. Judging by the answers it looks like it isn’t. Therefore I have allotted that time to better things 🙂
I personally think the whole thread wasn’t worth anyone’s time but hey everyone is entitled to their own opinion
Baruch and Aliza from the future storm into the house and give a round kick to biz and annie’s Clones and O’Keefle “never mess with time travelers” they say. “But how did you get untied?” The clones say. “Simple” says future Baruch, “the future us untied ourselves, then the present us used biz’s time machine to go into the past and then we came back here”
Probably all
Marry an out of towner
חלב סתם?
Baruch seeing dr Panner in a weakened state shouts “you’re the one causing me all these problems!” and promptly stabs and kills Dr Panner. Everyone lifts up Baruch joyfully “our hero” The judge shouts “order in the court” before getting another call from the president “Baruch successfully made peace with the alpacas by killing dr Panner, we will be honoring him in two weeks time”
Dr Panner is a dentist or a hand doctor or a dentist?
O’Keefle’s men overhear the phone conversation since they bugged the courtroom’s phone. One of the men starts shooting the alpacas. “Not my president!” He shouts, being a staunch democrat just like his boss. Now the alpacas are really mad and don’t want to hear anything about peace.
On the other side of the portal Baruch landed on a huge 5 foot plate with a whole bunch of alpacas standing around him. The alpacas try to bite off Baruch’s head but Baruch pushes the button to transport him back to the courtroom. “I think I’m safer in the asylum instead” says Baruch sheepishly
Of course they would be right, but you’re right too.
So we make airplanes when we argue?
Although it is definitely right, because evetyone is entitled to their opinion.
Just because it’s my opinion it doesn’t make it right
If it was someone’s opinion that Jews are from Mars that doesn’t make it right
You’re entitled to your opinion.
It’s not my opinion it’s a fact
Sam,
Not the point I was making
Username was saying Lubavitch has a “claim” to גן עדן & גיהנום because they talk about it in depth, whereas non Lubavitchers don’t
I’m saying sfardim do
Username,
You obviously haven’t been to a sfardi shul
Everyone is right because everyone is entitled to their’ opinion
You’re wrong
is that any machlokes lshem shemayim between gedolim only becomes machlokes once talmidim get involved .
בית הלל & בית שמאי wasn’t לשם שמים?
it is not relevant to real life
and therefore illogical
however what I just said is a logical statement so my claim is invalid
The judge looks at Baruch and says “case dismissed the defendant commits to 5 years in a mental institution of the courts choosing”
Cmon
Another 270ish posts left and it’ll have more posts than the joke thread (although it’s debatable if this thread is the new joke thread)
Ry23,
Really?
Ok
As baruch takes out his ID, O’Keefle’s men burst into the room. “Judge, we have proof that the man standing there n front of you is Dr. Panner” they state.
Baruch quickly realized that it was preposterous that he could be Dr Panner. Baruch makes it to the courtroom in handcuffs and a little confused “how did all this happen to me, just from a broken hand?”
Baruch’s thoughts were promptly interrupted by being called up to the judge. “Dr. Panner the charges here are attempted murder and election fraud how do you plead?”
“But I’m not Dr. Panner, I’m Baruch Goldstien!” Baruch shouted.
Found it!
9 years and 2 months
Wow time flies by
Takes 2,
I’ve never seen it